How many Ethiopians fit in a phone booth?
All of them
How do you get them out?
Throw in a bar of soap
What’s black and runs through the desert at 100mph?
An Ethiopian with a McDonalds voucher
How do you kill a million flies at once?
Hit an Ethiopian with a shovel
What’s the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian woman?
You know she’ll swallow!
What does an Ethiopian do with a bag of rice?
Open a restaurant
When you look at a barcode on any product, what are you actually seeing?
A Bunch of Ethiopians standing in line for dinner.