and you thought you knew every drink in the book...

[dgmodel]

Anal Boot [n] When you take a pitcher of beer,

everyone spits in it,

someone stirs it with their cock and then the mixture

is poured through

the crack of a man ass into the waiting mouth of the

loser of a bet or

Drinking game.

Arabian sunglasses - When you cover a lady's eyes with

a ball sack each.

(a.k.a. Arabian goggles)

Australian Death Grip [n] The act of grabbing a woman

by the

haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until

you're slapped or

kissed. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars.

Another great

opportunity for wagering among friends.

The Ball's Eye - Shooting your load directly into the

centre of a chick's

eye (or dude's eye, if that's your thing). Going two

for two (i.e.:

getting both eyes) is referred to as the Deuce, as in

"I deuced my wife

before she went to work this morning". The receiver of

the Ball's Eye is

then referred to as being Cock Eyed or having Cum Eyes

as in, when she

arrives at work her male co-worker could say, "Hey, I

like your Cum Eyes

you ugly biatch"

Ball Sacking [v] stretching of the scrotum over the

face of someone

sleeping or passed out, having a picture taken and

posting it on the

internet.

Beef Curtain [n] The shanked out remains of the labia

after being

stretched like Play-doh for an hour or so of jimmy-jam

(a.k.a. Beef

Drapes, Meat Tarp, Piss Flappers, Quim Nuts, Vertical

Bacon Sandwich).

The Beetle - When you put your index finger in a

girl's ass, and your

thumb in her pussy and squeeze the two fingers

together, like a beetle's

pincers. Variations include the Japanese Monster

Beetle, wherein you use

three fingers in the ass, or Pac-Man, where you put

all four fingers up

the ass. An extreme version is the Florida Gator,

where you get one hand

up the ass, and one in the pussy.

The Bent Eddy - The act of propping yourself up

against a wall in order to

facilitate cumming in your own face as you pressurize

your Little Steamer.

The guy who first tried this was too ashamed to use

his own name (me).

This manoeuvre can also be combined with the Ball's

Eye for a wonderfully

masochistic experience.

Black Freddie - Taking a dump on your partners chest.

Variation: The Hot Plate - First taking a piece of

plastic wrap, laying it

on the other persons chest, and pinching a loaf on it.

Blocking the Box [n] When you and your pal are

double-teaming a chick -

he's got her from behind, you've got her mouth.

Selfishly, he drops his

load in her, thus preventing you from using that input

later (a.k.a.

Access Denied Error, Road Closed Due to Bad

Conditions).

The Brodie - As named for Brodie Bruce of Mallrats.

While a girl is

mouthifying your wang, cut a fat burning fart, then

hold her head in

position so she must inhale the nastiness.... Beware,

she may bite in

revenge.

The Bronco - You start by going doggy style and then

just when she is

really enjoying it, you grab her tits and or a large

lock of hair as tight

as possible and yell another girl's name or state "Ya

know your by far the

ugliest girl I ever farked". This gives you the

feeling of riding a

bronco as she tries to buck you off. (See also The

Rodeo)

The Burning Amazon - Setting fire to a girl's pubes.

a.k.a. the Flaming

Amazon.

Carpet Sweeping - farking a girl wheelbarrow style and

walking backwards,

dragging her along the carpet so as to "sweep the

carpet".

The Cherry Danish - Cumming in a girl's face then

punching her in the

nose. a.k.a. Jelly Doughnut

Variation: Chocolate Danish (self-explanatory)

The Chili Dog - You take a shiat on a girl's tits and

then proceed to tit

fark her.

Chocolate Cha-Cha [n] Anal Sex. Used in a sentence:

"John and George

danced the chocolate cha-cha all night." (a.k.a.

Driving the Hershey

Highway, Riding the Dirt Trail, Utilizing the Third

Input, Poking the

Brown Eye )

The Cleveland Steamer - Mentioned below in The

Fountain of You. After

dumping your load on and around her chest--you

position your ass just

above your own pool of soup and sit in it, full

weight, possibly causing

her to gasp for breath. You then pretend to be pulling

the whistle cord

on a genuine Cleveland steam ship. As you make the

loud noise you slide

in your spunk from her chest to her bush smearing a

spunk trail on her

body in your wake. This can be done with the male

facing either

direction. The more authentic the steam whistle sound,

the better.

Consolation Prize [n] When you take a girl home from

the bar, thinking

you're going to get laid, and from all of the drinks

you've been feeding

her all night long, she passes out on the bed right

before you get your

pants off. To get revenge, you jerk off and spray your

load all over her

back. Even though you lost and didn't get laid, the

satisfaction you got

is almost as good, hence the term consolation prize.

Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of

someone nasty and you

know you've got to give her the slip. However, you

realize that your arm

is wrapped around them. Therefore you must gnaw off

your own arm to get

out of the situation. Can be very painful.

Cum Dumpster [n] Refers to a girl who has been around

the block quite a

few times, hence she is full of cum.

Cum Savvy - Saving your cum in jars for no other

reason than you have the

jars, the cum and the time.

DDF [n] Distance Distortion Factor - refers to someone

who may seem

attractive from far away but is ugly upon closer

inspection - "good from

far, far from good". Used in a sentence: "Whoa, she's

hot... wait a

sec...ugggh major DDF!"

Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you

attempt to insert

your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it

can be just as

hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a

bath.

Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then

moments before you cum,

sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her

in the back of the

head. This should give you a tremendous sensation, but

for it to work

correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her

asshole tightens up.

The Dirty Sanchez - A time honoured event in which

while laying the bone

doggie style, you insert your finger into said woman's

asshole, pull it

out, and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin,

shiat moustache.

This makes her look like someone whose name could be

Dirty Sanchez. A

very popular European variation of this manoeuvre

called "The Hitler"

involves a simple shiat smudge under her nose,

replicating the look of

Hitler's moustache.

Felching - It occurs after you have been sticking your

babe in the can,

you bust your nut in there, back up and then pucker

your lips up to her

rim and suck out your ranch dressing. (This is also

the first step of a

very advanced manoeuvre called the Halmstad Hook).

The Finger Puppet - When you're fingering a girls

asshole you push the

membrane which separates the anus from the vagina out

of the vagina thus

creating a vaginal finger puppet. Play at will.

The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in

her ass, thereupon

she turns around in a one- eyed winking motion to see

what the hell you

are doing. At that point, you have received a "Fish

Eye." ALT: When

you're farking a girl doggy style and out of the blue

you stick it in her

ass, the look she gives you when she turns around is

the fish eye.

Fishhook - A variation of "The Shocker" (an uninvited

digit placed in the

girl's anus ) in which, with the finger still up

there, you "hook" back in

the direction the pussy. No real purpose here other

than to think to

yourself while doing it, "ahhh yes the

Fishhook......". Another variation

called the "New Jersey Meathook" involves sticking

your uninvited digit in

the girl's anus while farking her from behind. You

finger is then turned

upward toward her back and you pull her entire body

toward you over and

over while she is sliding on your cock.

The Flying Camel - As she is lying on her back and you

are hammering her

from your knees, you carefully balance yourself

without using your arms to

prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms

and let out a long,

shrieking howl, much like you would imagine a flying

camel to sound like.

Strictly a class move.

The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and

having her eat your

ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure

as possible before

releasing. Then spew like a venerable geyser all over

her face, neck and

tits. (Better in her bed). This is also a variation of

the first stage

of a Cleveland Steamer to be described later.

Fumilingus [v, n] When a man (or woman) performs

cunnilingus on a woman

and she farts directly in his face.

Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop

who has a mane

between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, you

don't mind though,

that is until a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your

throat and causes you

to beat the piss out of her.

Game of Smiles [n] This games involves men sitting

around a circular table

and a woman giving random blowjobs underneath the

table. Anyone who

"smiles" has to buy a round of beer for the rest.

Going to the Bullpen [v] The act of fingering the anus

prior to having

anal sex. It kind of "paves the way".

Goobin [n] One of the many wives had by an old-style

Mormon who is not the

main wife. The setup usually involves having your one

"main" wife and the

rest of your other wives who are strictly used for

procreation. Hence

"Goobin" - a bin for his goo. Used in a sentence:

"Mary's one of John's

goobins".

The Halmstad Hook - As mentioned above in Felching.

This is a unique

sequence of events named after a town in Sweden, where

this apparently

happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk in

her rear, the sauce

is sucked out of the anus by the male. Once the sauce

has transferred

from her bowls to your mouth--the product that has

been created is now

known as "Swedish Cheese." The move is completed when

the "Swedish Cheese"

is transferred to the ladies mouth via a deep tongue

kiss. You can cap

this off with a swift stinging slap of her ass to show

her how much you

care and appreciate all her hard work.

Head-Rail Hip Thrust - While you're laying on the bed

getting head from a

girl you grab the bed posts with your hands and just

start banging the

hell out of the girl's mouth.

The Houdini - You are screwing a girl doggie-style

when you pull out, spit

on her back, faking your orgasm. When she turns around

and looks at you

lovingly, you blow your load in her face.

A Hot Carl - A simple manoeuvre where you withdraw

your shaft from the

bowels of her anus and place it directly into her

mouth for a cleaning.

Apparently some guy named Carl first tried this.

Hot Lunch - When you physically shiat in the girls

mouth. A popular variant

is the vegetarian hot lunch, in which you place saran

wrap over girls

mouth and then shiat, so she can have the texture of

shiat in her mouth

without coming into contact with any meat products.

She then becomes the

"Lunch Lady."

The Ice Pick - In advanced foreplay, while the man is

playing with a

woman's warm vagina, he proceeds to get it as loose as

possible, and

unexpectedly shoves an ice cube deep into the woman.

The woman must then

squirm and scream until the cube melts. This is great

when sleeping with

an ex and wanting revenge.

Jim Henson [v] When you fist someone and physically

lift them off the

ground. (a.k.a. The Muppet, Ass Puppet, Meat Puppet)

Kennebunkport Surprise [n] The act of covertly filling

your cheeks with

chunky-style New England Chowder, and screaming in

disgust as you hurl it

between your partners legs while giving oral sex.

Leave-in Conditioner [n] Dollops of semen

strategically left in a woman's

hairdo at a public gathering following fellatio. A

good lesson for those

who refuse to swallow the evidence Matching Drapes [n]

Reference to

whether or not a woman's pubic hair colour matches the

hair on her head.

Used in a sentence: "Wow what a hot looking redhead,

but I wonder do the

curtains match the drapes?".

Mung 1[n, v] Two people dig up the corpse of the

recently deceased. One

undresses the mungee and places his mouth over the

sexual area. The other

backs up and does a running jump onto the corpses

chest. The second

person has to eat everything that enters his mouth.

Insult, seen here in

context: "I'm going to mung your grandmother!"

Mung 2 [n, v] What runs out the twat of a very

pregnant girl who has been

beaten on the swollen belly.

New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk

that when you go down,

you boot on her box. All the fixin's. (a.k.a. The wet

Betsy)

Paying the Rent [n] A position in which the woman is

folded in half, knees

above shoulders, while the man holds the back of her

calves and bangs her

ferociously. AKA The Hucklebuck

Pearl Necklace - Whenever you cum on the neck area of

a girl - it takes on

the look of beautiful jewellery.

Pet Shop - Inserting a small rodent such as a mouse or

hamster in the anal

cavity or if a woman is very stretched, in the vagina

and left to roam

around. The name comes from an English pop group

Pencil Sharpener [n] - A chick who gives a rough and

toothy blowjob that

scrapes your willy up something awful.

The Phantom - see The Houdini

Pink Glove - This frequently happens during a marathon

session (maybe a

second round) when a girl is simply not wet enough.

When you give up and

attempt to pull out to give her money or whatever, the

inside of her twat

sticks to your hog like the inside of a leather glove.

Thus, the pink

glove.

Pole Vault - Originated by ancient Romans. When the

female has sucked

your pole to the point of ejaculation she swiftly

inserts the index finger

of her right hand into your anus. This surprise causes

a subtle popping

out of the eyes, a natural arch to the lower back and

extra propulsion

necessary to clear the high bar. Bruce Jenner added

this to his warm-up

routine after losing to Sergie Bubka in the 1979

Olympics

Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving

you oral sex and you

pull your penis back slightly before poking it back

into the inside of her

cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to

that of a purple

mushroom.

The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when

you start ramming her

head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force

of the wall should

allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those

lulls in penile

sensitivity.

Reacharound [n] The process by which one person is

tossing a guy's salad,

and then reaches around and gives them a hand job.

(a.k.a. Trombone)

Reading the Defence [n] The concept of a guy making a

split second

decision when in a situation to score with some chick

when out without his

girlfriend/wife. "Reading the Defence" refers to

making all of the proper

"game time adjustments" not to get caught cheating

later on at some point.

Having Beer Goggles makes it very hard to Read the

Defence.

Redwings: (n.) One who has eaten a ragging chick out,

has received his

redwings.

The Rusty Trombone, that's when a girl is tossing your

salad and at the

same time giving you a hand job, see Tossing Salad

The Rodeo - Its close to the Bronco. You're in college

and you go out on a

date with your girlfriend, you come back to have sex

in your room. Four of

your buddies are in the closet. As soon as you get on

top of her, your

buddies come out of the closet yelling RODEO! at the

top of their lungs.

You try to stay on her for a full 8 seconds.

San Diego Surprise [n] The act of bringing a girl home

and while farking

her, having a friend in waiting enter the room naked

in hopes of a

consensual threesome. Named by Navy guys stationed in

San Diego.

Rumoured to work about one third of the time.

Soggy Biscuit - A group of guys, chicks, or both jerk

off while standing

in a circle. When they blow their load, they have to

spew on the biscuit.

The last person to cum has to eat the biscuit.

(a.k.a. The Ookie Cookie but a cookie is used.)

The Southern Trespass [n, v] The Southern Trespass

most frequently occurs

when an over zealous (drunk) man is involved in

intercourse with his lady

friend. Through lack of concentration, lack of

coordination, or simply

because he wants to do it, the man quickly switches

from the woman's

vagina to the corn hole, without missing a beat. If

executed properly,

this act catches the female by complete surprise,

stunning her like a

cattle prod to the ass in a rain storm. No matter how

long the man reaps

the benefits of his efforts, he can now be content

with the fact that he

has committed the coveted Southern Trespass.

The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls

asleep and then jerking

off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone

else.

The Thread - This can only be done by ridiculously

muscular individuals.

Basically, this manoeuvre is "rotational sex", as

opposed to the standard

"thrust sex": instead of banging' your

lady-friend-for-the-evening in an

in and out style, hold her above the washing machine

(or bed or floor or

the surface of your choosing) and rotate her mid-air.

Rumoured to drive

ladies mad (a.k.a. Threading the Shaft, Louisiana

Spinner, Korean Whirl):

Throwing A Pickle Down A Hallway [v] - When you've

just laid the pipe to

some chick (usually fat) who has a big loose box. Used

in a sentence: I

may as well have just thrown a pickle down the hallway

instead of farking

Fat Fanny's loose gash.

Tossing Salad [n] Licking another's anus. Done in

prison as payment for

drugs. Variation:

Tumbleweed - man receives oral sex from woman whilst

driving late '70s

model pickup truck (with gun rack for maximum

enjoyment) at anything over

20mph. upon achieving orgasm, man reaches over, opens

door, and ejects

woman with a brisk shoving motion.

Tuna Melt - Lights out, you're down on a chick lapping

away at an

unusually juicy slab when you discover that it just

happens to be the time

of the month. A man of honor, by no means do you stop.

When the whale

spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers

your face. (this

only work with chicks who REALLY cum hard).

Tupperware Party [n] When three guys are

triple-teaming a chick ... one

with his penis in her mouth, another in her vagina,

and the third in her

anus. So named because she is sealed air-tight.

Twinkler [n, v] When you are 69-ing and she gags on

your member and you

can see her bung-hole pucker up.

Times Square Shuttle [n] You have two girls with you

and they are in the

69 position with each other. You then alternately fark

each of them while

they chow each other. You go from the missionary

position on one and run

to the other side and work in doggie style on the

other one. Repeat as

many times as necessary / possible. (a.k.a. Burning

the Candle at Both

Ends, Playing Ping Pong, The Gunga Din)

Two Pups In The Tub - While in the middle of ass

farking a girl, you take

your left nut and stuff it in her ass along with your

cock and then stuff

your right nut in along with your cock.

The Spalding - After a chick has passed out, proceed

to jerk off onto her

eyelids. When she wakes up it has crusted and she

can't open her eyes.

Valsalva [n] The act of pinching shut (with thumb and

forefinger) a

woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective

when employed just

prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and

ensuing swallow that

the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A

great first date ploy,

as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement

will be ahead.

The Wounded Dragon - You start by having your woman

suck on your cock till

you release into her mouth, before she can spit it out

you punch her in

her stomach which will force your load to come out of

her nose.

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Those aren't drinks....

[nSyNcBaBy]

the 1st one is

[dgmodel]

see beaniebebe knows the deal...

[atomicapples]

Originally posted by linabina

the 1st one is

wow... bina is getting polluted with dirty thoughts.

[nSyNcBaBy]

Originally posted by atomicapples

wow... bina is getting polluted with dirty thoughts.