perfecto25

you pick up this working girl whos hooked on smack who hustles and scores, thats all i do she says she says, 'ten bucks for head' fifteen for half n half, she says 3 hits a day, at 35 per you say thats 7 tricks a day at least but she says 'sometimes i get lucky' 'once this guy gives me a bill and a half' 'just to eat me, only time i ever came' you figure you can save her you sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day you hock your typewriter for one joule, then your shotgun, your watch.. a week later you say, 'listen im a little short' but she says 'no scratch, no snatch' you say 'look it is better to give' but she says 'beat off creep' one night they spot you on the street in your skivvies, trying to sell your shoes you tell 'em who you are, but they nail you then she happens by and she says 'christ you look fucked.' she says 'hang tough' but you dont say anything. you just think... what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me you are sleeping you are sleeping you are sleeping you are sleeping you are sleeping - PQM

niceeee! all i gotta say is, to those who are stayin behind here in nyc, hahahahahah! i know i know, sorry. yo soprano, which hotel are u staying in? im gonna be at Cala Tarida, western side of the island. Danny Tenaglia on the 19th YEA BABY!!!! NYC represent! and my girlfriend is not coming with me! YES YES YES!!!! im dreaming of this vac, cant wait till aug

anyone know the lineup, im gonna be there from aug 15-22, wanna catch some S+D maybe Lawler, Tiesto or Deep Dish. wheres the lineup??

yo drone, perfect score man. actually the first question would depend on high each ball is from the surface, but i said its not a trick question, so the assumption is theyre both on equal altitude. oh and the lowest place would be the Dead Sea in Israel. ok heres some more questions 1. what is the largest biome on earth? (in terms of coverage area) 2. you are a hooker in jail, you have to send a message to your pimp without the cops finding out what you wrote. you can ask them for a. bread slices b. blank white paper c. a glass of milk d. a paper clip. How would you write the message to your pimp without the cops finding out what you wrote? 3. What are the Tear of India's two other names? 4. which mediterranean island did Napoleon invade on his way to the Egyptian campaign? 5. if you fly from NYC to Katamandu, would the plane fly east or west from NYC?

i like mine! M.I.K.E.: Machine Intended for Killing and Exploration

without referencing google or other such 'assistance', try to answer these on the spot, see what you can get right. lets see how smart you are. all questions are my own, so direct any vagueness problems to me. 1. which ball will fall faster to the ground, one made of 1kg of wood or one made of 1kg of steel? 2. If you are buying potatoes in a cornershop in Luanda and in 3 days time, find yourself buying potatoes in Canberra, which 2 continents did you just visit? 3. why does bacteria get destroyed in your body, yet your normal cells dont? how does the body know who is who? 4. If you are located in the geologically lowest place on Earth (altitude wise), which country are you in? 5. is it possible to manufacture white wine out of red grapes? vice versa? why or why not. 6. and finally the final question: whatever happned to Scott Baio from Charles in Charge??? wtf its like he disappeared from the face of the earth ok none of these are trick questions. do your best. theyre not difficult, so none of you should have any problems.

ruskiye devochki, eto kak sladki miyod, etot kozel ih sovsem ne ponimaet. entreprenur, heres a prediction of your future wife: 1. u get married 2. u try to keep her away from 'her own kind' 3. she gets sick of your ass because russian girls dont go for that bullshit , and theyre high maintnance 4. she leaves you after she gets her green card 5. back to the catalog for u. kapeesh, tovarish?

all i gotta say is Rangers suck ass. with the biggest salary cap in NHL, they are on the bottom of the shitpile. GAVNO!!! fuck rangers, Red Wings all the fuckin way!! besides Bure is an overrated fuck, he wouldnt be as popular without the Kornikova connection. mmmm kornikova

usa, you are a very strange, abused boy. i would recommend shock therapy, joining PUPA - Perenially Ultra Paranoid Anonymous, and 3-10 years of historic and international relations classes. i can not even describe the amount of stupidy that reeks from your posts. Darwinically speaking, you're the green, odorous algae on the bottom of the gene pool.

cant believe this shit. wtf!!! fuckin fuckups, good game though. im happy for US. im pissed at my boys though, they shouldve won. So what now? I say Canada 3-1.

this is really really fucked up http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid_1767000/1767939.stm

hehe i love deannas posts she does have a point though. there is a sea of trivial and hackneyed thought on this board. perhaps we should put on the stupid filter, and process out the bad elements. mah mama said, life is like a message board. you never know who youre gonna upset.

very inspiring, although i dont believe in god, those comments are very valid, especially how we fuck up our health for money, and then waste our money to bring back our health.

let me tell u something about Danny T. if the MAN would ever sell out for money and prestige, you'd know about it. He was offered unbelievable salaries and spotlight to play at Space, Pacha and other huge clubs. He made incognito remixes for Cher, Madona and buncha other big time acts, all without shining himself in the spotlight. why? because the man is a true DJ. a dj's DJ, his love for the music and for the vibe is unmatched. long live DT, sell out buy out move out, we are always there for his music.

my gfriend wrote this. its about a Siren, the deadly chick from Greek mythology. Lolita de la Mer 'come to me you're like the sweet lolita of the deep i see your eyes dancing 'neath the waves and oh, i ache to hold you but you won't lure me to the water no, not me i can resist your charms even if i creep a little closer little. you've got such tiny hands and feet. and god, those big green eyes and that red hair dark, like seaweed come to me crawl onto the belly of our land i'll meet you halfway if you'll take my hand, lolita sweet' you've been embracing me for a long while, now you don't know that they always sound the same how could you? but i don't complain even a girl like me could use a little company