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I do customer service at a German Publishing company, part time actor, part time hip hop artist and part time nursing/pre-med student. Does anything I do have relevancy to the other? Don't ask. . . . . . .

According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments and particularly when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment. -C- You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without. -D- Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement,sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open. -E- Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion for a bedmate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you, but once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a good book. (Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.) -F- You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your favorite fantasy pastime. You can be a very generous lover. -G- You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of erotic stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active sexually that is, when you find the time. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble getting close sexually. -H- You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and earning ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your spending and dating habits and equally cautious in your sexual involvement. You are a sensual and patient lover. -I- You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... Even worshipped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful. -J- You are totally fucking marvelous! -K- You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. -L- You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's savior. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You really enjoy stimulating yourself, though you are fairly new to it. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies. -M- You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate. -N- You are crap in bed. Much practice and learning is needed. -O- You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual energy into making money and/or seeking power. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you demand intensity and diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check. -P- You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count, therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy; A good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification. -Q- You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you, sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going. -R- You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not brag, you are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate. -S- You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. -T- You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a partner who takes the lead. Music, soft lights and romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize, but do not tend to fall in and out of love easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely intense. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, oftentimes all in your own head. -U- You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in love, you are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as a challenge. You are a roamer and need adventure, excitement, and freedom. You deal in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing your mate looking good. Your sex drive is strong and you desire instant ratification. You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above your own. -V- You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and excitement. You wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching him out. You feel a need to get into his head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. Often there is an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to danger, thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on, even though you yourself may not be a participant. -W- You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no for an answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic, idealistic, and often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner as he or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all of yourself into your relationships. Nothing is too good for your lover. You enjoy playing love games. -X- You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You talk while you make love. You can have the greatest love affairs, all by yourself, in your own head. -Y- You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn't always work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours just touching, feeling and exploring. However, if you can spend your time making money, you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need to prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you are. You want feedback on your performance. You are an open, stimulating, romantic bedmate. -Z- For you, it is business before pleasure. If you are in any way bothered by career, business, or money concerns, you find it very hard to relax and get into the mood. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never lose control of your emotions. You are very careful and cautious before you give your heart away and your body, for that matter. Once you make the commitment, though, you stick like glue. 'Insanity is doing the same things, expecting different results.' -unknown 'Attitudes are contagious...Is yours worth catching?' -unknown "A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water." -Nancy Reagan

According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments and particularly when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment. -C- You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without. -D- Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement,sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open. -E- Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion for a bedmate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you, but once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a good book. (Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.) -F- You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your favorite fantasy pastime. You can be a very generous lover. -G- You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of erotic stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active sexually that is, when you find the time. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble getting close sexually. -H- You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and earning ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your spending and dating habits and equally cautious in your sexual involvement. You are a sensual and patient lover. -I- You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... Even worshipped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful. -J- You are totally fucking marvelous! -K- You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. -L- You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's savior. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You really enjoy stimulating yourself, though you are fairly new to it. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies. -M- You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate. -N- You are crap in bed. Much practice and learning is needed. -O- You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual energy into making money and/or seeking power. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you demand intensity and diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check. -P- You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count, therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy; A good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification. -Q- You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you, sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going. -R- You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not brag, you are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate. -S- You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. -T- You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a partner who takes the lead. Music, soft lights and romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize, but do not tend to fall in and out of love easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely intense. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, oftentimes all in your own head. -U- You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in love, you are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as a challenge. You are a roamer and need adventure, excitement, and freedom. You deal in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing your mate looking good. Your sex drive is strong and you desire instant ratification. You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above your own. -V- You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and excitement. You wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching him out. You feel a need to get into his head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. Often there is an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to danger, thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on, even though you yourself may not be a participant. -W- You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no for an answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic, idealistic, and often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner as he or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all of yourself into your relationships. Nothing is too good for your lover. You enjoy playing love games. -X- You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You talk while you make love. You can have the greatest love affairs, all by yourself, in your own head. -Y- You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn't always work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours just touching, feeling and exploring. However, if you can spend your time making money, you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need to prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you are. You want feedback on your performance. You are an open, stimulating, romantic bedmate. -Z- For you, it is business before pleasure. If you are in any way bothered by career, business, or money concerns, you find it very hard to relax and get into the mood. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never lose control of your emotions. You are very careful and cautious before you give your heart away and your body, for that matter. Once you make the commitment, though, you stick like glue. 'Insanity is doing the same things, expecting different results.' -unknown 'Attitudes are contagious...Is yours worth catching?' -unknown "A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water." -Nancy Reagan

According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments and particularly when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment. -C- You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without. -D- Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement,sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open. -E- Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion for a bedmate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you, but once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a good book. (Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.) -F- You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your favorite fantasy pastime. You can be a very generous lover. -G- You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of erotic stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active sexually that is, when you find the time. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble getting close sexually. -H- You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and earning ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your spending and dating habits and equally cautious in your sexual involvement. You are a sensual and patient lover. -I- You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... Even worshipped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful. -J- You are totally fucking marvelous! -K- You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. -L- You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's savior. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You really enjoy stimulating yourself, though you are fairly new to it. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies. -M- You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate. -N- You are crap in bed. Much practice and learning is needed. -O- You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual energy into making money and/or seeking power. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you demand intensity and diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check. -P- You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count, therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy; A good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification. -Q- You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you, sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going. -R- You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not brag, you are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate. -S- You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. -T- You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a partner who takes the lead. Music, soft lights and romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize, but do not tend to fall in and out of love easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely intense. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, oftentimes all in your own head. -U- You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in love, you are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as a challenge. You are a roamer and need adventure, excitement, and freedom. You deal in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing your mate looking good. Your sex drive is strong and you desire instant ratification. You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above your own. -V- You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and excitement. You wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching him out. You feel a need to get into his head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. Often there is an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to danger, thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on, even though you yourself may not be a participant. -W- You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no for an answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic, idealistic, and often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner as he or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all of yourself into your relationships. Nothing is too good for your lover. You enjoy playing love games. -X- You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You talk while you make love. You can have the greatest love affairs, all by yourself, in your own head. -Y- You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn't always work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours just touching, feeling and exploring. However, if you can spend your time making money, you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need to prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you are. You want feedback on your performance. You are an open, stimulating, romantic bedmate. -Z- For you, it is business before pleasure. If you are in any way bothered by career, business, or money concerns, you find it very hard to relax and get into the mood. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never lose control of your emotions. You are very careful and cautious before you give your heart away and your body, for that matter. Once you make the commitment, though, you stick like glue. 'Insanity is doing the same things, expecting different results.' -unknown 'Attitudes are contagious...Is yours worth catching?' -unknown "A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water." -Nancy Reagan

-By "Grampa from Tha Ghetto" In the area where "business to business" is a common phrase, job etiquette is extremely necessary. New York. New Jersey. Connecticut. These are among the busiest states in the nation, with sales flourishing, best tourist attractions (Times Square, NYC), and some of the busiest metro areas ever established. Therefore, employees and businesses are expected to perform accordingly. The business market, especially in New York City itself, sees great growth and transit on a daily basis. Therefore, only the "best of the best" are rewarded with employment within this savage region. Those employed are those with credentials and skills befitting, and on occasion if not more so, exceeding those necessary for the positions for which they were hired. This is the life of a person in the Tri-State area. However. . . . . . why is it that of late, many bosses are complaining about the quality and quantity of work being produced in this northeastern region? When asked, 80% of the people asked responded almost as one with this answer: CLUBPLANET. Now. . . you may wonder. . . . Clubplanet? What is that? Well, here is where the problem may lie in you bewilderedness.. . . . . . . . . . Bottom line. . . . you aren't a true clubber. Those 80% of people who responded, while not all, are energetic partygoers. . . . clubbers alike only asking one question on a daily basis: Where's the party at??!!! While it may seem a bit far fetched, recent studies show that there has been a 57.3 percent decrease in work quality and a 36.7 decrease in overall actual labor in the workplace since the website, CLUBPLANET.COM (originally ClubNYC.com) was founded in 1995. This is a substancial number far surpassing even the decrease since the nation's last recession. Managers all over this area complain daily regarding their employees' performance on the job. "I have had to go to the extent of removing the internet from the computers in the workplace" complains a manager at a major NYC corporation. "The usage was out of control, and rather than work, the employees would 'chat' all day on this 'clubplanet.'" Several companies have followed in this pursuit of a resolution in an attempt to force employees to increase in job performance. Many complain that this website is a "cult" and somehow brainwashes employees into not working and spending all day on it. However, Clubplanet moderator, Dave, begs to differ. "Clubplanet is basically just a place where clubgoers can go and relax and chill. They can speak on a variety of topics with varieties of clubgoers nationwide," mentions Dave, "Bosses don't realize that the members of this website have finally found a place to have fun. Members can come on and find out anything from where to club and where to club to a variety of different forums discussed by other members." And while some see clubplanet as a negative, many members see it as a positive. "I've never had so much fun on a website," says member Grepanelli, "I've been on various message boards on multiple websites and on none have I had nearly as much fun as I have on Clubplanet. Not only do I get info about clubs and all the latest parties, but members actually speak of "real" day-to-day topics, in which you can participate or just read. But it's not only about fun, it's also a learning experience." Others who have browsed the website but are not members, have also mentioned that it is interesting. "There's a New York board and a Jersey board, which I found interesting," says John Breslow, a vice president in marketing for a major corporation in New Jersey, "The whole concept behind the website is great and I give much credit to the mastermind behind the website." While some are giving it thumbs down and some giving it thumbs up, it is still affecting job performance. So what will be done? "I hope nothing," says Grepanelli, "If they take away clubplanet, my life will change. . . . drastically." -Fin

-By "Grampa from Tha Ghetto" In the area where "business to business" is a common phrase, job etiquette is extremely necessary. New York. New Jersey. Connecticut. These are among the busiest states in the nation, with sales flourishing, best tourist attractions (Times Square, NYC), and some of the busiest metro areas ever established. Therefore, employees and businesses are expected to perform accordingly. The business market, especially in New York City itself, sees great growth and transit on a daily basis. Therefore, only the "best of the best" are rewarded with employment within this savage region. Those employed are those with credentials and skills befitting, and on occasion if not more so, exceeding those necessary for the positions for which they were hired. This is the life of a person in the Tri-State area. However. . . . . . why is it that of late, many bosses are complaining about the quality and quantity of work being produced in this northeastern region? When asked, 80% of the people asked responded almost as one with this answer: CLUBPLANET. Now. . . you may wonder. . . . Clubplanet? What is that? Well, here is where the problem may lie in you bewilderedness.. . . . . . . . . . Bottom line. . . . you aren't a true clubber. Those 80% of people who responded, while not all, are energetic partygoers. . . . clubbers alike only asking one question on a daily basis: Where's the party at??!!! While it may seem a bit far fetched, recent studies show that there has been a 57.3 percent decrease in work quality and a 36.7 decrease in overall actual labor in the workplace since the website, CLUBPLANET.COM (originally ClubNYC.com) was founded in 1995. This is a substancial number far surpassing even the decrease since the nation's last recession. Managers all over this area complain daily regarding their employees' performance on the job. "I have had to go to the extent of removing the internet from the computers in the workplace" complains a manager at a major NYC corporation. "The usage was out of control, and rather than work, the employees would 'chat' all day on this 'clubplanet.'" Several companies have followed in this pursuit of a resolution in an attempt to force employees to increase in job performance. Many complain that this website is a "cult" and somehow brainwashes employees into not working and spending all day on it. However, Clubplanet moderator, Dave, begs to differ. "Clubplanet is basically just a place where clubgoers can go and relax and chill. They can speak on a variety of topics with varieties of clubgoers nationwide," mentions Dave, "Bosses don't realize that the members of this website have finally found a place to have fun. Members can come on and find out anything from where to club and where to club to a variety of different forums discussed by other members." And while some see clubplanet as a negative, many members see it as a positive. "I've never had so much fun on a website," says member Grepanelli, "I've been on various message boards on multiple websites and on none have I had nearly as much fun as I have on Clubplanet. Not only do I get info about clubs and all the latest parties, but members actually speak of "real" day-to-day topics, in which you can participate or just read. But it's not only about fun, it's also a learning experience." Others who have browsed the website but are not members, have also mentioned that it is interesting. "There's a New York board and a Jersey board, which I found interesting," says John Breslow, a vice president in marketing for a major corporation in New Jersey, "The whole concept behind the website is great and I give much credit to the mastermind behind the website." While some are giving it thumbs down and some giving it thumbs up, it is still affecting job performance. So what will be done? "I hope nothing," says Grepanelli, "If they take away clubplanet, my life will change. . . . drastically." -Fin

VictimX_26: Hi Cheesedog: hello Cheesedog: who is this? VictimX_26: just a someone? Cheesedog: A someone I know? VictimX_26: nope Cheesedog: Then why the hell are you bothering me? VictimX_26: well sorrrrrry VictimX_26: I just wanted to chat with you Cheesedog: why? VictimX_26: nevermind your an asshole Cheesedog: Hey wait a minute VictimX_26: yes? Cheesedog: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid VictimX_26: paranoid? Cheesedog: yes VictimX_26: of what? VictimX_26: me? Cheesedog: No. I'm in hiding. VictimX_26: LOL Cheesedog: Don't fucking laugh at me! Cheesedog: This shit is serious! VictimX_26: What are you hiding from? Cheesedog: The cops. VictimX_26: gimme a fucking break Cheesedog: I'm serious. VictimX_26: I don't get it Cheesedog: The cops are after me. VictimX_26: For what? Cheesedog: I'm wanted in three states VictimX_26: For??? Cheesedog: It's kindof embarrasing. Cheesedog: I had sex with a turkey. Cheesedog: Hello? VictimX_26: You are fucking sick. Cheesedog: Send me your picture. VictimX_26: why? Cheesedog: so I know you aren't one of them. VictimX_26: One of what? Cheesedog: The cops. VictimX_26: I'm not a cop i told you Cheesedog: Then send me your picture. VictimX_26: hold on Cheesedog: Hurry up. Cheesedog: Are you there? Cheesedog: Fuck you, cop! VictimX_26: Hey sorry VictimX_26: I had to do something for my mom. Cheesedog: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Cheesedog: When really you were notifying the authorities. Cheesedog: Weren't you!? VictimX_26: thats not it Cheesedog: Then what? VictimX_26: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Cheesedog: Most cops aren't VictimX_26: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU SHITHEAD! Cheesedog: Then send me the picture. VictimX_26: fine. What's your e-mail? Cheesedog: Just send it through here. VictimX_26: alright ***PIC*** VictimX_26: Did you get it? Cheesedog: Hold on. I'm looking. VictimX_26: That was me back in may VictimX_26: I've lost weight since then. Cheesedog: I hope so VictimX_26: what?!? VictimX_26: that hurt my feelings. Cheesedog: Did it? VictimX_26: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Cheesedog: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? VictimX_26: yes Cheesedog: Alright let me find it. VictimX_26: kks Cheesedog: Okay here it is. ***PIC*** VictimX_26: this isn't you. Cheesedog: I'll be damned if it ain't! VictimX_26: You don't look like that. Cheesedog: How the hell do you know? VictimX_26: cause your profile has another picture. Cheesedog: The profile pic is a fake. Cheesedog: I use it to hide from the cops. VictimX_26: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Cheesedog: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Cheesedog: Not to mention all the groceries. VictimX_26: Go fuck yourself Cheesedog: I was going to until I saw that picture Cheesedog: Now my dick won't get hard for a week. VictimX_26: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. VictimX_26: You've done nothing but slam me. VictimX_26: you hurt me. Cheesedog: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? VictimX_26: I thought you were bullshitting me! Cheesedog: Why would I do that? VictimX_26: I can't believe that cops are after you Cheesedog: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. VictimX_26: FUCK YOU!!! Cheesedog: You'd break both of his legs. VictimX_26: You're a fucking asshole. VictimX_26: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight VictimX_26: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Cheesedog: Ok. I'm sorry. VictimX_26: No you aren't Cheesedog: You're right. I'm not. Cheesedog: HAARRRRR! VictimX_26: I'm done with you Cheesedog: Aww. I'm sorry. VictimX_26: I'm putting you on ignore Cheesedog: Wait a sec Cheesedog: We got off on the wrong foot. Cheesedog: Wanna start over? VictimX_26: No Cheesedog: I'll eat your pussy VictimX_26: You'll what? Cheesedog: You heard me. Cheesedog: I said I'd eat your pussy. VictimX_26: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Cheesedog: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy? VictimX_26: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Cheesedog: Well I'm not like most men. Cheesedog: I get excited in different ways. VictimX_26: Like what? Cheesedog: Do you really wanna know? VictimX_26: I don't know Cheesedog: You have to tell me yes or no. VictimX_26: I'm afraid to Cheesedog: Why? VictimX_26: cause Cheesedog: cause why? VictimX_26: well lets see VictimX_26: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out VictimX_26: doesn't that seem strange to you? Cheesedog: Nope VictimX_26: well its strange to me Cheesedog: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to VictimX_26: I didn't say that Cheesedog: So is that a yes? VictimX_26: I guess so. Cheesedog: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Cheesedog: Are you willing? VictimX_26: What do you need me to do? Cheesedog: I need you talk like a pirate. VictimX_26: ??? Cheesedog: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Cheesedog: ok? Cheesedog: Hello? VictimX_26: You can't be serious Cheesedog: Oh yes I am! Cheesedog: It's my fantasy. VictimX_26: this is retarded Cheesedog: Do you want it or not? VictimX_26: Yes I want it. Cheesedog: Then you'll do it for me? VictimX_26: sure Cheesedog: Ok. Here we go. Cheesedog: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Cheesedog: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Cheesedog: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy. Cheesedog: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit. VictimX_26: mmmm yeah Cheesedog: uh oh ...going limp. VictimX_26: Har Cheesedog: You gotta do better than that! Cheesedog: Your picture was really bad. VictimX_26: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Cheesedog: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke. Cheesedog: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. Cheesedog: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Cheesedog: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. VictimX_26: mmmmmm you are good Cheesedog: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Cheesedog: going limp VictimX_26: HARRRRRRR Cheesedog: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Cheesedog: You begin to sway back and forth. Cheesedog: going limp VictimX_26: this is stupid Cheesedog: ...still limp Cheesedog: Do it! VictimX_26: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Cheesedog: I turn you around to lick your asshole. Cheesedog: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Cheesedog: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole. VictimX_26: WTF?!?!? Cheesedog: They stink really bad. VictimX_26: OMG STOP!!! Cheesedog: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Cheesedog: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Cheesedog: I ram it up your ass. VictimX_26: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! Cheesedog: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Cheesedog: And turn you into a fucking candy apple... Cheesedog: I kick you in the face! VictimX_26: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! Cheesedog: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Cheesedog: Your parrot flys away. Cheesedog: ...going limp again. Cheesedog: Hello? Cheesedog: Say it! Cheesedog: HAARRRRRR!!!!! VictimX_26: <USER NOT FOUND>

VictimX_26: Hi Cheesedog: hello Cheesedog: who is this? VictimX_26: just a someone? Cheesedog: A someone I know? VictimX_26: nope Cheesedog: Then why the hell are you bothering me? VictimX_26: well sorrrrrry VictimX_26: I just wanted to chat with you Cheesedog: why? VictimX_26: nevermind your an asshole Cheesedog: Hey wait a minute VictimX_26: yes? Cheesedog: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid VictimX_26: paranoid? Cheesedog: yes VictimX_26: of what? VictimX_26: me? Cheesedog: No. I'm in hiding. VictimX_26: LOL Cheesedog: Don't fucking laugh at me! Cheesedog: This shit is serious! VictimX_26: What are you hiding from? Cheesedog: The cops. VictimX_26: gimme a fucking break Cheesedog: I'm serious. VictimX_26: I don't get it Cheesedog: The cops are after me. VictimX_26: For what? Cheesedog: I'm wanted in three states VictimX_26: For??? Cheesedog: It's kindof embarrasing. Cheesedog: I had sex with a turkey. Cheesedog: Hello? VictimX_26: You are fucking sick. Cheesedog: Send me your picture. VictimX_26: why? Cheesedog: so I know you aren't one of them. VictimX_26: One of what? Cheesedog: The cops. VictimX_26: I'm not a cop i told you Cheesedog: Then send me your picture. VictimX_26: hold on Cheesedog: Hurry up. Cheesedog: Are you there? Cheesedog: Fuck you, cop! VictimX_26: Hey sorry VictimX_26: I had to do something for my mom. Cheesedog: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Cheesedog: When really you were notifying the authorities. Cheesedog: Weren't you!? VictimX_26: thats not it Cheesedog: Then what? VictimX_26: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Cheesedog: Most cops aren't VictimX_26: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU SHITHEAD! Cheesedog: Then send me the picture. VictimX_26: fine. What's your e-mail? Cheesedog: Just send it through here. VictimX_26: alright ***PIC*** VictimX_26: Did you get it? Cheesedog: Hold on. I'm looking. VictimX_26: That was me back in may VictimX_26: I've lost weight since then. Cheesedog: I hope so VictimX_26: what?!? VictimX_26: that hurt my feelings. Cheesedog: Did it? VictimX_26: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Cheesedog: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? VictimX_26: yes Cheesedog: Alright let me find it. VictimX_26: kks Cheesedog: Okay here it is. ***PIC*** VictimX_26: this isn't you. Cheesedog: I'll be damned if it ain't! VictimX_26: You don't look like that. Cheesedog: How the hell do you know? VictimX_26: cause your profile has another picture. Cheesedog: The profile pic is a fake. Cheesedog: I use it to hide from the cops. VictimX_26: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Cheesedog: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Cheesedog: Not to mention all the groceries. VictimX_26: Go fuck yourself Cheesedog: I was going to until I saw that picture Cheesedog: Now my dick won't get hard for a week. VictimX_26: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. VictimX_26: You've done nothing but slam me. VictimX_26: you hurt me. Cheesedog: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? VictimX_26: I thought you were bullshitting me! Cheesedog: Why would I do that? VictimX_26: I can't believe that cops are after you Cheesedog: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. VictimX_26: FUCK YOU!!! Cheesedog: You'd break both of his legs. VictimX_26: You're a fucking asshole. VictimX_26: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight VictimX_26: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Cheesedog: Ok. I'm sorry. VictimX_26: No you aren't Cheesedog: You're right. I'm not. Cheesedog: HAARRRRR! VictimX_26: I'm done with you Cheesedog: Aww. I'm sorry. VictimX_26: I'm putting you on ignore Cheesedog: Wait a sec Cheesedog: We got off on the wrong foot. Cheesedog: Wanna start over? VictimX_26: No Cheesedog: I'll eat your pussy VictimX_26: You'll what? Cheesedog: You heard me. Cheesedog: I said I'd eat your pussy. VictimX_26: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Cheesedog: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy? VictimX_26: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Cheesedog: Well I'm not like most men. Cheesedog: I get excited in different ways. VictimX_26: Like what? Cheesedog: Do you really wanna know? VictimX_26: I don't know Cheesedog: You have to tell me yes or no. VictimX_26: I'm afraid to Cheesedog: Why? VictimX_26: cause Cheesedog: cause why? VictimX_26: well lets see VictimX_26: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out VictimX_26: doesn't that seem strange to you? Cheesedog: Nope VictimX_26: well its strange to me Cheesedog: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to VictimX_26: I didn't say that Cheesedog: So is that a yes? VictimX_26: I guess so. Cheesedog: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Cheesedog: Are you willing? VictimX_26: What do you need me to do? Cheesedog: I need you talk like a pirate. VictimX_26: ??? Cheesedog: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Cheesedog: ok? Cheesedog: Hello? VictimX_26: You can't be serious Cheesedog: Oh yes I am! Cheesedog: It's my fantasy. VictimX_26: this is retarded Cheesedog: Do you want it or not? VictimX_26: Yes I want it. Cheesedog: Then you'll do it for me? VictimX_26: sure Cheesedog: Ok. Here we go. Cheesedog: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Cheesedog: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Cheesedog: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy. Cheesedog: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit. VictimX_26: mmmm yeah Cheesedog: uh oh ...going limp. VictimX_26: Har Cheesedog: You gotta do better than that! Cheesedog: Your picture was really bad. VictimX_26: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Cheesedog: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke. Cheesedog: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. Cheesedog: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Cheesedog: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. VictimX_26: mmmmmm you are good Cheesedog: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Cheesedog: going limp VictimX_26: HARRRRRRR Cheesedog: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Cheesedog: You begin to sway back and forth. Cheesedog: going limp VictimX_26: this is stupid Cheesedog: ...still limp Cheesedog: Do it! VictimX_26: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Cheesedog: I turn you around to lick your asshole. Cheesedog: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Cheesedog: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole. VictimX_26: WTF?!?!? Cheesedog: They stink really bad. VictimX_26: OMG STOP!!! Cheesedog: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Cheesedog: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Cheesedog: I ram it up your ass. VictimX_26: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! Cheesedog: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Cheesedog: And turn you into a fucking candy apple... Cheesedog: I kick you in the face! VictimX_26: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! Cheesedog: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Cheesedog: Your parrot flys away. Cheesedog: ...going limp again. Cheesedog: Hello? Cheesedog: Say it! Cheesedog: HAARRRRRR!!!!! VictimX_26: <USER NOT FOUND>

I'm trying to go out and continue this New Year's weekend!!! What going down tonight?

Everyone enjoy your thanksgiving and don't eat too much!!! ] HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

Got it, I'll have to check out both of those. The Nail In a Coffin Song is on which album?

Interesting post. Where did you get that from? And when did Eminem diss Benzino? (I call myself an avid hip-hop fan but apparently I'm slacking) Holla back

This is the shirt INDEEDY. . . . .

I'm uhm, gonna have one HELL of a time. . . . . .