Evan

lol

Why does everything have to be about me?

http://news.aol.com/strange/story/_a/woman-mistakenly-calls-cop-for-drugs/n20070313041809990006?cid=936 Woman Mistakenly Calls Cop for Drugs AP COLBERT, Okla. (March 13) - A woman looking for a cocaine dealer called a number on her son's cell phone - only to discover she had phoned a police officer, authorities said. Durant police Lt. Mike Woodruff said the 42-year-old woman called him by accident. His number was on her son's cell phone because he had been arrested previously on drug charges. "She was looking through her son's cell phone directory and found my number," Woodruff said. "Her son had told her that if she ever needed help with anything to give me a call. I think she misunderstood. "She thought she was talking to a drug dealer." Woodruff said he played along and set up a meeting between her and an undercover officer. She and an alleged accomplice were arrested on a drug complaint.

Wow.. No idea how I got that confused. Evan

Kim's sex tapes are out (the Pussycat Doll's main singer): http://www.brightcove.com/search.jsp?query=kim%20k Evan

Yeah..but why remind them, ya know? Evan

Duh. The question is, did anyone vote for my pics?? Evan

No she never heard of CP I lost track of her almost a decade ago. Last i saw her, I went to a party and hooked up with one of her friends and she hooked up with one of mine (this was like 4 years after we dated so it was cool). I only have that one pic.. but yes.. I have pics of most of my ex's. For me to date a girl seriously, she has to be like a best friend to me as well as a lover. So, I keep their pics to remember the good times. As for my "16 year old girlfriend dumping me"... that just sounds wrong. She would be like 29-30 now. Allessandra from Washington Heights.. ahhhhhh.. memories. Before drugs... when I was walking around with a boner 23.5 hours a day...

um... uh... It would probably be best to leave this forum out of any public view at all. It was because of this forum that people were saying I was a sex obsessed druggie durring the internet fame when they googled my posts. Evan

I was just thinking that...

Well...first off.. I don't jerk off to pics.. doesn't do it for me.. It probably comes from me taking all these sexy pics. Videos either... That I blame my friends who just sit and watch porn all day.. I can't get off in strip clubs also... I know half the girls... So... where does that leave me? http://www.literotica.com/stories/

Wow... u took that in a whole other direction than I thought. Nice one. No man, I was talking about "kissing and telling" kinda shit. I lost my first girlfriend that way... Changed my life. I was like 15-16 and dating this girl for 6 months.. She introduced me to things I had only dreamed about. That summer I went to camp. On the bus trip there, I met these 2 girls, and for some reason I thought if I told them my experience, they would think I was knowledgeable and would let me do it to them too. What I didn't know, was that they went to the same school as my girlfriend.. so as soon as I got to camp, they called her and told her.. She broke up with me that night.. Even though I was trying to cheat on her (teen hormones..whatya gonna do), it broke my heart. So I swore after that, I would respect a woman's privacy and not talk about what i did with who. My First Girlfriend

Don't tease.. I went to http://fistfuck.com/ and there is only a fake page.. U got me excited. LOL. Daniella, don't leave. C'mon. I know I'm not one to talk (does anyone remember that goodbye post I wrote years ago?), but u can't be listening to the stupid posts. Some of these people haven't been laid in years... Getting you to respond to their insults is the most action they've had in months from a real live female. Actually... That gives me a money making idea.. My parents are away, and this hooker friend of mine wants to use my crib to throw a hooker party... So I was thinking of inviting all you guys so i could make some cash and u guys can get laid. I need the money since my dad's Porsche accidently fell into the river while I was on a date with 2 hookers. My mom is gonna kill me when she sees i cracked her glass orb too. You wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." I just have to deal with the girls..: Evan: Some of the girls are wearing my mother's clothing. Lana: What's wrong with that? Evan: I just don't want to spend the rest of my life in analysis. And the pimp..: Evan: You listen to me, buster. You, you a-hole. Guido: A-hole? Evan: I want my stuff back right now. Guido: Now you listen to me, you little fuck. Not only you take my two best girls, you call me names. If I didn't have any self-respect, it wouldn't just be the furniture, it'd be your arms, your legs, your head.

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