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Argghhhhh!!!! I hate taxes!!!!!!!!!!


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Just be like me and do do it, I never have! Just KIDDING :worry:

I know somebody reading this is a math geek and is dying to do Mentobento and I's taxes. C'mon we'll (she) will cook you dinner and I'l let you watch my tv. And it's joint filing so it should be easier I think. We live in Alexandria, PM me if you down dammit.

Ok, I'll give you some money

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Originally posted by vicman

I just got my W-2 form...although with all the $$ they take out of my paycheck and the stuff I got stolen earlier in the year, Uncle Sam probably owes me money.

Three ways to beat them

1. Just claim like 6 kids, my friends do this, works very well.

2. Just don't pay them, you might not get caught.

3. The most realistic is to WRITE-OFF EVERYTHING, I do this, you can write off depreciation of your car, gas, tolls, comp. for home, high-speed connection, meals, etc..Chances are very high that you will not be audited, and even if you are just makes sure you have receipts.

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Originally posted by pgiddy

Three ways to beat them

1. Just claim like 6 kids, my friends do this, works very well.

2. Just don't pay them, you might not get caught.

3. The most realistic is to WRITE-OFF EVERYTHING, I do this, you can write off depreciation of your car, gas, tolls, comp. for home, high-speed connection, meals, etc..Chances are very high that you will not be audited, and even if you are just makes sure you have receipts.

can I claim my 20 kids I have back in mexico?

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Originally posted by vicman

can I claim my 20 kids I have back in mexico? [/quote

You don't have to pay taxes if you sneak across the border amigo. Wait a minute are you even here legally?? Thats it I'm calling the INS, what time will you be at Buzz?

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Originally posted by pgiddy

Originally posted by vicman

can I claim my 20 kids I have back in mexico? [/quote

You don't have to pay taxes if you sneak across the border amigo. Wait a minute are you even here legally?? Thats it I'm calling the INS, what time will you be at Buzz?

oops.....:letsgo:

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