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    so...do you like france?....

    do you like slutty smelly women, stinky cheese, bad drivers and extremely annoying affeminate men...then france might be your cup of tea

    and don't believe all the hype, the eiffel tower is not that tall...



    fuck France!

    got a problem with that...Belgium?

























    ps.this is just an opportunity joke, I love the french...in fact, I kiss that way

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    The Eiffel tower is 900+ feet only. It was built by Mr. Eiffel so he could drop projectiles and perform aerodynamic tests. Mr. Eiffel later built a wind tunnel. The tower was also completed in time for the World's Fair that was held in Paris.

    Oh and regarding cheese, the smellier, the tastier.


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    Dude, I FUCKING LOVED PARIS!!!!!!

    I swear to God that city was made con un Pinsel, of how perfect every building and structure looked!!!


    The Arc De Triumph, what a sight to see in front of you!!!!!

    Now what about Amsterdam.................... !!!!



    This is a little store you can just walk into and but everything that it says there......the guy gave us a 30 minute lesson on Shrooms and even offered to make us some of it in Tea!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vampress
    [COLOR=DarkRed]Dude, I FUCKING LOVED PARIS!!!!!!

    I swear to God that city was made con un Pinsel, of how perfect every building and structure looked!!!
    If you think that about Paris, you must think Florence is beyond architectural perfection


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    Vive la scargot!

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    i prefer russia!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by raincry
    i prefer russia!!!
    WOW!

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    I saw Daft Punk at a club called Equs back in 99, it was by the latin poets neighborhood...

    I stayed at some friend's house...I forgot to renew my passport, so I had to spend my first 15 hours in france on a dark cold cell at the Orly airport in the outskirts of Paris, harrased by some smelly french cop...that took almost $200 from me...sacre bleu, merde!

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    Quote Originally Posted by funketeer
    Vive la scargot!

    Je deteste les escargots ainsi que les pieds de grenouille.


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    Quote Originally Posted by philippio
    Je deteste les escargots ainsi que les pieds de grenouille.
    le scargot est délicieux et vous vous habillez comme une dame

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    Quote Originally Posted by funketeer
    le scargot est délicieux et vous vous habillez comme une dame
    Alright now, don't make me bust out my German,LOL!!!!
    GABRIELLA, born on Sept 03 2006 @ 8:40am weighed 6Lbs and measured 20 inches

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    Mon pénis est énorme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by renzo
    Mon pénis est énorme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funketeer
    le scargot est délicieux et vous vous habillez comme une dame

    Va te faire niquer dans le cul par un gros porc alsacien!


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    Quote Originally Posted by renzo
    Mon pénis est énorme.

    Oui, et comme ca, tu peux l'inserer dans la gueule d'un petit gas autrichien!


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