You know your a true crackhead when.....

[xxallottaxx]

1 you take 5 steps into a club and you are already are saying hi to somone

2 drop, roll, and bump arent really "physical" movement words in your vocabulary.

3 youve met somone , hooked up with them, and then somehow became best friends witht them over a week.

4 mayonase, jam, pickles...etc... are not the first things that come to your head when you hear the word "JAR".

5 you are, or somone you know is a promoter.

6 you know atleast 10 different guestlist names off the top of your head.

7 youve fell in love with somone in one night (thank you e).

8 you already know to have your stuff outa your pockets and jacked open before you get to the bouncer to search you.

9 you know that starting to talk to the bouncer searching you just to bugg him is an easy way to get him to search you less.

10 you know atleast 1 bouncer by name or nickname.

11 your friend is the one blowing the annoying whistle from across then club.

12 you know what a blinkie light is.

13 you spend ATLEAST 5 hours every friday or sat. night inside an ex-warehouse between "11th ave and the west side highway."

14 you say one or all of these terms: "kid" "no-doubt" "bro (braa)" "with a quickness" "sup (sometimes with "kid" or "bro" added directly afterwords)" "wad up" "yo yo" "aight" "slammin" "bangin" "tucca tucca" "yooooooooo" .

15 youve lost your bottle cap and it was the end of the world.

16 you know that pma = bad.

17 "dropping a bomb" contains no explosive context to you.

18 "time warping" is a regular weekend thing for you.

19 you either get big eyed or chinkie eyed when ur fuct up.

20 you have givin out over 20 hugs in one night.

21 you know a girl who was/is a guy.

22 during the week, you cant fall asleep untill round 5am.

23 to you, the simpsons is great to watch on k.

24 you know that when you have a jar, everyone is your friend.

25 you know of atleast 5 people who "juice".

26 if you live in nj... you are italian.

27 you ponder why the parking lot attendant charges $30 when the sighn says $6.49 all night.

28 you have payed atleast $5 for 16.9 fl oz (0.5L.) of water.

29 you have payed atleast $20 for a pill smaller then a tylenoll that was a tylenoll.

30 to you, getting "bugged out" is amaizing , and/or fun.

31 every time you hear the letters E, K, and G your mind astrays, and your mouth waters...

32 you have fought somone over the computor over which is better... sound factory or exit.

33 you thought exit was as big as a football field at one time

34 snow is the most amazing thing in the world to you ...expecially when it falls inside.

35 you have say on a couch in factory and pondered the meaning of life.

36 you say "i think im going to take a break this week..." and then that weekend you find yourself more fuct up then, than any other time you ever went clubbing.

37 you know that cractory, crack factory, crack shack and sound pharmacy all refer to the same place.

38 you have/had a stack of flyers over 4 inches thick sitting on ur desk for over a month.

39 you finaly get your room clean on friday after noon, only to get it all messed up all over again when you come home cracked out sat morning.

40 E jaw is a medical term.

Simple fact... Why club people did it right....
++++THIS IS VERY TRUE++++
read on...

a cop sees a "goth" kid walking down the street... pink hair, fishnet stockings, marlyn manson shirt, heavy facial makup, etc... the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad... kid gets busted...(usually just weed, and or coke)

a cop sees a "skater" walkin down the street... huge baggy jeans, hooded sweat shirt, bleached blond hair, random piercings, dirty shoes, etc... the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad... kid gets busted... (usually just weed)

a cop sees a "hoodie" walking down the street... baggy jeans, work boots, biiiiig pufft jacket, evil look on his face, swaying back and forth, litining to headphones, "rapping" along with his music (moslty swears) etc...the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad/ just looks it... kid gets busted... (usually just laced weed)

a cop sees a hippie... self incriminting...the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause hees a hippie... kid gets busted... (usually just weed, cause he took the shrooms and/or acid 30 min ago... and he will satr tripping in the back of the police car.)

now... a cop sees a club kid... nice jeans or dress pants, expensive t-shirt tucked in, or really nice turtle neck, dress shoes, nice leather jacket, good posture, hair all done nice.... cop says there goes a good kid... well dressed, a real law biting citizen... the club kid is carrying over 50 pills, 4 jars, a liq or 2, some g, and sometimes acid.... some of the hardest drugs out there...... the cop lets him go bye, and just waves....


club people do it right...

[jennEfer]

hahahahahahaha.... lol.... too funny and too true!!!!!

[LikmyLipz]

sue i love you, why the fuk were you not at sf?


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[ooana]

This is too damn funny!!!!!!!!

-Oo

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"Solitude gives birth to the original in us, beauty unfamiliar and perilous - to poetry." - Thomas Mann

"I heard of a man that says words so beautiful that if he only speaks their name, women give themselves to him.
If I am dumb by your body while silence blossom like tumors on our lips it is because I hear a man climb the stairs and clear his throat outside our door." - Leonard Cohen

[cathyo]

That's so true!!

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[xxallottaxx]

Originally posted by LikmyLipz:
sue i love you, why the fuk were you not at sf?

We decided just to go to World. We didn't feel like getting pinned up to the wall up night. How was it?
Lata mama...Susie

[petrol]

*THAT* one is getting sent to my best friend.
LOL!!!
Thank you.

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[LikmyLipz]

Originally posted by xxallottaxx:
Im too good for sound factory...lol
Just kidding. We decided just to go to World. We didn't feel like getting pinned up to the wall up night. How was it?
Lata mama...Susie

it was SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk omg soooo much fun, even though i was pressed against a wall for quite a while, and had to ghb sit my friend for a bit... GREAT F'n time, everyone was basically there but jay...
i think ima have to get back into the sf habbit soon again... i hate and love that place soooo f'n much it hurts..


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[sote]

all true, except 26, but especially 36, i say that every damn week

[cynstam21]

Here's a great on from 2001...


41. You haven't attended an afterhours party in 3 or 4 years and you magically end up at one with the same 10 crackheads from years past

[xxallottaxx]

Haha, wow this is OLD. Allotta X. Dam, what a bad name.

[ibrandon]

lol.. thats a good bump

[majinbuu]

u got a bump?

[ClubbinGuido]

Rofl!

[elevatedflow]

damn, i said yes to one to many of those questions ..... i remember when i thought exit was a big as a football field ... lol