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CHILD OF SATAN, WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB?

IF I DONT GET AT LEAST 2000 IN THE DOOR THIS SATURDAY, IM NOT BRINGING DT BACK!

HOW DARE YOU? YOU HAVE REVEALED PART OF MY EVIL PLAN...YOU SEE LONG AGO...SPACE WAS PACKED ON FRIDAY NIGHTS...EDGAR PLAYED THE WHOLE NIGHT...EVERYONE WAS HAPPY......PEOPLE KNEW EDGAR WAS GOING TO BE THERE AND THATS WHY THEY SHOWED UP.....BUT, I, THE EVIL MASTER THREW EVERYONE A CURVE BALL....MORE AND MORE I CONFUSED EVERYONE SO THEY JUST STARTED STAYING HOME...AND THEN IN MY FINAL ACT OF EVIL...I FIRE EDGAR V...HAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA......

I WANT EVERYONE'S ATTENTION....THE LORD OF CLUBLAND IS SPEAKING!!! IN CASE ALL YOU IGNORANT MIAMI CLUBBERS DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEANT IN MY EARLIER POSTS...IM GOING TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU...I FIRED EDGAR V TO TEACH YOU ALL A LESSON....IM PUNISHING YOU FOR HAVING A OPINION...IM PUNISHING YOU FOR EXPRESSING WHO YOUR FAVORITE DJ IS AND WHO ISNT...IM PUNISHING YOU FOR COMPLAINING ABOUT SPACE....AND MOST OF ALL...IM PUNISHING YOU FOR STAYING HOME ON FRIDAY NIGHTS!! YES..REMEMBER WHEN I ASKED "WHERE WERE YOU" WELL. MY FRIDAY NIGHT NUMBERS HAVE BEEN DOWN AND FOR THIS ACT OF DEFIANCE IM GOING TO PUNISH YOU BY FIRING THE GUY THAT EVERYBODY LIKES!!!!! IM GOING TO PUNISH YOU ALL BY FIRING THE GUY THAT PEOPLE COME TO SEE ON FRIDAY NIGHTS....YES, OH YES, EDGAR IS MY GOING TO BE THE LAMB LED TO SLAUGHTER...... AND ONE MORE THING...LOYALTY IS THE FIBER THAT HOLDS US ALL TOGETHER...IT IS A SACRED BOND..AND ON THAT NOTE, IM GOING TO FIRE THE DJ THAT STARTED WITH SPACE AND MIXED OUR FIRST BEST SELLING CD!! TAKE THIS AS A WARNING....HOWEVER, YOU HAD ALL BETTER BE IN SPACE THIS WEEKEND, BUYING 12 DOLLAR DRINKS WITH SMILES ON YOUR FACE...OR OSCAR G IS NEXT....