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Old 08-17-01, 02:55 PM
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10 Sayings We'd Like To See On Office Posters

1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it by
killing all those who opposed them.

2. If you can stay calm while all around you are in chaos...then you
probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG
fourteen times gives you job security.

4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

6. Plagiarism saves time.

7. If at first you don't succeed, try management.

8. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

9. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

10. TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
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Old 08-17-01, 02:57 PM
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Re: 10 Sayings We'd Like To See On Office Posters

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8. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Amen. Hence my club god(dess!! dammit) standing on CP.
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Amen. Hence my club god(dess!! dammit) standing on CP.

well maybe if you quit acting like you had some balls swinging between your legs they would realize that you are in fact a goddess and not a god....
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11. You hardly need the strength of 30 when you can win by fighting dirty.
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