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| drunken santa madness and then late night fun this sat!!!! first the daytime drunken santa madness... Los Angeles SantaCon 2006 - www.santacon.com December 9, 2006 Santa is on the move. 1. Park at Union Station parking garage 2. Go into Union Station and buy a Metro Day Pass 3. Meet at Phillipe The Original at noon 4. Eat Lunch 5. Depart from Philipe to Union Station at 1:00 6. Boarding train. 7. Miscellaneous red menace activities, information provided on need-to-know basis. WHAT TO BRING: * A Santa suit held together with zip ties and sticky remains of last year’s beverages and bodily fluids. (NOT just a santa hat.) * CASH for drinks, bribes and tips (TIP YOUR BARTENDERS. Santa tips well.) * An unmarked drinking vessel for beverages to supplement bar drinks * Santafication tools (to make others into Santas). * A ball * Toys/gifts (Naughty and Nice) * Mistletoe * Niblets (optional) * Lube and condoms (elf size too if you’re into that sort of thing) * Sex toys * The Baby Jesus * Comfortable shoes - because Rudolph will become too drunk to cart your sorry ass around. * Warm clothes - Santa goes all night long TIP YOUR BARTENDERS Be jowly. THE FOUR FUCKS: Don’t fuck with KIDS Don’t fuck with THE LAW Don’t fuck with SECURITY DON’T FUCK WITH SANTA then almost acoustic christmas.... and then the late night fun.... |
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