vision Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag.3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.6. My love for you is like diarrhea-I just can't hold it in.7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas,could I meet you between the holidays?10. You remind me of a championship bass-I don't know whether tomount you or eat you!11. Your parents must be retarded because you are special.12. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?14. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouthopen and I'll put my head in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missy1026 Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 Originally posted by vision 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag.3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.6. My love for you is like diarrhea-I just can't hold it in.7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas,could I meet you between the holidays?10. You remind me of a championship bass-I don't know whether tomount you or eat you!11. Your parents must be retarded because you are special.12. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?14. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouthopen and I'll put my head in. The worst that i ever heard was"hey , do u have any irish in ya"?i said "no"he said "well do u want some"that was soo corny:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaznny Posted October 20 Report Share Posted October 20 Originally posted by vision 9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas,could I meet you between the holidays?how bout this wayIf your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmascould i cum between the holidays?ok i am twisted perverted and bored.... sorry haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision Posted October 22 Author Report Share Posted October 22 ok i am twisted perverted sorry haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purt Posted November 4 Report Share Posted November 4 Originally posted by blaznny ok i am twisted perverted and bored.... sorry haha you think you're twisted and perverted? check out the sex board:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovygirl Posted November 4 Report Share Posted November 4 Ok...for the girlz out there...here's some comebacks to those cheezy lines >Women's Clever Answers To Pick-Up Lines>>Man: "Haven't we met before?">Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.">>Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?">Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.">>Man: "Is this seat empty?">Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.">>Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?">Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a> rock?">>Man: "Your place or mine?">Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.">>Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants.">Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.">>Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?">Woman: "It's in the phone book.">Man: "But I don't know your name.">Woman: "That's in the phone book too.">>Man: "So what do you do for a living?">Woman: "I'm a female impersonator.">>Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?">(Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)>Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter.">(I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)>>Man: "What sign were you born under?">Woman: "No Parking.">>Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?">Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop.">>Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?">Woman: "Unfertilized!">>Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same> reason.">Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!">>Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.">Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?">>Man: "I know how to please a woman.">Woman: "Then please leave me alone.">>Man: "I want to give myself to you.">Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.">>Man: "I can tell that you want me.">Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.">>Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.">Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die> laughing.">>Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?">Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.">>Man: "May I see you pretty soon?">Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?">>Man: "Your body is like a temple.">Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today.">>Man: "I'd go through anything for you.">Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account.">>Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.">Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amercali Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 i bet you some of those pick up lines actually do work sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sextacy911 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Originally posted by vision 7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. hahahahahh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 LOL:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueguy808 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Originally posted by purt you think you're twisted and perverted? check out the sex board:tongue: yeah...we some freaks over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisdom Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 ha ha haThe pick up lines were way funneir then the come backs(although it may just be my perpective on things) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 "nice shoes, wanna fuck"classic line... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Hey, can I push in your stool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidxtc Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 can i use ur thighs as ear muffs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedsynner00 Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 hmmm the real winner i got was " can i floss my teeth with your pubic hair" Like i dont have pubic hair that is so unsanitary in my opinion:goofy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxdonxlavitoxx Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Originally posted by smash247 are those space pants? cause your ass is out of this world....it worked i swear!!!!i think she was drunk though...... :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxdonxlavitoxx Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Originally posted by magilicuti "nice shoes, wanna fuck"classic line... hell yeah thats classic:laugh: "jean claude van damn you're beautiful" - will smith (fresh prince of bel-air)and that pubic hair rthing is fawking nasty.....although us guys cant front cause we know we sometimes get some stuck there after we ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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