Things I HAte about everyone else

[jerseyguidette]

Things I Hate About Everybody Else... 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the f *ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a *se to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and here are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No t* sser, I paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, n*bhead?

[Kermzy]

Originally posted by jerseyguidette
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?

Does he get asked this a lot?

[dani672]

i hate (i am a waitress) when people feel the need to make the check mark sign with their hand.. when they are asking for the check....

or when they shake their cup at you.. when you already on your way with a refil!

[tunnelbandit]

The best is..

Did you get a haircut?

[magilicuti]

this the george carlin shit?

[LatinaZee]

whos ever it is.....its funny