Hi there, Wow, this thread is really making me laugh! My Hebrew is almost non-existant but I can understand most of it and it is really funny finding an Israeli thread on this site ... Anyway, I am not Israeli but I do live in Tel Aviv and I also work in the nightlife so I can probably give some of you guys who are coming here this summer a few tips to head you in the right direction. I have this funny feeling that I know Dan, so if you are reading this, ha ha see you again this summer. Anyway, just to let you know, the nightlife here is good (if not better) enough to rival any major city in the world, yes, including NY and Miami. Like in any city, you need to know the right people who will hook you up with what's going on and get you on the door lists etc. Some basic tips for the summer are: There is a new club here which opened only a few weeks ago, it's called TLV and it will probably be the hottest club in Tel Aviv this summer. It is owned by Rael, who used to own Allenby 58 (those of you who gone to parties here will know all about THAT place ha ha ha) and Shirazi is doing the gay FFF parties there too. Alot of the old clubs have closed down or no longer what they used to be, the best idea is to meet people who are working in the nightlife to find out where the parties are. The Scene, on Allenby St, is a good bar to start with. The staff know everyone and Wednesday night is a good place to meet people in the nightlife. Anyway, hope you are all having fun .... Tel Aviv is going to be great this summer