drunken santa madness and then late night fun this sat!!!!

[deepfunk]

drunken santa madness and late night fun this sat!!!!
first the daytime drunken santa madness...

Los Angeles SantaCon 2006 - www.santacon.com

December 9, 2006

Santa is on the move.

1. Park at Union Station parking garage
2. Go into Union Station and buy a Metro Day Pass
3. Meet at Phillipe The Original at noon
4. Eat Lunch
5. Depart from Philipe to Union Station at 1:00
6. Boarding train.
7. Miscellaneous red menace activities, information provided on need-to-know basis.

WHAT TO BRING:

* A Santa suit held together with zip ties and sticky remains of last year’s beverages and bodily fluids. (NOT just a santa hat.)
* CASH for drinks, bribes and tips (TIP YOUR BARTENDERS. Santa tips well.)
* An unmarked drinking vessel for beverages to supplement bar drinks
* Santafication tools (to make others into Santas).
* A ball
* Toys/gifts (Naughty and Nice)
* Mistletoe
* Niblets (optional)
* Lube and condoms (elf size too if you’re into that sort of thing)
* Sex toys
* The Baby Jesus
* Comfortable shoes - because Rudolph will become too drunk to cart your sorry ass around.
* Warm clothes - Santa goes all night long

TIP YOUR BARTENDERS

Be jowly.

THE FOUR FUCKS:
Don’t fuck with KIDS
Don’t fuck with THE LAW
Don’t fuck with SECURITY
DON’T FUCK WITH SANTA

then almost acoustic christmas....

and then the late night fun....

[sancib]

so where are the tales of mayhem and debauchery?