dcsglow Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Ok, I got a little scenario I need some help with. No, it's not about my penis, it's about this girl at my school. I don't really see her all the time, but I see her like everyonce in a while...she's so hot too, and she's def. mysterious...lol. I wanna just go up an holla at this bitch...but I don't know what exactly to say, seeing that we never even talked before. I think she might be russian or something too, cause one day I walked past her and a couple friends an I think they were speaking in another language. I'm trying to get her to like come to GLOW with me some saturday or maybe chill and go shopping or something. I dunno, any ideas...I'm usually not so shy...but I guess it's cause she's at a college or some shit I dunno...aight well I guess I'ma wait for you guys to give me some feed back...thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 ask her if she wants to go over to your place for some punch and pie :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmisglow Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 ur screwed :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by dcsglow Ok, I got a little scenario I need some help with. No, it's not about my penis, it's about this girl at my school. I don't really see her all the time, but I see her like everyonce in a while...she's so hot too, and she's def. mysterious...lol. I wanna just go up an holla at this bitch...but I don't know what exactly to say, seeing that we never even talked before. I think she might be russian or something too, cause one day I walked past her and a couple friends an I think they were speaking in another language. I'm trying to get her to like come to GLOW with me some saturday or maybe chill and go shopping or something. I dunno, any ideas...I'm usually not so shy...but I guess it's cause she's at a college or some shit I dunno...aight well I guess I'ma wait for you guys to give me some feed back...thanks. Come on Jimi, don't you have any game at all? You don't even kn ow how to approach her, just talk to her, compliment her, tell her how sweet her accent is and get her talking then see if she wants to go to lunch or do drinks. However, DO NOT talk to her the way you speak here(ex. don't call her a bitch or a ho, or say joun). Also leave the elvis glasses at home for this one too. Beware though sometimes they still don't shave their legs over there. For professional advice please see our very own Love Dr. Chynadoll. She is available from 8-5 m-f. Good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chynado11 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Why thank you pgiddy how nice to promote my services.... First off, Jimi...approach her and say hi make small talk...i mean yeah show some interest..for one...if she is international she might not be too aggressive with approaching men, dont ask it has something to do with a word called culture..feel the vibe coming from her and if u cant understand her than definitely dont be like "what did u say" over and over...just say im sorry i didnt hear you can u repeat yourself please..i have bad ears ..or something to that effect..then maybe ask for her number..just SLOWLY move in dont be a dumbass and be all omg ur so hot can i just efff you pleassseeeee??!!! GLOW wouldnt be a good first date either...maybe lunch and shopping ...you have to slowly earn HER RESPECT!!!! she might not even like GLOW so be smart!!!Um yeah take pgiddy's advice i wouldnt be like i wanna get up on u BITCH either..learn some new vocab sweetie!! First is first, make the approach and then get back with me to let me know what happens dr Chynadoll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chynado11 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 DAMN IM GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD *breaths on fingernails*cd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 you should invite her out for some corn dogs and cheap lemonade from the mall :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 or do what I always do on first dates, take her shopping to Walmart .....that must explain why I'm still single.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chynado11 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by vicman or do what I always do on first dates, take her shopping to Walmart .....that must explain why I'm still single.......... vic awwwwwwwww.......u wanna go out...hehhe..no wally world though..i like nordstroms's or bebe???cd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by chynado11 vic awwwwwwwww.......u wanna go out...hehhe..no wally world though..i like nordstroms's or bebe???cd yowza!!! nordstrom's or bebe?!?! K-Mart is where I buy all my luxury items ...that right nothing but the best for vicman!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chynado11 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by vicman yowza!!! nordstrom's or bebe?!?! K-Mart is where I buy all my luxury items ...that right nothing but the best for vicman!!! awwww...well thats ok..i guess just take me to the ritz carlton for some coffee then cd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by chynado11 .1)First off, Jimi...approach her and say hi make small talk..2)feel the vibe coming from her and if u cant understand her than definitely dont be like "what did u say" over and over..3)then maybe ask for her number..just SLOWLY move in dont be a DUMBASS and be all omg ur so hot can i just efff you4)GLOW wouldnt be a good first date either...maybe lunch and shopping ...you have to slowly earn HER RESPECT!!!! she might not even like GLOW so be smart!!!5)take pgiddy's advice i wouldnt be like i wanna get up on u BITCH either..learn some new vocab sweetie!! 6)Report back and let us know what happened dr Chynadoll Jimi now lets review the major points here, as I thought this was very well put. Everything above is what you should remember, since it was rather lengthy and might've lost your attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Yeah, Jimi, whatever you do, don't "holla" at her. I definitely like the punch and pie idea. Cause MORE PEOPLE WILL COME IF THEY THINK YOU HAVE PUNCH AND PIE .I have quite a lot of good Russian friends. If you want, I can ask them how to say dirty things in Rooskie if you wanna whisper sweet nothings in her ear. Little Jimi's all growns up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chynado11 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by vicman yowza!!! nordstrom's or bebe?!?! K-Mart is where I buy all my luxury items ...that right nothing but the best for vicman!!! alright just take me for some coffee/tea at the Ritz Carlton...cd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by chynado11 alright just take me for some coffee/tea at the Ritz Carlton...cd i'll definitely work on that :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chynado11 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by pgiddy Jimi now lets review the major points here, as I thought this was very well put. Everything above is what you should remember, since it was rather lengthy and might've lost your attention thanks for the highlights bro...learn from us jimi..hahahahacd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by chynado11 alright just take me for some coffee/tea at the Ritz Carlton...cd What's wrong with Starbucks? Whats this world coming to, now starbucks isn't even good enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by vicman i'll definitely work on that :D Shady what do you think of this?? Vic has a date and I think she's over 18. Wayyyy to go Vic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by pgiddy Shady what do you think of this?? Vic has a date and I think she's over 18. Wayyyy to go Vic And it's not a dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chynado11 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by pgiddy What's wrong with Starbucks? Whats this world coming to, now starbucks isn't even good enough? hey pgiddy i like starbucks, mocha, and french vanilla and their tea berry smoothies...yummie yum..and also ritz isnt that bad with the creme brule also the Trump towers in nyc is not bad with that either...omg im so hungry right now...cd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Or a bearded lady....there must be a catch somewhere:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by chynado11 hey pgiddy i like starbucks, mocha, and french vanilla and their tea berry smoothies...yummie yum..and also ritz isnt that bad with the creme brule also the Trump towers in nyc is not bad with that either...omg im so hungry right now...cd Whatever happened to the good old days, when Sanka was the norm, and for the special occassions, Folgers??? :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by pgiddy Or a bearded lady....there must be a catch somewhere:laugh: Walmart must've had a sale on the fly gear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chynado11 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by pgiddy Or a bearded lady....there must be a catch somewhere:laugh: come again??!!! i have a beard?? is that u said...leave vic alone hes a very sweet guy...as for the both of you im sending you to the corner and put a big dunce hat on you all....chynado speaks....*floor trembles*cd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by chynado11 as for the both of you im sending you to the corner and put a big dunce hat on you allDon't you want to get to know us first before we start playing out some of your weird little fantasies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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