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earthborn

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About earthborn

  • Birthday 01/16/1972

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    www.dementedheaven.com

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    USA
  • Interests
    all forms of self-expression
  • Occupation
    graphic artist and web designer

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  1. Pamela pumped and pulled on Pablo's penis until it purpled. Voluptuous Veronica's vagina was frequently visited by vegetables. ------------------ Life is not the opposite of death, because death is the opposite of birth. So tell me...what's the opposite of life? Nothing.
  2. Advantage number 3: If perchance one gets pregnant, all you have to do is get the Stork BLASTED drunk. The baby'll end up in some jungle... or at Sylvester's. ------------------ Life is not the opposite of death, because death is the opposite of birth. So tell me...what's the opposite of life? Nothing.
  3. Bjork's 'Dancer in the Dark' 'The Naked Lunch' 'The Last Temptation of Jesus Christ' DeNiro's 'The Mission' 'Searching for Bobby Fischer' I'm sure these will have ya thinking. Oh yeah...don't forget 'Caligula' and 'Transformers: the Movie'... two classic mindbogglers! ------------------ Life is not the opposite of death, because death is the opposite of birth. So tell me...what's the opposite of life? Nothing.
  4. Where have YOU been??? The Boricua Day Parade has ALWAYS been full of us "ghetto-people"; corny lines and all. Actually, I had a great time this year, although I do admit that the 'Jennifer Lopez Parade' of two years ago can't be touched. But I think regardless of the procession itself, everyone experiences events differently. So it's unfortunate you didn't enjoy yourself. Oh well...there's always next year. ------------------ Life is not the opposite of death, because death is the opposite of birth. So tell me...what's the opposite of life? Nothing.
  5. posted 06-01-2001 10:19 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i cant tell you how many times ive almost peed myself waiting in the line for the girls room w/my hand bet my legs too.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This weekend I was at the Puerto Rican Day Parade, drinking little bottles of rum. The line for the porta-potty was INSANE!! I was actually doing the pee-pee dance until I said 'Fuck it!' Got off line, jumped over the small wall to Central Park and found the nearest clump of bushes. Ahhh..what a relief!! This happened three times. Sometimes guys gotta go, too. Maybe your b/f just enjoys watching you cringe in desparation. I must admit...the thought of a hot girl with her hand between her legs needing to pee does something to some guys. ------------------ Life is not the opposite of death, because death is the opposite of birth. So tell me...what's the opposite of life? Nothing.
  6. She could be the mother of twelve, a gold-digging leech, a neurotic socio-path, and someone who cheats on her taxes. What it all comes down to is this: With a body like THAT... yeah..I'd fuck her. ------------------ Life is not the opposite of death, because death is the opposite of birth. So tell me...what's the opposite of life? Nothing.
  7. Cheetara from Thundercats ( hot, jungle sex ) Jessica Rabbit ( tit-fucking while getting sucked by those luscious lips ) Esmerelda from Disney's Hunchback ( olive oil-anal ) And Pamela Anderson...oh wait..she's real. ------------------ Life is not the opposite of death, because death is the opposite of birth. So tell me...what's the opposite of life? Nothing.
  8. Whoaa!!! The last one is my definite fave. I'ma sucker for a pucker. ------------------ Life is not the opposite of death, because death is the opposite of birth. So tell me...what's the opposite of life? Nothing.
  9. Olive Oil?! Great...now whenever I eat out my girl's asshole, I'll be thinking Caesar salad. ------------------ Life is not the opposite of death, because death is the opposite of birth. So tell me...what's the opposite of life? Nothing.
  10. As far as I'm concerned... the more senses being stimulated during sex, the better. Sight, sound, touch, taste and smell: all should be overindulged during a good fuck. Besides ( just like cameras ) mirrors work better with lighting. ------------------ Life is not the opposite of death, because death is the opposite of birth. So tell me...what's the opposite of life? Nothing.
  11. Whazzup... I'm doing research on the international hip-hop scene and I'm currently looking into Chinese rhyming. Was just wondering if anybody here would be able to hook me up with a few leads ( like any URL's, names of Chinese rappers and of course clubs ) Any help is apreciated. Thnx. ------------------ Life is not the opposite of death, because death is the opposite of birth. So tell me...what's the opposite of life? Nothing.
  12. Of course there are penis plants...you can usually find them growing by melon trees and cherry bushes ------------------ Life is not the opposite of death, because death is the opposite of birth. So tell me...what's the opposite of life? Nothing.
  13. Well...sometimes you can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs. My advice...if you can't stand the heat, get your tongue out the toilet. Or something like that ------------------ Life is not the opposite of death, because death is the opposite of birth. So tell me...what's the opposite of life? Nothing.
  14. earthborn

    Licking The Poop Chute

    It's gotten to the point where sex isn't complete for me unless I'm tongue-deep in ass. Just to have her gyrate forcefully while my face is pressed into her spread butt-cheeks...my wet tongue squirming into her throbbing poophole...whoa, I can't even remember what sex was like before I ever started cleaning the Lincoln Tunnel. ------------------ Life is not the opposite of death, because death is the opposite of birth. So tell me...what's the opposite of life? Nothing.
  15. French-fucking, pillow-plunging, hotdog-bunning, pearl necklace-giving, boobie-porking, and flesh valley-lubing. But this is the FIRST time I've ever heard it called 49ing. I guess my seventh grade teacher was right...you can never have enough vocabulary ------------------ Life is not the opposite of death, because death is the opposite of birth. So tell me...what's the opposite of life? Nothing.
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