bluegirl Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 "i had been dating kelly for a couple of weeks and was really into her, so when it finally came time to have sex, i was nervous about impressing her. we were going at it for a while and still had our underwear on when she told me to go get a condom. by the time i put the thing on and returned to bed, i was soft. i hoped she would be able to turn me on again, but my nerves got the best of me and my little buddy wouldnt perform. she started to get annoyed, so i told her to excuse me while i got a drink. i went into the kitchen and tried to pull myself together, but i was too freaked to get it up... and liked her too much to admit it. thats when i decided to take drastic action. i grabbed a cucumber from the fridge, ran it under hot water, and slipped a condom over it. i put it in my boxers, climbed back into bed, and told kelly to get ready. then i held the cuke in my hand and did it to her with it... and ive never performed so well or so long"-gabo, haha jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 hahahaha holy fuck!!! :eek: :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 haha...that is too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 LOL:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 is this for real??? omg... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 thats is really some sick shit, but you know what my girl has used a cucumber once and said it felt great..I just don't get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 yes it's true:rolleyes: just ask glowdancer she is the one I used it on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegirl Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by dgmodel is this for real??? omg... i got it from a magazine article in which guys wrote confessionsif u want i can post more theyre funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegirl Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by gabo yes it's true:rolleyes: just ask glowdancer she is the one I used it on oh yeah babyand it felt greatit was a veggie delite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 ppl got problems... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 ummm yea wow what a coincidence that that guy was named gabo too!!ok before everyone starts to think I really wrote it, I didnt!! hey dancer, payback is a bitch .... good one though!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by glowdancer oh yeah babyand it felt greatit was a veggie delite well I was gonna use a hotdog but you said that you were a vegitarian(sp?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by glowdancer i got it from a magazine article in which guys wrote confessionsif u want i can post more theyre funny yeah do that shit...its amusing hun;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegirl Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by gabo well I was gonna use a hotdog but you said that you were a vegitarian(sp?) haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 silly silly silly!why put a condom on a cucumber? i don't put one on my dildo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovygirl Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 LOL!! I've read that before somewhere...was it from Cosmo or something like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perskription Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Thats the oldest trick in the book i use it all the time lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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