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So what do you drink ?

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York

City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality

based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred

on almost all counts. The results:

Drink: Beer

Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.

Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks

Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.

Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky

taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.

Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,

she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.

Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with

friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she

has NO clue.

Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an

easy target.

Drink: Shots

Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally

drunk... and naked.

Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing

to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila

No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----

The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to

help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay!

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So what do you drink ?

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York

City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality

based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred

on almost all counts. The results:

Drink: Beer

Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.

Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks

Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.

Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky

taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.

Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,

she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.

Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with

friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she

has NO clue.

Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an

easy target.

Drink: Shots

Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally

drunk... and naked.

Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing

to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila

No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----

The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to

help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

The WZin is the tell all on all accounts.....so true.

Women that drink it are usually dingbats and guys that drink it are looking at the guys, very noticeable when you bartend.

Whats to say about the guy who orders mixed drinks.......

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