Ethiopian Jokes

rudeboyyouth · 01-01-02, 10:06 PM

What do you call an 8 oz. Ethiopian?

Lucky

When you look at a barcode on any product, what are you actually seeing?

A Bunch of Ethiopians standing in line for dinner.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub?

As many as you want; they keep slipping down the drain.

What's dark and has cobwebs?

An Ethiopian's asshole.

boywonder77 · 01-12-02, 07:11 PM

Do you know what you call an ethiopian chick with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

boywonder77 · 01-12-02, 07:12 PM

Do you know how to kill a hundered flies at once?

Smash an ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

phandangle · 04-09-02, 04:55 AM

How many Ethiopians fit in a phone booth?
All of them

How do you get them out?
Throw in a bar of soap

What’s black and runs through the desert at 100mph?
An Ethiopian with a McDonalds voucher

How do you kill a million flies at once?
Hit an Ethiopian with a shovel

What’s the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian woman?
You know she’ll swallow!

What does an Ethiopian do with a bag of rice?
Open a restaurant

When you look at a barcode on any product, what are you actually seeing?
A Bunch of Ethiopians standing in line for dinner.

01-01-02, 10:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
rudeboyyouth Original ®udeboy Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: NuevayorK Posts: 1,872	Ethiopian Jokes What do you call an 8 oz. Ethiopian? Lucky When you look at a barcode on any product, what are you actually seeing? A Bunch of Ethiopians standing in line for dinner. How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want; they keep slipping down the drain. What's dark and has cobwebs? An Ethiopian's asshole.

01-12-02, 07:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
boywonder77 Old Skool Legend Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Sleaside Bites Posts: 547	Do you know what you call an ethiopian chick with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese. __________________ Disco Stu's got Ouzo for Twozo!

01-12-02, 07:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
boywonder77 Old Skool Legend Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Sleaside Bites Posts: 547	Do you know how to kill a hundered flies at once? Smash an ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. __________________ Disco Stu's got Ouzo for Twozo!

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04-09-02, 04:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
phandangle Newbie Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1	How many Ethiopians fit in a phone booth? All of them How do you get them out? Throw in a bar of soap What’s black and runs through the desert at 100mph? An Ethiopian with a McDonalds voucher How do you kill a million flies at once? Hit an Ethiopian with a shovel What’s the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian woman? You know she’ll swallow! What does an Ethiopian do with a bag of rice? Open a restaurant When you look at a barcode on any product, what are you actually seeing? A Bunch of Ethiopians standing in line for dinner.