gropasaurus

First of all, let it be known that I read no more than 1 sentence in your most recent post. Keeping in mind that you're the low-life scum of the earth whose father beat him, mother fucked his friends and first sexual experience was with the family goat (yes, white trash like you can't afford or relate to dogs), I decided to leave you and the board with some questions to ponder: 1) Coincidence how Pussy-Tech is all of a sudden some tough guy once he gets word that his idol and MASTER will be leaving town for a while... 2) Interesting how you have absolutely no support from this acclaimed "Warfag" posse you so dubiously preach about... 3) Flattering how you try to emulate my style, but clearly come nowhere close... And last but certainly not least...Gratifying how ME and THE ALLIANCE skull fucked your mother all weekend while she screamed GROPASAURUS' name in absolute orgasmic grandeur and swallowed every ounce of our protein plasma, not letting a single drop go to waste. You're a fuckin' joke and will never be what I AM, you'll never achieve what I ACHIEVE, and most of all...you'll never look as good as I LOOK!!! Crawl back in your abandoned Asbury Park crack house and come up with a different ploy you FUCKIN' PUSSY!!! I have a cocktail party waiting for me at a phat NYC lounge in honor of MY CORPORATE GREATNESS...DON'T FUCK WITH THE CORPORATE GUIDO!!! I'M SO FUCKIN' HOT RIGHT NOW...

As your signature preaches..."Never Give Up"...and by the way, thanks for the compliment...Stardo can attest to my claims, except for the intimate ones that she hasn't yet been able to experience...

I know...I was disappointed you didn't get to see me too. I'll actually be in Belmar tomorrow and Wednesday (took off the rest of the week), but need to move into my new apartment thereafter. I should be down the shore one final time this weekend ...may hit up a Friday night at DJAIS...you should go, and bring HOT FRIENDS!!!

I can't imagine how many of your hearts stopped, breaths shortened, tan skin paled, implants sagged and hair frizzed upon reading the title of this post, but unfortunately for all of you it's true. Today marks the end of the road for GROPASAURUS...at least for the next 6 weeks. THE GREAT ONE's recent promotion takes effect next week, requiring 6 weeks of intense training at an off site location here in the city with no ability to communicate with you, my fans. As if that weren't devastating enough, the likelihood of me gracing Belmar and Seaside with my presence going forward will be slim to none. It is unclear what to expect two months from now, but I can assure of one thing...THE GREAT ONE will be sexier, richer and more arrogant than I've ever been, something most of you wouldn't be able to handle anyhow...excluding the few select guidette monsters that frequent this board. I urge all of my guidette monsters and those in training to continue tanning, hitting the gym, getting your manicures/pedicures, upgrading your silicon sex puppies, lightening your hair and saying your prayers at night in hope of one day getting groped by me. To my guidos, you are in the hands of THE ALLIANCE...do not disappoint!!! As I gaze at myself in the reflection on my flat screen monitor, there's one last thought that comes to mind...I AM SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!

SHIT'S GOING DOWN...PAYBAX A BITCH...

Neena, you need to meet me...

I actually demanded the corner office b/c I get SICK views of Central Park and hot sex monsters strutting down 5th Ave...besides, the overwhelming sunlight from multiple angles allows me tan while I look at myself in the mirrors, pretending I do work while simultaneously flexing my pecs and posing as my two sexy assistants salivate over me outside the glass wall... -Every Man's Idol, Every Chix Dream

I'm unable to pull myself away from the mirrors in my corner office today...I'm just so fucking good looking!!! Yes, I am one sexy motha fucker!!! Who will be the lucky guidette monsters this weekend to get a piece of THE GREAT ONE??? Rain or shine, I'm expecting you all to be tan and busty, so don't disappoint ME!!! SURFCLUB & TEMPTS...YOU'RE GUNNA GIT IT!!!

It's looking like SurfClub and Tempts Saturday...and yes, I desperately yearn for the next chance you'll have to see me again...

These pics are missing something...a 6'2" 205lb. Italian adonis by the name of Gropasauras!!! I loves me some guidettes, but unfortunately neither of you appear to have earned the "guidette monster" status yet...or at least in these photos. Stardo was well on her way to achieving this most sought after title when she was lucky enough to meet me a few weeks ago, and Neena's face actually looks familiar...very sexy. Stardo, how was the Luna da Luna??? -SEX MASTER

It happened sometime between 7 and 8...I was a bit mangled from the red bull and vodkas so don't know exactly when. You must have caught the tail end b/c that's when they were finally able to get me outta the place, and yes, I remember the whole escapade coming to an end in the vicinity of where the line had ended...think I was wearing a black tank...

For those of you not aware of it, Gropasaurus was involved in an altercation on Saturday at DJAIS. 8-10 bouncers (what a bunch of pussies...I'm pretty fuckin' big and just a tad crazy, but 8-10 bouncers to remove one person...what a fuckin' joke they are) and about 5 minutes later, I'm outside getting roughed up by some of the white trash staff when that old fuck of an owner with the white wig decides to get involved and start talkin' shit...10 seconds later my hands are around his weasel-like neck choking the life out of him, so of course I get a little banged up (don't worry my succulent guidette monsters...they didn't damage my beautiful face) as a result (well worth it), and then he has the audacity to knee me in the balls...can you believe this??? Well, I have a message for you old fuck and that pussy Dimitrius who heads up security and made the mistake of trying to choke me out...YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG GUIDO AND ARE FORTUNATE I WAS THERE WITHOUT THE ALLIANCE...DON'T WORRY THOUGH, I CAN ASSURE YOU WE'LL BE BACK!!! SurfClub and Tempts...START PREPARING FOR THE GROPE'S 2002 DEBUT...THIS WEEKEND WILL BE OFF THE FUCKIN' HOOK!!! Guidette monsters, I suggest you take time off this week to perfect those tans, perk up those silicon beauties, extend those fingernails and lighten your hair...it will be advantageous to you showing up in your prime Saturday night...hope to see me there!!!

It's a shame you're not going Stardo...I'm using my company's luxury skybox tonite for some clients and would have been able to sneak you up there, as well as Dookie...great food, drinks and ME. I suggest taking back those tickets and meeting me with Dookie later this evening...

THIS WARFAG PALSY POSSE AND IT'S WHITE TRASH WANNA BE PREP FOLLOWERS ARE A FUCKIN' JOKE...STEP UP TO GET BEAT DOWN!!!

You clearly have no idea who or what you're dealing with, and your elementary vocabulary and improper sentence structure only bolster the point Shlonger made...YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!!! Scumbags like you are a detriment to society, MY SOCIETY. And as for this 50 deep "Warfag posse" of yours...tell me, FAG-Tech, why is your only supporter Saggyjugs??? You're a FUCKING JOKE!!! BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE YA GET HURT, YOU COCK SUCKING PREP...