How Sleazy Are You?

[ecstatichigh35]

I took this off the DC board, it's seems interesting, I got 121.

HOW SLEAZY ARE YOU?
add up points for yes answers only!

(1) Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?
1 point

(2) Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
2 points

(3) Ever tried alcohol?
1 point

(4) Ever been drunk?
2 points

(5) Ever play drinking games?
2 points

(6) Ever fall down because you drank too much?
3 points

(7) Ever drink enogh to throw up?
4 points
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person
1 point

(8) Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?
5 points

(9) Ever been forceably removed from a bar?
8 points

(10) Ever participated in/finishd a pub brawl?
5 points

(11) Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week?
3 points
bonus: 1 point for each additionnal day (max 7 points)

(12) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?
4 points

(13) Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms?
4 points for each one tried

(14) Do you do drugs regularly?
4 points
bonus: at least 4 times a week
4 points

(15) Ever bought soft drugs?
4 points

(16) Ever sell drugs?
8 points

(17) Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit?
12 points

(18) Ever used barbituates?
8 points


(19) Ever used hallucinogens?
8 points

(20) Ever used narcotics?
10 points

(21) Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?
8 points

(22) Ever been on a date?
2 points

(23) Ever been felt up, groped?
2 points
bonus: to orgasm
2 points

(24) Ever had sexual intercourse?
6 points

(25) Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex?
5 points

(26) Ever paid for sex?
8 points

(27) Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?
4 points

(28) Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed?
8 points

(29) Ever engage in oral sex?
4 points
bonus: to orgasm
2 points

(30) Ever engage in anal sex?
6 points
bonus: to orgasm
2 points

(31) Ever engage in th 69 position?
4 points

(32) Ever contract an STD?
12 points

(33) Ever had sex without a contraceptive?
4 points

(34) Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion?
12 points

(35) Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?
4 points

(36) Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
9 points

(37) Ever had sex in a public place?
6 points

(38) Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act?
4 points

(39) Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same
sex?
10 points

(40) Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification?
8 points

(41) Ever used sex toys?
6 points

(42) Ever pass out during sex?
5 points

(43) Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity?
4 points

(44) Ever masturbated while talking on the phone?
3 points

(45) Ever bought something in a sex shop?
3 points

(46) Ever licked or have someone lick:
an eyeball-1 point
toes---2 points
ears---1 point

(47) Ever have sex with a relative?
5 points

(48) Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot?
6 points

(49) Does necrophelia pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on?
20 points

(50) Ever been arrested?
8 points
bonus: If convicted
7 points

SCORING:
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day
pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell.

[hitokiri24]

132 rawk on *headbangin*