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If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will
also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It
reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses
subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your
phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your
Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend
behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your
Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun
until someone loses an eye.
It will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, It will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll
fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight
out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send to everyone ..... In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
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Originally Posted by ghhhhhost 
