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Old 01-31-01, 02:05 PM
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Club kids... If you are a true club kid...

1 you take 5 steps into a club and you are already are saying hi to somone

2 drop, roll, and bump arent really "physical" movement words in your
vocabulary.

3 youve met somone , hooked up with them, and then somehow became best
friends witht them over a week.

4 mayonase, jam, pickles...etc... are not the first things that come to your
head when you hear the word "JAR".

5 you are, or somone you know is a promoter.

6 you know atleast 10 different guestlist names off the top of your head.

7 youve fell in love with somone in one night (thank you e).

8 you already know to have your stuff outa your pockets and jacked open
before you get to the bouncer to search you.

9 you know that starting to talk to the bouncer searching you just to bugg
him is an easy way to get him to search you less.

10 you know atleast 1 bouncer by name or nickname.

11 your friend is the one blowing the annoying whistle from across then club.

12 you know what a blinkie light is.

13 you spend ATLEAST 5 hours every friday or sat. night inside an
ex-warehouse between "11th ave and the west side highway."

14 you say one or all of these terms: "kid" "no-doubt" "bro (braa)" "with a
quickness" "sup (sometimes with "kid" or "bro" added directly afterwords)"
"wad up" "yo yo" "aight" "slammin" "bangin" "tucca tucca" "yooooooooo" .

15 youve lost your bottle cap and it was the end of the world.

16 you know that pma = bad.

17 "dropping a bomb" contains no explosive context to you.

18 "time warping" is a regular weekend thing for you.

19 you either get big eyed or chinkie eyed when ur fuct up.

20 you have givin out over 20 hugs in one night.

21 you know a girl who was/is a guy.

22 during the week, you cant fall asleep untill round 5am.

23 to you, the simpsons is great to watch on k.

24 you know that when you have a jar, everyone is your friend.

25 you know of atleast 5 people who "juice".

26 if you live in nj... you are italian.

27 you ponder why the parking lot attendant charges $30 when the sighn says
$6.49 all night.

28 you have payed atleast $5 for 16.9 fl oz (0.5L.) of water.

29 you have payed atleast $20 for a pill smaller then a tylenoll that was a
tylenoll.

30 to you, getting "bugged out" is amaizing , and/or fun.

31 every time you hear the letters E, K, and G your mind astrays, and your
mouth watters...

32 you have fought somone over the computor over which is better... sound
factory or exit.

33 you thought exit was as big as a football field at one time

34 snow is the most amizing thing in the world to you ...expecially when it
falls inside.

35 you have say on a couch in factory and pondered the meaning of life.

36 you say "i think im going to take a break this week..." and then that
weekend you find yourself more fuct up then, than any other time you ever
went clubbing.

37 you know that cractory, crack factory, and sound pharmacy all refer to the
same place.

38 you have/had a stack of flyers over 4 inches thick sitting on ur desk for
over a month.

39 you finaly get your room clean on friday after noon, only to get it all
messed up all over again when you come home cracked out sat morning.

Simple fact... Why club kids did it right....


a cop sees a "goth" kid walking down the street... pink hair, fishnet
stockings, marlyn manson shirt, heavy facial makup, etc... the cop says...
hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad... kid gets
busted...(usually just weed, and or coke)

a cop sees a "skater" walkin down the street... huge baggy jeans, hooded
sweat shirt, bleached blond hair, random piercings, dirty shoes, etc... the
cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad...
kid gets busted... (usually just weed)

a cop sees a "hoodie" walking down the street... baggy jeans, work boots,
biiiiig pufft jacket, evil look on his face, swaying back and forth, litining
to headphones, "rapping" along with his music (moslty swears) etc...the cop
says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad/ just
looks it... kid gets busted... (usually just laced weed)

a cop sees a hippie... self incriminting...the cop says... hey that kid
probably has drugs on him, cause hees a hippie... kid gets busted... (usually
just weed, cause he took the shrooms and/or acid 30 min ago... and he will
satr tripping in the back of the police car.)

now... a cop sees a club kid... nice jeans or dress pants, expensive t-shirt
tucked in, or really nice turtle neck, dress shoes, nice leather jacket, good
posture, hair all done nice.... cop says there goes a good kid... well
dressed, a real law biting citizen... the club kid is carrying over 50 pills,
4 jars, a liq or 2, some g, and sometimes acid.... some of the hardest drugs
out there...... the cop lets him go bye, and just waves....


club kids do it right...


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I dont cry because it ENDED--> I smile because we HAPPENED..
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Old 01-31-01, 02:14 PM
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RALMFFAO!!!!!
Peache5030.....this is AWESOME!!! Where/how did you get your hands on this? I was hollowing while reading this. People around me thought I was out of my mind!!!


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Old 01-31-01, 02:14 PM
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LMAO.....good one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-31-01, 02:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by peache5030:
36 you say "i think im going to take a break this week..." and then that
weekend you find yourself more fuct up then, than any other time you ever
went clubbing.
Ain't that the truth! I can definitely attest to that!
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Old 01-31-01, 02:21 PM
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I was laughing sooo hard over here...

#36 is me almost every week...lol

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Old 01-31-01, 03:23 PM
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NICE

Very true!

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Old 01-31-01, 03:24 PM
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LOL.. Very true
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Old 01-31-01, 03:34 PM
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Yeah, that was tight. . . Havent laughed that hard at a computer screen in a while.
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LOL!!! Very Good!!!

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jaaa a little late... i know... but... cool text man :o)
And since i'm not from the united states, i just learned some more slang words and stuff. kek kek kek...

Greetz to ya club kidz
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Old 09-30-05, 02:49 PM
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wow!!!! thats all i can say
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Old 09-30-05, 07:27 PM
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This really is funny, but oh so true
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