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    *~~ PrInCeSs ~~* mimid's Avatar
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    Tired & Overworked....

    > Tired & Overworked!
    >
    >For a couple years I've been blaming it on
    >lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job,
    >but now I found out the real reason:

    >I'm tired because I'm overworked!
    >The population of this country is 237 million.
    >104 million are retired.
    >
    >That leaves 133 million to do the work.
    >
    >There are 85 million in school,
    >which leaves 48 million to do the work.
    >
    >Of this there are 29 million employed
    >by the federal government,
    >leaving 19 million to do the work.
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    >
    >2.8 million are in the Armed Forces,
    >which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
    >
    >Take from the total the 14,800,000 people
    >who work for State and City Governments
    >and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
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    >
    >At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
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    >
    >Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
    >
    >That leaves just two people to do the work.
    >
    >
    >You and me.
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    >
    >And YOU are sitting at your computer
    >reading jokes...

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    and YOU are typing them!

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    Originally posted by phrankadelic
    and YOU are typing them!

    I'm not @ work though... hehehe

    You are I bet?

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    DOWNtempo Master phrankadelic's Avatar
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    uhhhh...unfortunately.

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    I personally Combine, board, work, email jokes, personal jokes and cellphone that's enough to keep me freakin busy oh and of course the famous work pager, i never carry around RIGHT....

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