I hear the KKK meetings are fun... especially in Alabama...so if you happen to own a white hood, it might be worth checking out. Aside from that, cow-tipping is considered an art in some spots, so you may want to check out the various galleries dedicated to this. I know you were looking legit suggestions, don't know if these are up your alley (speaking of up your alley...it is well known that there are some insane voyeur clubs where you can watch farmers go Up The Alley of their hot underage daughters...but you weren't looking for night life)...so, I'm sorry if this was of no help...I just couldn't resist. ------------------ "The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they can't fly."