Question For The New Cp Lawyer....

[mrmatas2277]

ok...Joey...i have been injured at work ok? and i wanna know if my job can be sued for "Gross Negligence"? they put that cheap brand of TP (toilet paper for u slow people), u know the sand paper kind...and everytime i wipe...i tear away anal tissue...and i find myself walking funny for a very long time...its getting to a point that i might need a skin graf for my anus...can i sue them for gross negligence? and mental anguish? i am afraid to even do #2 now, even at home...HELP ME JOEY!!!!

[meli2444]

[xtreme-1]

you need to add emotional anguish and maybe some wrist wip lash in there as well

[vicman]

Originally posted by mrmatas2277
ok...Joey...i have been injured at work ok? and i wanna know if my job can be sued for "Gross Negligence"? they put that cheap brand of TP (toilet paper for u slow people), u know the sand paper kind...and everytime i wipe...i tear away anal tissue...and i find myself walking funny for a very long time...its getting to a point that i might need a skin graf for my anus...can i sue them for gross negligence? and mental anguish? i am afraid to even do #2 now, even at home...HELP ME JOEY!!!!

i would ask for 9.8 million for the physical damage to your anus granted joey will probably end up taking 70% of that amount as part of his lawyer fee, but the emotional anguish is unquantifiable

[koky]

Originally posted by vicman


i would ask for 9.8 million for the physical damage to your anus granted joey will probably end up taking 70% of that amount as part of his lawyer fee, but the emotional anguish is unquantifiable

BUT MATTAS , i thought you told me your anus got ruined at that party we went to in which you got wasted & uhhhhhhhhhhh nevermind .... ummmmmmmm yeah , sue your company buddy

[lolahotass]

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Lola

[laliux]

Originally posted by mrmatas2277
ok...Joey...i have been injured at work ok? and i wanna know if my job can be sued for "Gross Negligence"? they put that cheap brand of TP (toilet paper for u slow people), u know the sand paper kind...and everytime i wipe...i tear away anal tissue...and i find myself walking funny for a very long time...its getting to a point that i might need a skin graf for my anus...can i sue them for gross negligence? and mental anguish? i am afraid to even do #2 now, even at home...HELP ME JOEY!!!!

To me sounds like you've been hanging out too much with dropdasoap69.

[oneword]

Originally posted by laliux
To me sounds like you've been hanging out too much with dropdasoap69.

True

[sunnyhost]

Originally posted by oneword
True

Hey oneword, u might be new at posting on here, but if u know who dropdasoap69 is then that means you've been on here 4 a while huh???

[digital7]

Originally posted by sunnyhost
Hey oneword, u might be new at posting on here, but if u know who dropdasoap69 is then that means you've been on here 4 a while huh???

smart cookie arent ya?

[pod]

I think I'm suffering from emotional distress just from visualizing Jesse on the pot with sanpaper-like TP.

[sunnyhost]

Originally posted by digital7
smart cookie arent ya?

Eh, from time to time

[sunnyhost]

Originally posted by pod
I think I'm suffering from emotional distress just from visualizing Jesse on the pot with sanpaper-like TP.

Ew dude...lololol..who the hec ever told u to visualize that crap???? (no pun intended! lol)

[digital7]

Originally posted by sunnyhost
Eh, from time to time

[oneword]

Originally posted by sunnyhost
Hey oneword, u might be new at posting on here, but if u know who dropdasoap69 is then that means you've been on here 4 a while huh???

WTF?