Heelys

[bxbomb]

Hey mom and dad next time you let your 8 yr old wear these fuckers out to the supermarket and i "accidently" hip check them into the ketchup and mayonaise...... Dont come crying to me

those things are banned for a reason in certain public places

[kaydup]

something on the news this morning about them but I missed it

[stymie]

They are addicting. at first I was like so whats the big deal, until I tried them. Now I go out just to heely around town and what not. I cant get enough of my heelys...

[bxbomb]

i think im jealous and should go out and get a pair
But im in a foul mood in the supermarket yesterday and little Joey and his friend are darting up and down the aisle im in and i almost hit em twice with my cart
And the kids mother is just oblivious in her quest for hamburger helper or whatever the fuck she feeds these hyperactive twatbag kids

[stymie]

Originally Posted by bxbomb

i think im jealous and should go out and get a pair

best decision I have ever made, changed my life in such a positive way...

[bxbomb]

Originally Posted by stymie

best decision I have ever made, changed my life in such a positive way...

yes i can tell your posts are much deeper, thought provoking and sometimes even give me the warm fuzzies inside

[stymie]

life is good

[sidoolongo]

Heelies are the only foolproof way to tell if your child is gay.

[cookie6]

Originally Posted by sidoolongo

Heelies are the only foolproof way to tell if your child is gay.

What?....

I want a pair of purple ones..

[SuGaRNSpIcE]

just dont forget u have them on lol, there was a kid at my job that was in the hall and she went to walk or stepped on them the wrong way and she busted her ass lol i felt so bad but i couldnt help myself from laughing, luckily she thought it was funny too and she didnt hurt herself

[HAZE]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,278562,00.html

Government Reports 1,600 Roller Shoe Injuries

CHICAGO — Accidents from trendy roller shoes are far more numerous than previously thought, contributing to roughly 1,600 emergency room visits last year, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission said Wednesday.

Those injuries were mostly in children, the target market for the wheeled shoes that send kids cruising down sidewalks, across playgrounds and through shopping mall crowds.

Scott Wolfson, a spokesman for the Consumer Product Safety Commission, said last week that the agency knew of at least 64 roller shoe-related injuries and one death between September 2005 through December 2006.

The new higher estimate is based on a more recent and thorough examination by staff statisticians of data reported to the agency, Wolfson told the AP Wednesday.

The update follows new safety advice posted online Tuesday by the American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons, which recommends helmets, wrist protectors and knee and elbow pads for kids who wear wheeled shoes.

On Monday, a report in June's Pediatrics said 67 children were treated for roller-shoe injuries at a Dublin, Ireland hospital during a 10-week period last summer.

Heelys, the most popular brand, are sold in 70 countries. They're made by Carrollton, Texas-based Heelys Inc., which maintains that the shoes have a safer injury rate than skateboarding, inline skating and even swimming.

The company didn't immediately respond to a request for comment on the new injury data.