Tracks That SHOULD Be PLAYED EVERYWHERE

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BOOGIE FRESH


YO, CHECK ME OUT, WORD-UP FROM SODA POP

ME & CASANOVA IN THE HOUSE AND IT'S TIME TO HOP

FOOLS, ACTIN' LIKE THE ELDERLY, MOVIN' TO THE CHARLSTON

I BUST THE GROOVE-SPAZ-FREAK-DO THE CARLTON

ALL YA' ALL LOOK, PONT, EPILEPSY-FIT

IS THE WAY THAT I SLIDE TO THE BEAT DOWN WITH IT

HOOCHIE WITH THE BOOTY ALL IN BLACK PACKIN' MUCH BACK

SHAKE TO THE BREAK GIRL, I WANT ME SOME OF THAT


IN A BIND FOR BEHIND FEELIN' LIKE FIGARO

WELL, IT'S TIME YA' FIGURED OUT I'M A GHETTO GIGALO, HO

HIT THE 4/4 ON THE FLOOR AND I'M MACKIN

MOONWALK TO THE MAMA'S BUNS LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON

MISS DISSED THE MACARENA, MADE HER MAN RUN A CHECK

PLAYA' TOLD HIM SEE YA' LATER, NOW HE'S SAYIN' "OH MY NECK!"

SODA POP ON THE FLIP-FLOP, MAKE YA' SAY GAY

NOW YOUR LOOKIN' LIKE NAY NAY, BUSTIN' BALLET


SO MANY SELLIN' OUT ROLLIN' FROM THE HOOD

SEE THE BRAND-NEW BENJAMEN'S AND THEN GO HOLLYWOOD

BUT EVEN THERE THEY WOULDN'T BELIEVE I BE SWEET TO THE BEAT

NEAT FEAT, RUN MY RAP SHEET, MY RHYMES BE CONCRETE

YO', MY CHIPS BE LARGE IN SEVEN STACKS, SWEETIES PACKIN' BACK

YOU WERE THE MAC-DAD ON THE WAX, 'TILL WE DROPPED OUR TRACKS

HIT THE DANCE FLOOR AGAIN AND WATCH THE WOMEN CIRCLE

SMOKIN' CUBANS, WEAR VERSACHE, SPORTIN' GOLD, I DO THE ERKLE


MANY WOMEN WAITIN' NOW JUST TO SHAKE AND WIGGLE

EVEN BIG BABIES IN THE LINE TO DO THE QUAKE AND JIGGLE

HEAVY HOMEY HONIES HOPPIN' TO THE HUMPTY DANCE

BOOTY BUM-RUSH THE BOZAK BEGGIN' FOR ROMANCE

BEIN' VICIOUS ON THE MIC, SEEIN' BITCHES I DON'T LIKE

MY RHYMES KNOCK YOU OUT LIKE IRON MIKE

THAT'S RIGHT, WANNNA FIGHT ? BOOM! OUT GO THE LIGHTS

DOWN THE FIRST ROUND CLOWN, NOW YA' SAYIN' NIGHTY-NIGHT


THE KING OF WHITE TRASH


IT STARTED BACK IN '69, BOUGHT MY BRAND-NEW SINGLE-WIDE

EVERYTHING SEEMED ALRIGHT TO ME

HAD MY TRAILOR-BITCH TO SCREW, FULL SET OF TEETH & NEW TATTOO

WELFARE CHECKS CAME REGULARLY

HAD A BRAND-NEW CADILLAC, DRINKIN' BOTTLES OF CONGYAK

AND SMOKIN' CIGARETTES LIKE A FEIND

MY LIFE WAS SWEET I WAS ON TOP, BANGED MY TRAILOR-BITCH NON-STOP

DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED TO ME


I AM THE GOD OF THIS TRAILOR-PARK

NOW I HAVE BECOME THE KING OF WHITE TRASH


NOW IT'S LATE IN '99, NEVER GOT MY DOUBLE-WIDE

EVERYTHING IS F**KED-UP TO ME

MY TRAILOR-BITCH IS F**KED-UP TOO, NOW 3 TEETH & 12 TATTOOS

TO BE WHITE TRASH IS MY DESTINY

I RIDE A BIKE, DON'T GOT NO WHEELS, DRINKIN' MY 12 PACK OF PIELS

CAN'T BUY MY CIGARETTES ANYMORE

I WISH THAT I WAS STILL ON TOP, AT THE MALL I PUSH MY MOP

SINGIN' FOR THE GUYS IN STORES

DA' BOMB


MAKE WAY FOR THE TOO-HOT, SHO-SHOT, DON'T SMOKE POT

STRAIGHT TO THE TOP FLY M.C.

I'M SHOUTIN' EAST COAST, I DON'T EAT TOAST

SPELL MY NAME S-O-D-A-P-O-P

I GET CASH REAL FAST WHEN I BLAST PASS GAS

PAST TRASH CAUSE I'M SWEATIN' SELF-ESTEEM

HO'S TRY TO CHASE ME, G'S TRY TO WASTE ME

CRUISIN' UP YOUR STREET IN MY SILVER LIMOZINE

THAT'S RIGHT! WANNA' FIGHT ? I'M LIKE A PIT BULL WITH A BIG BITE

AND I WILL MAKE YA' BLEED

MET YOUR HO AT THE SHOW, SHE MADE MY BONE GROW & BLOW

SWING THE BOOTY, MONSTER QUEEN!

MY SH**S ON THE BILLBOARD TOP-TEN HITS YOUR WIG IT SPLITS

CAUSE MY LYRIC SKILLS ARE MEAN

THIS AINT A DREAM IN THE HAY-PLAY, THIS IS MAY-DAY

IT'S THE BOMB, MUTHF**KING GUARANTEED

AND IT'S ON...IT'S DA' BOMB


IT'S THE FACE THAT'S GETTIN' OVER, IT'S KENNY CASANOVA

SO DAMN HOT MY MASSUSE NEEDS A POT-HOLDER

I'M THE OVER-ACHIEVER, UNDER THE BEAVER, DAY-DREAM BELIEVER

GETTIN' JIGGY WITH A CHICK ONLY ONE TIME AND THEN I LEAVE HER

LIKE THE POPE SHOWS HIS CUT, I'M SHOWIN' MY BUTT FOR ALL TO KISS

I'M THE FOUNDING-FATHER OF THE 1ST CHURCH OF FOOLISHNESS

THE ARCH BISHOP OF BUTTER-MILK BUSCUITS, SO WITNESS THE FITNESS

I'M THE EASY TO FIND, NEVER BEHIND, MASTER MIND OF MISFITS

I'M THE GOLDEN GOVERNOR OF LOVE IN ANY GIRL'S DORM

CASANOVA'S LOVE DRINK COMES IN MILK-SHAKE FORM

SERVINGS ARE SMALL, MEDIUM OR X-TRA LARGE FOR THE ROAD

BUT REALLY TO QUENCH YOUR THIRST NOW TRY SUPER THROAT LOAD!

THE SMOOTH-ONE DOESN'T MEAN TO GLOAT

BUT I CAN SHOOT BOOT LOADS RIGHT DOWN YOUR THROAT

NEXT TO YOUR SAMMICH, I'M THE NEXT BEST THING

I'M THE PRIME-RIB OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!

AND IT'S ON...IT'S DA' BOMB


NOW MY THING'S BLOWIN' UP, GROWIN' UP, I'M SHOWIN' UP

AT AWARDS CEREMONIES

IN MY ARMANI, ALL THE HOS ON ME, I'M THE DON, G

ALL YOU OTHERS ARE F**KIN' PHONIES

AND I SEE JEALOUSY, ENVY, YA' SHOOT AT ME

PLAYA' HATIN' LITTLE BITCHES

NO DOUBT CASANOVA'S GOT CLOUT, YO, TO TAKE YOUR ASS OUT

AND LEAVE YA' BLEEDIN' IN STICHES

AN O.G. TRIED TO SHAKE ME, BUT HE COULDN'T BRAKE ME

THE FAKE G WAS FADED

BLAST A CAP IN HIS ASS REAL FAST AND DASHED MAD

WAS IT GANG RELATED ?

THIS IS THE SLAM-DUNK PUNK, HIP-HOP FUNK

HO IS GOT THE JUNK IN HER TRUNK, BEND OVER!

I'M DRINKIN' HENNESSEY, WATCHIN' ENEMIES TRY TO FLOSS ON ME

BEIN' DRIVIN BY MY CHAUFFER

AND IT'S ON...IT'S DA' BOMB


HOT BOD TODD FREAKS HOGS 'TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN

GOT IT ON WITH A DYKE AND A LEPRECAUN

BUT KENNY CASANOVA DON'T PLAY THAT GAME

IF SHE GETS A BIG-BELLY THEN I'M NOT TO BLAME

LAME LOOSER WANNA' DIS ME ?

SHABLECK-A-TI-BLECK!!

I'LL CRACK THE PAVEMENT WITH YOUR FACE

AND ASK YOU HOW IS YOUR NECK ?

I'LL POUND YOUR PUSS WITH POWER-PUNCHES 'TILL YOU GET HURLED

CAUSE I'M THE INTERNATIONAL KAREOKE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

SO, START CRAWLIN' NOW & YOU'LL GET HOME SOON

TO YOUR CHEESY LAS VEGAS-STYLE HOTEL ROOM

WITH THE HOURLY RATES & THE MIRRORS ON THE CEILING

AS YOUR FUZZY BIKER-BABE ASKS "HOW ARE YA' FEELIN' ?"

SPORTIN' HOME-MADE TATTOOS WITH 3 TEETH IN HER HEAD

CHEWIN' A MAYONAISE SANDWICH NAKED IN YOUR BED

SEE, I'M THE PRINCE OF PASSION, YOUR JUST THE DUKE OF PUKE

FINANCED A DOUBLE-WIDE TRAILOR FROM COUSIN LUKE

AND IT'S ON...IT'S DA' BOMB


ALL THE WORLD


COULD IT BE THAT I MISS YOU...MAYBE

WAS IT CHANCE OR FATE ?

DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD START IT OVER ?

WOULD THAT BE A MISTAKE ?


DIDN'T WE HAVE A GOOD THING, BABY ?

IS IT MUCH TOO LATE ?

DO YA' THINK ABOUT ME GIRL, NOW

WHEN YOU MASTURBATE ?


ALL THE WORLD

IS WAITING HERE FOR ME

TO CONTINUE MY LIFE

WITH YOU I WANT IT TO BE


IF I FIND THE COURAGE TO CALL YOU

PLEASE DON'T TURN YOUR BACK

I EVEN THINK OF YOU IN THE SHOWER

WHEN I SCRUB MY NUTSACK


YES, I NEED YOU RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW

DON'T LET THIS MOMENT PASS

DO YA' THINK ABOUT ME ONLY

WHEN YOU WIPE YOUR FAT ASS ?


ALL THE WORLD

IS WAITING HERE FOR ME

TO CONTINUE MY LIFE

WITH YOU I WANT IT TO BE


WHEN I WENT ON THAT BUSINESS TRIP

AND LEFT YOU HOME ALL ALONE

DID YOU THINK ABOUT ME, GIRL

WHEN YOU SUCKED THE MILKMAN'S BONE ?


BUT NOW I FORGIVE YOU, BABY

WITH ALL OF MY HEART

I WANNA' HOLD, TOUCH, KISS AND SMELL YOU

EVEN WHERE YOU FART


ALL THE WORLD....


HERB


LET ME PEEP YOU A STORY ALL ABOUT HERB

HOW RICH AND HERB WERE SMOKIN' THAT HERB

WENT TO CAMP ONE DAY, CHILLED OUT IN A TENT

STARTED ROLLIN JOINTS WITH POT LUNDEE'S DAD KEPT


YEAH, HERB LIT UP AND STARTED FEELIN' ILL

RICH SAID, "YA' DON'T FEEL SWEET NOW, BUT YOU WILL!"

HERB'S HEART WAS POUNDIN' FROM THAT GRASS

HE COULD FEEL THE BEAT BUMPIN' OUT HIS ASS


WELL IN HERB'S MIND HE GOT UP AND RAN

BUT IN THE TENT, RICH WAS HOLDIN' HIS HAND

TELLIN' HERB IT WAS "OKAY", "DON'T BE SCARED"

BUT IF HERB HAD DIED, RICH WOULDN'T HAVE CARED!


THE VERY NEXT DAY AFTER SMOKIN' HERB

RICH CALLED UP "WHATCHA' DOIN HERB ?!"

I FOUND OUT WHY WE GOT SO SHOT

MY DAD HAD HASH MIXED IN THAT POT!


WELL HERB TOLD RICH "THANK YOU FOR THE CALL!"

HIT THE LOCAL MALL AND BOUGHT THE X-TRA SMALL

JIMMY HATS FOR ENDOWMENT THAT WAS POOR

THE CASHIER ASKED "WHAT YOU NEED THESE FOR ?"


WELL HERB TURNED RED AND HE DROPPED HIS HEAD

THEN HE STUTTERD THAT THEY WERE FOR A FRIEND

EVERYONE IN LINE LOOKED AT HIM REAL STRANGE

HERB GRABBED THE BAG AND SAID "KEEP THE CHANGE!"


YEAH, HERB WAS EMBARRESSED, BUT HE FELT BOMB

WHEN HOME, HIT THE JOHN TO TRY ONE ON

"STILL TOO LOOSE!" OLD HERB WAS MAD

GOT A RUBBER-BAND AND GLAD SANDWICH BAG


"THIS IS THE THING THAT WILL DO THE TRICK!"

HE SAID, WRAPPING THE GLAD AROUND HIS SACK AND DICK

WITHT THE CIRCULATION CUT FROM THE RUBBER-BAND-GRIP

HERB'S SUB SANK LIKE A BATTLE SHIP


POOR HERB WAS DOWN IN MORE WASYS THAN ONE

TOOK THE JIMMY HATS BACK TO GET A FLY REFUND

AFTER THE CLERK LAUGHED IN HIS FACE

HERB FOUND HIMSELF IN A STRANGE NEW PLACE


IT WAS A COMIC BOOK STORE WITH GAMES AND ART

HE WAS GREETED BY A MAN THERE WITH A FART

"WHAT'S UP HIT ?, HOW CAN I HELP YOU ?"

THEN HERB WAS HIT WITH FART NUMBER TWO


"YOUR SET WITH IT!" THE MAN SAID AND LAUGHED

THEN HE PICKED HIS LEG UP TO HOOK ANOTHER BLAST

HERB TOOK A STEP BACK FROM THE MAN WHO HAD FARTED

GOT MAD AND ASKED HIM IF HE WAS RETARDED ?


"NO I'M KEN, AND I'M THE SWEETEST HIT!

CAN YOU WATCH MY STORE WHILE I GO TAKE A S**T ?"

THEN HE HANDED HERB A BOOK CALLED ANAL IN THE HAY

SAID "THIS WILL OCCUPY YOU WHILE I'M GONE AWAY"


INSIDE THE BOOK, YOUNG HERB SCOPED MEL

WHO WAS DOIN' BAD THINGS WITH THE GIRL FROM HELL

JUST AS THE THIRD PAGE WAS ALMOST TURNED

ANOTHER FART, THE WEIRDO STORE MAN HAD RETURNED


"SORRY TO LEAVE BUT I HAD TO GO

AND SHOOT SO DIARREA S**T LOADS IN THE BOWL

THANKS FOR WATCHING THINGS, BUT WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?"

HERB SAID "HERB" AND KEN SAID "LAME!"


KEN WRINKLED UP HIS FACE AND SAID "OH S**T!"

PICKED HIS RIGHT LEG UP AND YELLED "WATCH OUT HIT!"

SAID HIS RECTUM WAS WET HERB, BUT DON'T GET MAD

YOU'VE BEEN INITIATED AS AN ACTION-MAN


SINCE THEN HERB'S GROWN UP QUITE ALOT

NOW HE CAN BRAG ABOUT THE THREE LOADS THAT HE SHOT

NOW HE SPENDS HIS DAYS HANGIN' OUT AT THE STORE

SMELLIN' KEN'S ASS AND SCOPIN' THE WHORES


JUST WHEN YOU THINK THIS JAM WOULD END

HERB MET TWO HEFTY LESBIANS!

HE WENT TO THEIR HOUSE TO PLAY STAR-TREK

GOT WET AND FELL IN UP TO HIS NECK


HERB WATCHED THEM DIVE AND FELT ONE'S ASS

GOT EXCITED AND ALMOST SHOT TOO FAST

THAT'S WHEN THE HELL ONE GAVE HIM HEAD

HE SHOT, THEY ROLLED HIM OFF THE BED


THEN THERE WAS THE OTHER WHORE

THE FAT ONE WHO HUNG AT THE STORE

HERB WOULD CALL HER TROLL AND THEN HE'D LAUGH

BUT AT NIGHTS HE F**KED HER IN THE ASS!


HERB WOULD DROP HIS SEMAN AND SHE'D FART

BUT ONE DAY SHE BROKE HERB'S POOR HEART

SHE SAID SHE HAD TO LEAVE, SHE COULDN'T CONCEAL IT

THAT WHEN THEY F**KED, SHE COULDN'T FEEL IT


NOW THIS FINALLY IS THE END OF THIS SONG ABOUT OUR FRIEND

HE'S GOT A BRAND-NEW GIRL NOW THAT'S THE WORD

SHE CALLS HIM UP

WHATCHA' DOIN' HERB??!!??


I LUV U


MY C**K IS HARD, MY B**LS ARE SO TIGHT

WENT HOME WITH YOU TO SPEND THE NIGHT

GOT READY TO CUM, STOOD UP ON YOUR BED

SIPHONED MY SACK FROM YOUR FEET TO YOUR HEAD


THEN I LIFT MY LEG AND BLOW A BIG FART

I STAND THERE LAUGHING, BUT IT BROKE YOUR HEART

I SQUEEZE THE LAST DROPS OF LOAD OUT MY HEAD

THEN I SHAKE IT OFF ON YOUR MOMMY'S BED


JUMPED OFF THE BED, PUT MY PANTS BACK ON

GOTTA' TAKE A S**T, SO I HIT THE JOHN

HAD DIARREA GIRL, BUT I DIDN'T FLUSH IT

WHEN YOU HAD YOUR FINGER UP MY A** YOU MUST HAVE CRUSHED IT !


I HIT THE KITCHEN, YOUR STANDING THERE CRYING

I BLOW ANOTHER FART, MY HARD-ON IS DYING

YOUR TEARS START TO MIX WITH THE LOAD ON YOUR FACE

THIS WHOLE NIGHT OF F**KING YOU WAS JUST A BIG WASTE!


I'M SICK OF YOU GIRL, I'M OUTTA' HERE!

POPPED OPEN THE FRIDGE, DRANK YOUR OLD MAN'S BEER

FARTED AGAIN, CHUGGED THE LAST ONE DOWN

SAID "THANKS ALOT BABE, I'LL SEE YOU AROUND TOWN!"


B-A-R DASH B DASH Q, F-*-*K-Y-O-U

A THROAT LOAD IN YOUR ASS P.U.

YOU KNOW GIRL THAT

I LUV U


DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF


WE GOT US A BOOK SENT BY ADAM & EVE

DEEP, DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF

FOR $32.50 WE JUST CAN'T BELIEVE

HOW GOOD IT FEELS! DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF


ME BEST INVESTMENT ME HOLD IN ME HANDS

DEEP, DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF

A RUBBER MERMAID THAT SIPHONS OUT THY GLANDS

BUT NOW WERE ALL SET! DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF


THERE'S NO LOVELY MOVIES OR POSH RESTURANTS

DEEP, DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF

TAKE IT OUT OF ME DRAWER, GIVES ME JUST WHAT ME WANTS

THAT'S WHY ME LIKES DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF


IT WONT CALL ME PERVERT, IT WONT CALL ME PIG

DEEP, DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF

IN YEARS I WONT HAVE TO WATCH IT'S ASS GET BIG

FAREWELL FAT ASS! DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF


WONT BE PUSSY-WHIPPED, JUST BY CAT O' NINE TAILS

DEEP, DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF

IT WONT LOOK AT ME GUILTY WHEN ME PECKER FAILS

JUST DRINK MORE RUM! DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF


SO GIVES ME MORE WHISKEY & GIVE ME SOME GIN

DEEP, DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF

YOU DON'T NEED NO FOREPLAY, JUST CRAM IT RIGHT IN

GET OUT OF ME WAY! DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF


ME DON'T NEED NICE CLOTHIN' OR A FANCY CAR

DEEP, DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF

I CAN SIT IN ME LONG JOHNS & NOT TRAVEL FAR

WE SAY SO SWEET! DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF


ME POCKETS WAS EMPTY, NO PIECES OF EIGHT

DEEP, DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF

IT WONT TELL ME NO WHEN I STAGGER HOME LATE

I SAY THANK GOD! DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF


IT WONT BITCH YOUR EARS OFF, IT WONT PICK YOUR FRIENDS

DEEP, DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF

YOU DON'T HAVE TO HOLD IT, YOU SLEEP WHEN SEX ENDS

ALL BROADS WALK THE PLANK! DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF


I SNUCK ON THIS SHIP WITH SIX DRUNK STOWAWAYS

DEEP, DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF

HE STAYED IN THE CROWS NEST FOR TEN LONELY DAYS

AND WHAT DID YOU DO ? DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF!


THE CAPTAIN GOT MAD AND SENT HIM TO THE BRIGG

DEEP, DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF

AND ME WAS SO HAPPY THAT ME DID THE JIG!

WHY'D YOU DO THAT ? DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF


SO FAREWELL YOU LASSIES, DON'T WANT TO BE MEAN

DEEP, DEEP SAILORZ RELIEF

IF YOU BLIMIES NEED ME I'M IN THE LATRENE

WHAT, TAKING A S**T ?

NO, DEEP SAILORZ RELIEEEFFFF


HOW WE ROLL


YO, THIS IS SODA POP BRO, SO BOMB ON THE HIT

MOVE IT OVER CASANOVA, CAUSE I GOTTA' TAKE A SHIT

MET A HOOTCHIE NAMED TINA, FROM PASADENA

ME AND KENNY DOUBLE TEAM HER, DID THE CLEVELAND STEAMER

CUZ EVERYWHERE I GO, ALL TH HOS KNOW

THAT I SHOOT DIARREA STRAIGHT DOWN THE BOWL

HAMMER SAID CAN'T TOUCH IT, MAYBE I SHOULD FLUSH IT

WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR FACE, SAY F**K IT! THEN I BUST IT

CUZ I'M BAD TO THE BONE, PICK UP THE PHONE

CALL COLLECT, MY RECTUM'S WET THEN HEAR THE DIAL TONE

TURNED TO STONE CUZ YA' LOOKED BACK, SHOULDN'T HOOKED THAT

TOOK FAT HOOTCHIES IN THE BACK, DRAINED MY NUTSACK

I'M THE MAC, IT'S A FACT, WHEN YOU HEAR MY NUTS SLAP

ON YOUR GIRL'S ASS YOU CAN BET SHE WONT BE COMIN' BACK

TOOK MY 10 INCH POLE, IMPALLED HER A****LE

YOU MIGHT THINK I'M WACK BRO, YO, BUT THIS IS HOW I ROLL


HEY, BELL-BOTTOM BOWLER, HIGH-CITY ROLLER

I'M HOT LIKE SOLAR BUT COLD LIKE A POLAR

IF I'M HOT I'M STILL COLDER FOR THE FIRE TO SMOULDER

WHEN YOUR GIRLIES ON MY SHOULDERS & I'M DRIPPIN' DOWN THE BOWL

TARZAN SWINGS FROMA LIMB, YO, I RIDE IN A LIMO

STICK MY FOOT OUT THE WINDOW, NAKED TWISTER BIMBO LIMBO

LIKE I'M SLOW LIKE TURTLE BUT I'M FAST LIKE A JET

STRONG ALL NIGHT LONG 10 AFTER WE MET

NO REGRET, WANNA' BET ? THE ROLEX WAS SET

LESS THAN 10 MINUTES THE FREAK'S BED WAS SOAK AND WET

PLAIN AND SIMPLE POPIN OUT LIKE A PIMPLE

THE QUICKER THE GROOVE THE MOVE DRIPPIN DOWN ON THE DIMPLE

GET THE SICK CROWD GOIN' WITH THE FUNKY RHYMES FLOWIN'

NOW I'M SHOWIN' AND GOIN', TOP TEMPO I'M THROWIN'

(SOMETHING) ALL THE UGLY BROTHERS WHO'S JUICIN' UP THEIR AFROS

WHATCHA' GOTTA' DO IS LOOSEN UP & THIS IS HOW WE ROLL


WITH MY DAD'S RUBBER TORN, UNEXPECTED I WAS BORN

MAKIN' HITS, TAKIN' SHITS CHOCKED FULL O' NUTS AND CORN

NOW THE WHOLE WORLD'S GOTTA' DEAL WITH MY FREAKY RHYMES

YESTERDAY I WACKED OFF 200 TIMES

TO A PICTURE OF A HOOTCHIE, YO, THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW

SHOT MY LOADS ON TOILET PAPER, USED THE WHOLE ROLL

A****LE, DON'T YA KNOW, I'M NOT DOWN WITH HANUKKAH

CUZ I'M GETTIN' BUSY IN THE HOUSE LIKE BILL & MONICA

BEND YOUR BIG BOOTY OVER BABE, SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS I'LL STICK IT

IN YOUR FAT ASS FAST GIRL, DON'T GIVE ME NO CROTCHCRICKETS

CAUSE I GOT A DATE TONIGHT, YEAH, I'M TAKIN' OUT YOUR MOM

SHE'S THE BOMB AND MY MAGIC WAND'S LIKE DON WAN'S

SWAN DIVE IN HER ASS, MY C**K IS CONCRETE

I GOT SUCH A LOAD TO SHOOT MY NUTS ARE HANGIN' TO MY FEET

LIKE HERB SMOKIN' HERB, FREAKIN' LESBIANS & TROLLS

SODA POP & CASANOVA SHOW YA THIS IS HOW WE ROLL


FIVE YEARS AGO, A FRIEND OF MINE

ASKED ME TO SAY A PLAYED OUT RHYME

BUT I DISSED AND SAID THIS RHYME I'M ABOUT TO SAY

THE RHYME WAS BOOGIE FRESH AND IT WENT THIS WAY

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, UNACIEVEABLE & ALSO INCONCIEVEABLE

MY RHYMES CHOKE OTHER RAPPERS TOO TIGHT TO EVEN BREATHE A LITTLE

UNBREATHABLE TIME MAKES WHERE YOU ARE UNLEAVEABLE

UNREASONABLE TO SAY, YOU EVEN STAY WHEN IT'S UNFEASABLE

'TILL THE NEXT MORNING EATIN' WEATIES FROM YOUR BOWL

Q-TIP YOUR DICK HOLE & LISTEN WHILE WE ROLL...OUT...


ANAL IN THE HAY


ANAL IN THE HAY

TWENTY DOLLARS SAYS IT'S SWEET

IT WILL HELP YOU BEAT YOUR MEAT

IT'S ANAL, ANAL IN THE HAY


WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE BACK COVER ?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MEL HER LOVER ?

OH, YOU CAN TELL THAT MEL'S NOT GAY

WHEN HE'S ANAL, ANAL IN THE HAY


OH, ANAL IN THE HAY

IS A MAGAZINE THAT HAS GREAT CHARM

IF YOU LIKE SEX ON HORSE S**T IN A BARN

YOU'LL LOVE ANAL, ANAL IN THE HAY


NOW MEET EDNA, THE FARMER'S DAUGHTER

SHE'S AS WET AS THE LIVESTOCK'S WATER

HER ASS IS OPEN FOR SOME PLAY

INSIDE ANAL, ANAL IN THE HAY


SQUATING DOWN SHE SPREADS IT WIDE

AS THE FARM HELP'S C**K GOES INSIDE

HER HOLE DRIPS OUT CURDS AND WAY

'CAUSE IT'S ANAL, ANAL IN THE HAY


ANAL IN THE HAY

TWENTY DOLLARS SAYS IT'S SWEET

IT WILL HELP YOU BEAT YOUR MEAT

IT'S ANAL, ANAL IN THE HAY


PLEASURE & PAIN


WHO'S PLACE IS THIS ? MY SHACK, MY CRIB

THIS IS MY JOINT, THIS IS WHERE I LIVE

WHERE I BRING FRESH HOS THAT LIKE TO PLAY

AND WHEN THEY SAY "OKAY", I MAKE THEIR D-CUPS SWAY


CUZ I'M SO SASSY, NEVER LET A GIRL WALK PAST ME

WITHOUT GRABBIN' HER BY THE BUTT AND DOIN' THE NASTY

AND WHEN I'M THROUGH, AND I FINISH THE JOB

THEIR BODIES STILL WANT MORE CUZ THEIR BOOTY'S THROB


I'M SICK LIKE LOCUST, FAST TO TAKE NO FUSS

RIDE YOUR GIRL IN MY CAR CUZ I'M SO BOGUS

YEAH BOY...LIKE I SAID, I'M SICK

I'VE GOT YOUR LADIES TEETH MARK'S ALL OVER MY DICK


WHEN I LIKE A GIRL, I DO THE BITCH

SUCK HER TITS SO HARD THAT HER NIPPLES ITCH

CUZ EVERYONE'S INSANE, NO, THEIR NOT THE SAME

NOTHIN' PLAIN, THEY WANT THE GAME OF PLEASURE AND PAIN


(CHORUS)

MAKIN' BACON, BACON SHAKIN', TAKIN' WHAT SHE'S GOT

GOT ERRECTION, NEED DIRECTION, PUSSY PARKING LOT

NOT JAMAICAN, CHERRY BREAKIN', BEAT YOU WITH A CHAIN

DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME, DROVE YOU INSANE WITH PLEASURE & PAIN


WHO'S STAIN IS THIS ? MY LOAD, MY JACK

COURTESY OF MR. NIGEL NUTSACK

IT WAS ON THE BED, IT WAS ON HER HIPS

IT WAS ON HER TITS, IT WAS ON HER LIPS


WHEN I PULL UP MY PANTS, I JUSTS GOTS TO LEAVE

PULLED OUT OF THE BEAV, SHE COULD HARDLY BREATHE

THE BED WAS WET I HAD TO JET OUT IN A HUSTLE

BACK IN 5 TO GET LIVE LIKE NIPSEY RUSSELL

(CHORUS)


WHO'S WHIP IS THIS ? MY WHIP, MY TOY

LET ME USE IT ON YA' HONEY & YA' SAY "YEAH, BOY!"

GET ON MY LAP, BUFF SPREAD AND SPLIT

DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR WEDDING RING IT DON'T MEAN S**T


CUZ I'M SO RUDE, LET ME PUT YA IN THE MOOD

LET'S DO IT ON THE TABLE ON TOP OF THE FOOD

DON'T MAKE HASTE, WE GOT NO TIME TO WASTE

I WANNA' PIECE OF THAT PIE, GOTTA' HAVE A TASTE


CHECKIN' IT OUT ALL THE TIME AS I WRITE A FUNKY RHYME

WHEN YOUR GIRL HEARS THIS, NO DIS, SHE'S MINE

WHEN I ENTER THE PARTY, FIND A NAUGTY WHO READY

WE HIT THE BEDROOM, THEN I SEE THE LEATHER TEDDY


LOOKIN' HER UP THE FRONT, LOOKIN' HER UP THE BACK

HOOKING' IT UP THE FRONT, COOKIN' IT UP THE CRACK

WHEN MY SCREW-DRIVER STARTS TO SCREW SHE GOES INSANE

CUZ THE HO WANTS THE TOOLS OF PLEASURE AND PAIN


BACON SHAKIN' MAKIN' BACON

PLEASURE AND PAIN


WELFARE CHECK


UNEMPLOYED, HOME, DRINKING BEER

SMOKED 4 PACKS OF CIGARETTES

MY WIFE-SHE WEIGHS 300 LBS.

WEARING PINK, SKIN-TIGHT SPANDEX


WAITING BY THE MAILBOX HERE

SO FAR NO POST-MAN HAS BEEN SEEN

WHEN HE DOES COME ALL I GOT WAS

OVERDUE PORN MAGAZINES


SOCIAL SERVICE, WHERE'S MY WELFARE CHECK

IT'S ALREADY 2 DAYS LATE

THE DOLLAR STORE HAS A CLEARANCE SALE

AND I MUST PARTICIPATE


WHEN I GET MY WELFARE CHECK

I'M THE HAPPIEST I CAN BE

GONNA' DRINK MY BEER AND WATCH

JERRY SPRINGER ON T.V.


I DON'T WANNA' GET A JOB

SLEEP ALL DAY UNTIL IT'S DARK

JUMP INTO MY CADILLAC

AND PEEL OUT OF THE TRAILOR PARK


WENT TO RED LOBSTER

FOR A BITE TO EAT AND A BEER

WENT TO PAY WITH MY FOOD STAMPS

BUT THEY SAID "WE DON'T TAKE THOSE HERE!"


ONCE, SOMEONE CALLED ME WELFARE TRASH

I TOLD THEM THEY COULD KISS MY ASS

TO BRING IT ON IF YOU GOT BEEF

THEY KNOCKED OUT ALL MY ROTTEN TEETH


WHEN I GET MY WELFARE CHECK

I SPEND IT ALL IN ONE DAY

I LOVE BEING THE KING OF WHITE TRASH

TAX PAYERS HAVE TO PAY


WHEN I DON'T GET MY WELFARE CHECK

AND MY BOOK OF FOOD STAMPS

I GLARE IN THE EMPTY MAILBOX

AND ALMOST SH** MY PANTS


LOAD RIDER


YO, IT'S KENNY CASANOVA SPEAKIN'

ME AND SODA POP ARE FREAKIN'

ALL THOSE FAT-ASS PUETO-RICAN

GIRLS UNTIL OUR DICK'S ARE LEAKIN'

SEMAN LIKE A BANK OF SPERM

DRANK TEQUILLA, ATE THE WORM

DROPPED A LOAD, MY SACK IS LIGHTER

TIGHT LATINO BOOT LOAD RIDER


MY S.A. SENT ME ON A HIT

YO, ON THE WAY THOUGH, I GOT BIT

BY SPANISH FLY, A HOT CHIQUITA

SHE TOLD ME HER NAME WAS RITA

NICE TO MEET A SENORITA

I CAN FEED A BIG FAT PEETER (PITA)

TO BUT I MIGHT GET IN TROUBLE

HER ASS WAS JUST LIKE A BUBBLE

BIG BROWN EYES AND LONG BLACK HAIR

HO HAD THE F**KING BIGGEST PAIR

OF HOOTERS AND LEGS LIKE A SPIDER

HIGHBALL HOOTCHIE, MY LOAD RIDER


IN TIJUAN, MEXICO

I MET A REALLY NASTY HO

YO, KICKIN' IT SOUTH OF THE BORDER

DRANK TEQUILLA, NOT THE WATER

BROUGHT ME BACK TO HER CLAY HUT

AND STARTED ACTING LIKE A SLUT

I GOT TO BUSINESS REALLY FAST

STUCK A CUCUMBER UP HER ASS

I DROPPED A LOAD RIGHT DOWN HER THROAT

SHE ATE IT LIKE A GARBAGE GOAT

THEN I DROVE HARD RIGHT UP INSIDE HER

NOTHING TIGHTER, MY LOAD RIDER


YO, LITTLE NASTY WEST-SIDE HO

SHE WANTS TO KICK IT, SO WE ROLL

TO MARIN CITY, IN THE GHETTO

I'VE GOT MORE WOOD THAN JAPEDO

SAID HER BROTHER'S IN THE KINGS

SIXTEEN YEARS OLD WITH NIPPLE RINGS

TOLD ME HER NAME WAS JUANITA

SAID SHE'D LIKE FOR ME TO EAT HER

GOT A ROOM AT SUPER 8

AND JUMPED OUT OF THE STARTING GATE

WITH MY HORSE C**K DUG DEEP INSIDE HER

THIS HO IS MY FLY LOAD RIDER


IN SPANISH HARLEM, BEDFORD STY

IN WATTS AND BROOKLYN, I'M THE GUY

PUNK, I'M THE PRINCE OF PIMPIN' HONIES

PLATINUM HITS, MOUNTAINS OF MONEY

JEALOUS SUCKAS PULL THE STRAP

BECAUSE THEIR HONEY'S ON MY LAP

AND LICK ME LIKE AN E-Z-WIDER

BRO, YOUR HO IS MY LOAD RIDER


THE BONA SONG


I GOT THE BIG BOZAK, I GOT THE LARGE NUTSACK

I GOT A RIGHT NUT THAT'S WHITE AND THE LEFT ONE IS BLACK

I GOT THE BIG BOZAK, I GOT THE LARGE NUTSACK, YEAH

MY RIGHT TESTICLE'S WHITE, THE LEFT ONE IS BLACK


I GOT THE BO-NA-NA I GOT THE BO-NA-NA

BO-NA-NA I GOT THE BO-NA-NA

BO-NA-NA I GOT THE BO-NA-NA

BO-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!


(REPEAT NUTSACKNESS)


BIG BOOTY


I LIKE BIG BOOTIES GIRLS, THAT'S NO LIE

AND IF YA' GOT BIG BISCUITS BABY, I'M YOUR GUY

I LIKE 'EM SWEET AND ROUND, RIPE AND ROTUND

IF YA' GOT A BIG ASS BABE, WE'RE GONNA' HAVE FUN


DON'T LIKE NOTHIN BETTER THAN A BIG REAR-END

THE BIGGER THE BUTT, THE MORE I HOPE YOU BEND

OVER AND SHAKE YOUR ASS, HO, YOU MAKE ME HOT

COME TO DADDY GIRL NOW, AND DRINK SOME SODA POP


I'M AN ASS CONESEIOUR BABY, I'M YOUR MAN

THE COLOR DON'T MATTER, JUST YOUR BIG OL' CAN

IS ENOUGH TO MAKE THIS G STEP TO THE MIC

AND RAP ABOUT THE BIG BOOTIES THAT I LIKE


IF YA' GOT A BIG BUTT THEN I'M READY 4 YOU

BRING YA' BACKSTAGE BOO, AND YA' KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO ?

WE'LL DO IT DOGGYSTYLE TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN

I GOT A FETISH FOR ASS AND A KING KONG DONG


DON'T CARE ABOUT NOTHIN', JUST YOUR DERIERRE

I LIKE BIG BUTTS IN THONG UNDERWEAR

GARTER-BELTS AND STOCKINGS ARE A PLUS

BUT WHEN I SEE YOUR FAT-ASS, MY FLY GOES BUST


PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR GLUDIOUS MAXIMUS

DON'T THINK I'M RUDE, CRUDE, LEWD & OBNOX-U-OUS

I APPRECIATE YOU LADIES WITH THE BIG BEHINDS

I WANT TO WINE AND DINE AND 69


ALL YOU GIRLS FROM THE HOOD AND IN HOLLYWOOD

IF YOUR ASS IS LARGE HO, THEN IT'S ALL GOOD

DON'T WANT NO MODEL WITH A BUTT THAT IS TINY

BUT I LIKE HORNY GIRLS, WITH A BIG FAT HEINY


THAT I CAN SQUEEZE, PUT DOWN ON HER KNEES

SHOOT A BOOT LOAD AND FLOAT LIKE THE BREEZE

F**K THE POPE IN THE MOTHERF**KIN VATICAN

GIRL, I NEED SOME OF THAT F**KIN' FAT AGAIN


RIDIN' ON MY MEAT, YOUR FACIN' MY FEET

SO I CAN SEE YOUR BIG BOOTY NOW I SAY SWEET

IF YOUR DOWN WITH CORNHOLIN', THEN GIRL, I'M THERE

DON'T CARE IF YOUR HAIR IS SHAVED WITH NAIRE


IF HER ASS IS METROPOLIS THEN I'LL BANG HER

f**K SUPERMAN, I'M THE TRAILOR-PARK-GANGSTER

THAT WANTS TO PUT MY SACK TO YOUR A DOUBLE S

GET SWEATY AND LOUD, AND MAKE A GREAT BIG MESS


YOU WANNA' GET BACKSTAGE ? YOUR BIG BUTT IS THE TICKET

AS LONG AS YOU DON'T HAVE AIDES OR CROTCHCRICKETS

AND NO MAMAS PLEASE THAT FAT ALBERT WOULD SHIRK

I WANNA' GET LAID, NOT DO CHARITY WORK


ONLY FLY GIRLS WITH A BIG BUBBLE BUTT

WITH NO INHIBITIONS ARE WHO MAKE THE CUT

I'M LIKE ED MCMAHON, DOIN' STAR SEARCH

DON'T WANT UNCLE FESTER OR F**KIN' LEARCH!


AND FOR YOU BROTHERS PUSHIN UP IN MY BOOOTY SPACE

I'M SODA POP PUNK, MY FIST, YOUR FACE

CONNECT WITH A WILD RIGHT HOOK NO DOUBT

MAKE YA SCREAM AND SHOUT, KNOCK YOUR ROTTEN TEETH OUT


BUT BABIES WITH BUBBLE BUTTS AND BIG CRACKS

GET JIGGY WITH THE POP, YEAH, I'M THE MACK

YEAH, I LOVE BIG BOOTIES, GIRLS, THAT'S NO LIE

AND IF YA' GOT ONE GIRL THEN I'M YOUR GUY


BURN THIS PLACE DOWN


THOUGHT I'D SEE IT CLEARER IF I TOOK ANOTHER DRINK

COME ON OVER, LOOK AROUND, AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK

YOU DON'T NEED NO GUN, CUZ I GOT 18 UPSTAIRS!

I'M THE KING OF WHITE TRASH, BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE


I STAGGER 'ROUND AND PREACH TO YOU MY CHAUVANISTIC VIEWS

I'M OLD AND DRUNK WITH SOILED PANTS AND LOST A COUPLE SCREWS

HEY, I DON'T WANT NO MONKEY BUSINESS, CUZ I'LL BE AROUND

AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, I'LL BURN THIS PLACE DOWN


I'LL BURN THIS PLACE DOWN

I'LL BURN THIS PLACE DOWN

I'LL BURN THIS PLACE DOWN

MY PANTS ARE TURNING BROWN


SEEMS TO ME THAT WOMEN ARE A JOKE FOR GOODNESS SAKE

ALWAYS WORRIED IF IT'S WARM ENOUGH AND SCARED OF GETTING RAPED

BUT SHE'S SO OLD AND UGLY, DECREPIT, FAT AND GRAY

WHAT MAN IN THE WORLD WOULD WANT TO RAPE HER ANYWAY ?


I'LL BURN THIS PLACE DOWN...


DON'T YOU KNOW I OWN THE HARDWARE STORE ACROSS THE STREET ?

I BUILT THIS S**THOLE BY MYSELF, BUT DOESN'T COME WITH HEAT

THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH TO DRINK, AND ENOUGH OF YOU

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE YOU QUEER, I'LL BURN YOUR PLACE DOWN TOO


I'LL BURN THIS PLACE DOWN...


DIRTY ASS LIPS


I'M WHITE TRASH, IT'S NO DOUBT

I'LL KNOCK YOUR STUPID, ROTTEN TEETH OUT

SOME CALL ME TARD, BUT I'M INBRED

DAD AND GRANDMA IN THE SAME BED


I BLOW BIG FARTS, MY AS**OLE'S SHOT

FIRST NAME DOUG, LAST NAME STOTT

SILENT ONE'S ARE THE BEST, CUZ YA CAN'T DETECT 'EM

GOT DIARREA AND A WET RECTUM


I'VE GOT DIRTY ASS LIPS


WHO FARTED? IS THE NAME OF THE GAME

POINT AT AN INNOCENT KID AND PLACE THE BLAME

LIFT MY LEG, AND FEEL THE BREEZE

MY PANTS BUBBLE UP AROUND THE KNEES


MY A***OLE PUCKERS ONCE AGAIN

RECTUM-RIPPED, HEMERHOIDED, RED

SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING DIED OF DISEASE

GUESS I SHOULDN'T ATE ALL THAT SURPLUS CHEESE


I'VE GOT DIRTY ASS LIPS


DON'T LAUGH AT ME, I'LL HAVE A FIT

CUZ I'M TOO DUMB TO TAKE A S**T

WAS POTTY-TRAINED IN SPECIAL-ED & HEALTH

BUT I DON'T EVER WIPE MYSELF

DUNG BEETLES AND FLIES THINK I'M GOD

GRANDMA SAID SHE BENT DAD'S ROD

I'M WHITE TRASH, IT'S NO DOUBT

I'LL KNOCK YOUR STUPID, ROTTEN TEETH OUT


I'VE GOT DIRTY ASS LIPS


BUNGHOLE BOOGIE


KICK IT TO THE OFFBEAT, I'M ALL SWEET

SEE, CHECK OUT ALL THE HOS G, THAT WANT ME ?

ALL THE GIRLIES SWEATIN' ME, CANT, NO CHANCE

CHILL ILL WITH THE MILL THAT I GOT IN ADVANCE


CASANOVA BE FLY, HE'S THE GUY THAT

STINGS LIKE A BEE FLOATS LIKE A BUTTERFLY

WITH THE POP'S ON THE FLIP FLOP

THE BEAT DROPS, YEAH WE ON TO DAWN CUZ THE SHIT NEVER STOPS


BUNGHOLE BOOGIE


HO'S GO TO MY HOTEL, BOOTY CALL

FROM THE MALL, JUVIE HALL, SAYIN' THANKS FOR THEM ALL

GONNA' CUT UP THE RUG, SPEND DOUGH 'TLL I'M BROKE

SHOOT LOADS DOWN THE THROAT OF THE HOS WHILE THEY CHOKE


GET BLAST FOR AUTOGRAPHS MAD FAST

BAD ASS, GOT GATS, COOL CATS, HEAT RASH

FLY HOS, 5-0'S, SHOWIN' UP AT OUR SHOWS

I WAS EATIN' WEATIES SON, WHILE YOU WERE EATIN' CHEERIOS


BUNGHOLE BOOGIE


BREAKIN' DOWN THE INTERLUDE, FROM THE DUDE

WITH THE BAD ATTITUDE JEALOUS FOOLS SAY I'M RUDE

BE A COACH BUSTIN BIG THANGS DOWN WITH DA' DIS

CASANOVA LAY THE RHYMES DOWN HEAVY LIKE THIS


PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, ACT LIKE YA' DON'T CARE

IF YA'LL IN THE HOUSE LET ME HEAR YOU SAY YEAH

GET UP DO THE BOUNCE WITH A FLY 40 OUNCE

MAKIN' HITS, STACKIN' CHIPS TO MY CREW SHOUT OUT


SWETE PETE, TOAD E.B., CUPCAKES, JEREMY

R.I.P. TO T, POP NOW V.I.P.

I'M A G WANNA SEE EVERYONE HAVIN' FUN

NEVER MIND, JUST REWIND RHYMES FROM THE SMOOTH ONE


WANNA DANCE ? CASANOVA'S GOT ANTS IN HIS PANTS

YO, POOR TO ANTS VANCE, WATCH ME DO THE PANTS DANCE

BEACH HOUSE, BIG YACHT, FLY GIRLIES ON ME

SPORT GOLD, FIATS, DRESS IN ARMANI


I'M SMOOTH, HE'S SWEET, I'M COOL, HE'S HEAT

I'M LIKE ALPHALPHA, HE BE BUCKWHEAT

FOUND DOWN AT OUR SHOWS, HO'S IN THE FRONT ROWS

BRING 'EM BACKSTAGE, HIT 'EM UP LIKE DOMINOES


THAT'S RIGHT, RHYMES TIGHT, ME AND POP ROCK THE MIC

THAT FOOL EATS ANYTHING JUST LIKE MIKE

WHERE YA' HOS ?, WHERE YA ROLLS ?,

WHERE YA' ROLEX AND DOUGH ? EVERYTIME THAT I ASK ALWAYS SAY DON'T KNOW


FROM THE OLD SCHOOL BEATS BE BOMB AND THEY BIG

WENT WE STEP IN THE STUDIO THE HITS ROCK YOUR WIG

WE BIG, WE RICH, WE GOT ALL OF THE BOOTY

NO DOUBT, PEACE OUT, YO, IN THIS BUNGHOLE BOOGIE


I WILL B THERE 4 U


OOOH BABE, I KNOW THAT YOUR SORRY

THAT YOU SHAGGED ALL THE HOMIES AT THAT PARTY

DON'T WORRY BABE, YOUR STILL MY HONEY

EVEN THOUGH YOU SHAGGED MY FRIENDS & SPENT ALL MY MONEY

YOU WRECKED MY CAR, BUT THAT'S O.K.

I LIKE TO WALK BETTER ANYWAY

AND I'M SORRY THAT MY PENIS IS SMALL

I'VE GOT MORE FRIENDS, LET ME GIVE THEM A CALL


I WILL B THER 4 U, OH GIRL, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE

AND EVERY NIGHT & DAY, I'LL WIPE YOUR TEARS AWAY

I WILL B THERE 4 U, OH, WHEN YOUR SKIES TURN BLUE

I'LL SHELTER YOU FROM THE RAIN, & TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR PAIN


AND YA' KNOW GIRL ? IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH

I'LL GET A LESBIAN TO DIVE ON YOUR MUFF

AND WHEN YOU NEED MORE MONEY BABE, I WILL BE THERE

SELL ALL MY STUFF AND GO ON THE WELFARE

I SEE YA' GOT A NEW TATTOO ON YOUR THIGH

AND IT'S O.K. THAT IT'S SOME OTHER GUY'S NAME

AT NIGHT I CLOSE MY EYES, DREAMIN' OF YOU

WHILE YOUR OUT, SHAGGIN' SOMEBODY NEW


I WILL B THERE 4 U...


HEARTBURN


CHILLIN' AT THE STORE, MAGIC GAMES BEGIN

EVERYTHING IS COOL, 'TILL SOME 'TARDS COME WALKING IN

'TARDS ASS IS IN SOME KID'S FACE, WHOSE PLAYIN' MAGICK CARDS

'TARDS WET RECTUM LETS IT RIP, MAGICK NUTSACK HITS IT HARD


IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I'VE GOT HEARTBURN!


I JUST HIT MY KNEE, MAGICK KID GETS MAD

ALL HIS FRIENDS ARE LAUGHING, BUT THE NUTSACK IS ALL SAD

I'VE STILL GOT THOSE PORNO PICTURES THAT VANCE SENDS EVERYDAY

TODD HOOKS THOSE RETARDS UP & THE ONE SAYS "I'M NOT GAY!"


IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I'VE GOT HEARTBURN!


COUNSELERS COME IN, WITH SECURITY

I GET BLAMMED FOR THOSE FILTH SHOTS CUZ TARD-BOY HIT HIS KNEE

I GRAB A VAMPIRELLA, YOU MUST BE CONFUSED...

DON'T BLAME ME BECAUSE YOU GOT A RETARD ON THE LOOSE!


IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I'VE GOT HEARTBURN



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