the best brokers are alcoholics...

[dgmodel]

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10
cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

[suthrnbelle]

i'll get right on that lol...

[charlydontsurf]

I posted that a few weeks ago because it is very accurate as far as I am concerned. The only time I had 6 figure months was when I was partying like a fuckin rockstar. Work hard play hard. I never made more $ than when I was drinking like a fish.