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| Official 2003 Jersey Board CeePee Award Presentation! Music and Industry CeePee's... Most Amazing Voice of The Year The award is being presented by... Whitney Houston, live via satellite from the Betty Ford Clinic! And the winner is... Reina, doing a special live performance to kick off the show! Best Track of The Year The award is being presented by... Run DMC! And the winner is... Reina, No One's Gonna Change You (Jonathan Peters) Worst Track of The Year The award is being presented by... Louie DeVito! And the winner is... Shiny Disco Balls Producer of The Year The award is being presented by... Flava Flav! And the winner is... Jonathan Peters for his arrangement on Reina, No One's Gonna Change You. Producer Most Likely To Turn Out The Same Beats The award is being presented by... Snoop Doggy Dog! And the winner is... Robbie Rivera Venues of The Year (NJ) - Summer The award is being presented by... Halle Berry! And the winner is... Tempts, reigning champ for several years now! Venues of The Year (NJ) - Off-Season The award is being presented by... Chris Rock! And the winner is... Metro Venue of The Year (NY) The award is being presented by... Rudy Guiliani, former New York City Mayor! And there is no winner... the scene in New York sucks, bring on Crobar! Worst Venue of The Year The award is being presented by... David Letterman! And the winner is... Exit Best Decorated Venue The award is being presented by... former "Wild On" host, Brooke Burke! And the winner is... Opium Garden, South Beach Best "New" Party of The Year The award is being presented by... the best clutch shortstop in baseball, Derek Jeter! And the winner is... Deko Lounge, too bad there is too many damn people in there! Poorest Excuse For A Party This Year The award is being presented by... Vanilla Ice! And the winner is... DoublePlay Promo @ Rio Best DJ of The Year The award is being presented by... Danny Tenaglia! And the winner is... Richie Rydell Worst DJ of The Year The award is being presented by... our very own DjBg! And the winner is... Marshall Fairbanks Hardest Working Industry Mofo of The Year The award is being presented by... the Sopranos, Michael Imperioli and Drea DeMatteo! And the winner is... ML2K1 Best Promoter of The Year The award is being presented by... James Gandolphini as Tony Soprano! And the winner is... Sergio, the man who brought you Robbie Rivera, Hex Hector and many more! Whats in store for 2003? Shittiest Promoter of The Year The award is being presented by... Jerry Springer! And the winner is... Original Crew @ Cherri, before Elite! Best Live Performance of The Year The award is being presented by... Madonna! And the winner is... Luz Divina @ Metro DJ Most Likely To Have His CD Thrown Out The Window (Also The Richest Dj) The award is being presented by... Jersey's very own Dj BG! And the winner is... Louie DeVito Bathroom Attendant of The Year The award is being presented by... the Tidy Bowl Man! And the winner is... Tempts Bathroom Immigrant Bartenders of The Year - Female and Male The award is being presented by... Woody Boyd from Cheers! And the winners are... George @ Metro and Ceeotter @ Tempts Drink of The Year The award is being presented by... the gentleman, Jack Daniels! And the winner is... Red Bull and The Vodka of Your Choice Shot of The Year The award is being presented by... Frankie from Tempts, formerly Frankie Long Hair! And the winner is... SoCo and Lime Jersey Board Ceepee's... Wurst Spelerr On Tha Bord The award is being presented by... BabaBooey from The Howard Stern Show! And the winner is... TrewGuy Hottie of The Year - Female and Male The award is being presented by... Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt! And the winners are... Stardo and ______. Sorry, I wont make the deciding vote on a guy. There are so many beautiful girls on this board, its hard to pick just one… Mystify, LatinaZ, Angelicious, Neena, Hunnie and many more that I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting. Don’t feel left out if I missed you girls, you’re all beautiful in your own right. Crackheads of The Year - Female and Male The award is being presented by... Scott Weiland with Crackhead Bob from The Howard Stern Show! See what drugs do? And the winners are... Roddigga and doubleduece or Siciliagirl? Drunks of The Year - Female and Male The award is being presented by... George Wendt as Norm from Cheers! And the winners are... Hunnie and Tempkid Nicest Person On The Board - Female and Male The award is being presented by... Sophia Lauren and Robert DeNiro! And the winners are... Dknybabe, LatinaZ, Neena and Sticky Best Dressed - Female and Male The award is being presented by... Salma Hayek and NJDionysus! And the winners are... DramaqueenB and BadAss PostWhore of the Year - Female and Male The award is being presented by... Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafucco! And the winners are... Hunnie and Notallthere Couple of The Year The award is being presented by... Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky! And the winner is... the newlyweds, Mr. "Piro" and his beautiful wife, Mrs. Neena Juicehead of The Year The award is being presented by... Hollywood Hulk Hogan! And the winner is... rdntheshortbus Girl Not To Be Messed With The award is being presented by... Kiana Tom! And the winner is... Misk, good things come in small packages. Best Tits The award is being presented by... Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee! And the winner is... JenniJugs would be the obvious choice, but Doubledeuce is the most popular choice. Personally I’ve never seen Doubledeuce, so I’m not sure. I think we should have a wet t-shirt contest to determine the winner. What do you think ladies? Best Ass The award is being presented by... Jennifer Lopez! And the winner is... Vera @ Lookers, no she is not on the board but damnnn thats some ass! Best Smile The award is being presented by... Britney Spears! And the winner is... Mystify82281 Tang Coordinator of The Year The award is being presented by... Jenna Jameson! And the winner is... Stardo Most Likely To Be Mangled (In A Hole) The award is being presented by... all g'd up - Nick Nolte, prerecorded Sept. 14 from the Connecticut Rehabilitation Center! And the winner is... has anyone seen TrewGuy? I beleive the winner is too mangled to understand that he won. Most Likely To Buy Shots The award is being presented by... Charlie Sheen! And the winner is... George at Metro and Kosta Mothafuckin P. Most Likely To Be Photographed By NJGuido The award is being presented by... Jackie The Jokeman! And the winner is... That red headed dude in the construction hat, Moo stop taking photos of your friends - especially the guys! Most Likely To Call Someone On The Board A "Feg" The award is being presented by... Michael Jackson! And the winner is... PipDaddy Most Photographed On The Board The award is being presented by... Carmen Electra! And the winner is... SolarGirl, she makes a good subject too. Most Likely To Dance On The Bar The award is being presented by... Paula Abdul! And the winner is... LatinaZ Most Likely To Lose Her Keys, Purse and Car The award is being presented by... Courtney Love! And the winner is... "allegedly" LatinaZ! Most Likely To Rock A Hat or A Wig and Look Good The award is being presented by... RuPaul! And the winner is... LatinaZ Most Likely To Kick Someone In The Face While Dancing The award is being presented by... Jackie Chan! And the winner is... Hunnie Most Likely To Break Some Teeth The award is being presented by... Mike Tyson! And the winner is... Tempkid, still waiting to see you knock someone out bro! Most Likely To Have Some Teeth Broken The award is being presented by... Vincent Pastore as "Big Pussy Bonpensiero" from the Sopranos! And the winner is... Caleb, personally I want to break his neck! Biggest Crews - Female and Male The award is being presented by... New York Yankees! And the winners are... The Chickens and The Donkey Boyz Drama Queen of The Year The award is being presented by... Mariah Carey, live via satellite from the end of her career! And the winner is... Laurie619, though she faded late in the year. The summer drama was enough to get her the award. Drama King of The Year The award is being presented by... Dennis Rodman! And the winner is... DoublePlay, no more dirty laundry in 2003 please. Michigan still sucks you fauker - Ohio State Buckeyes, National Champions!!! Biggest Bitch of The Year The award is being presented by... Shannen Doherty from 90210! And the winner is... JPDD, taking home a lifetime subscription to http://www.bitchmagazine.com CockBlocker of The Year The award is being presented by... Former President Bill Clinton! And the winner is... Hardcorekrock, I believe you were the only one nominated? Online Toughguy of The Year The award is being presented by... Boxing promoter Don King! And the winner is... Tempkid, has anyone actually seen him break some teeth? KnowItAll of The Year The award is being presented by... George Steinbrenner! And the winner is... Brian1500 Asshole of The Year The award is being presented by... Howard K. Stern from The Anna Nicole Smith Show! And the winner is... Saleen351, if this board sucks, why do you keep coming back? NJGuido of The Year The award is being presented by... John Travolta as Danny Terrio from Saturday Night Fever! And the winner is... The Moo, he started all the madness with www.njguido.com Biggest Bullshit Artist of The Year The award is being presented by... Miss Cleo, call her now at 1.800.554.6196! And the winner is... Notallthere, though his posts are very amusing. NJBoard Comedian of The Year The award is being presented by... Joe Pesce! And the winner is... GeorgeAcosta2 Most Likely To Still Not Have Met Most of You In 2003 The award is being presented by... Harry Houdini! And the winner is... Myself, one of these days I promise. Though I must say, those of you that I have met were great people. Happy New Year everyone! Recently added awards... Club Gypsy: Most Venues Traveled, Turning Most Nights into Mornings The award is being presented by... Ozzy Osbourne! And the winner is... DjDan "Middle  Finger" FuryMost Likely To Rock A Sleeveless Without Juicing The award is being presented by... Vin Diesel! And the winner is... Tempkid Biggest (Self Proclaimed) Dork With A Great Smile The award is being presented by... Lisa Kudrow! And the winner is... Solargirl Official PostDork The award is being presented by... Jim Carey! And the winner is... perns2003 On behalf of your hosts Eminem and Christina Aguilera, I'd like to congratulate all the "winners!"
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OK ..ITS ALMOST 7:00AM.....AND IM ONE FUCKED UP BITCH (THANKS TO CENTRO FLY) MUAH - TO JOE -NJDIONYSUS!! THANKS FOR PUTTIN IN THE EFFORT THAT YOU DID IN THE CEEPEE AWARDS......  YOU ARE MY FRIEND!! AND I LOVE YOU FOR THAT!  I WONT GET ALL MUSHIE BUT LET ME TELL YOU ALL....... .. // /// /// /// /// / // // I LOVE YA ALL.. /// /// YAH IM MANGLED!!!  JOE PLEASE COME TO METRO TOMORROW NITE!! (not beggin  )but if you announced the awards - you SHOULD BE at metro to congratulate everyone.. DO YOU ALL AGREE??????!!! 
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| Re: Official 2003 Jersey Board CeePee Award Presentation! Quote:
You rock honey If I ever became some one I would want you to become part of my anterage!!!!!
__________________ ANYWAY "People really need help but may attack you if you help them" HELP PEOPLE ANYWAY. "If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives" DO GOOD ANYWAY. "If you are successful, you win false and true enemies" SUCCEED ANYWAY.   |
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Very Nice............ You deserve an award for that...................... 
__________________ GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS - !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W.C. Fields  Some people strive their whole lives to be perfect, others are just born ITALIAN. :grin: Reality is just an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol - !  AIM: Pernsxx |
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WHATS UP GIRLY?
__________________ ANYWAY "People really need help but may attack you if you help them" HELP PEOPLE ANYWAY. "If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives" DO GOOD ANYWAY. "If you are successful, you win false and true enemies" SUCCEED ANYWAY. |
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I need to get a little nutty, you know it's good for your brain.........
__________________ GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS - !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W.C. Fields Some people strive their whole lives to be perfect, others are just born ITALIAN. :grin: Reality is just an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol - ! AIM: Pernsxx |
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i am protesting the most likely to be mangled when ever i am mangled i get everyon around me on the same level allright i accept the reward i like to thank all the less fortunate people or should i say fortunate people that choose not to get on that level for there votes i use ta na huw ta spill bat iam aliddle barnt out i think everybody far dat aword ta |
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well done cuz!! well done!!
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Crackheads of The Year - Female and Male The award is being presented by... Scott Weiland with Crackhead Bob from The Howard Stern Show! See what drugs do? And the winners are... Roddigga and doubleduece or Siciliagirl? thanks you sooo much cp!!! the years asdpofpaj fweh akhe........ whoops sorry just did a b*mp again to celebrate and washed it down with gasoline, but anyway, i see the years of right and left hemisphere abuse and the twitching has finally paid off!!!....... the one book i read was true there is "HOPE IN A JAR" snnnnnnnnffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttt , thanks boss, i just showed him my award and we busted out the tony montana, and did a cheer to a cap of G, luv ya guys, tonight bumps and pills are all on me........................ look mom i won HOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE ALWAYS DJ MANGLED (MAYDAY, MAYDAY, THE DJ IS DOWN)
__________________ ****RIP T-MAC 44 4-EVA**** "the funeral is about to begin" rOdelaROsa |
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| Re: Official 2003 Jersey Board CeePee Award Presentation! Quote:
This just my shitty morning so much better! Britney was THE perfect touch  Britney  Njdionysus.....You did a great job on this -  Congrats to everyone.........  One thing though........You MUST say who tied for Male Hottie of the Year....  |
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Ohhhhhhhhh MY.................. ha ha........ THat's funny.
__________________ GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS - !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W.C. Fields Some people strive their whole lives to be perfect, others are just born ITALIAN. :grin: Reality is just an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol - ! AIM: Pernsxx |
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Thank you so much to all the people that made this night possible.......  Tito, get me a tissueNJDionysus you did a great job..you got one hell of a talented immagination |
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wow, must have taken you a long time to put that together
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