highmay Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 I fucked your mom last night. She was pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonicinfusion Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 OF ALL THE MOTHERS I FUCKED YOUR MOM WAS THE BEST .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 uhoh mom jokes!! ok ok I got one... ok lets get off of mothers ... cause I just got off yours! haaaaaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 Well your mom has a lot of expeirience. Bitch so old, she gave dinosaurs head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Originally posted by highmay Well your mom has a lot of expeirience. Bitch so old, she gave dinosaurs head. lol, ok ok I hear ya! your moms so fat that the back of her neck looks like a roll of hotdogs!! holla! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 Originally posted by gabo lol, ok ok I hear ya! your moms so fat that the back of her neck looks like a roll of hotdogs!! holla! Please...your slut whore mother is so old, when she reads the Bible, she reminisces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Originally posted by highmay Please...your slut whore mother is so old, when she reads the Bible, she reminisces. your mother is so stupid, she studied for a drug test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 Originally posted by gabo your mother is so stupid, she studied for a drug test Huh? I'm sorry, I didn't hear that one. Your mother was screaming too loud for you to be coherent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Yo Momma So Ugly:When she was born, they put her in a tinted incubatorThe psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.They push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 your moma so ugly her shadow quit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 she got a ticket for looking out the window... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Originally posted by highmay I fucked your mom last night. She was pretty good. U have a penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mareluna Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 YO mama's SO FUGLy, she paid da Elephant man to see HER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mareluna Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Yo Mamma is so nasty,she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts." ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 yo moma's wig so bad the only thing it's missing is a chin strap! holla! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 That if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.She made an onion cry.They filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!When they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours . . . for an estimate!She tried to take a bath the water jumped out!Even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!She had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!That your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Originally posted by dgmodel That if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.She made an onion cry.They filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!When they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours . . . for an estimate!She tried to take a bath the water jumped out!Even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!She had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!That your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 Originally posted by sexxybabyd U have a penis? http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=64169&perpage=20&pagenumber=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 :laugh: U never fail mehey hows the cheer leading going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Your mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and always getting laid by Mexicans.Your mama is so stupid she got fired from the Sperm Bank for drinking on the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 Originally posted by dgmodel That if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.She made an onion cry.They filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!When they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours . . . for an estimate!She tried to take a bath the water jumped out!Even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!She had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!That your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. :laugh: You guys are killing me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted February 2 Author Report Share Posted February 2 Originally posted by sexxybabyd :laugh: U never fail mehey hows the cheer leading going? this bedwetter has GOT to be kidding me...losers in life never learn...pretty sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girly Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 Originally posted by sexxybabyd :laugh: U never fail mehey hows the cheer leading going? Hows the sucking cock in the corners of Exit going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 Yo Momma so old, Jesus is in her yearbook.Yo Momma so fat, they won't let her wear a Malcom X jacket cuz helecopters keep tryin to land on her back.Yo Momma so fat, after I fucked her, I rolled over 3 times and I was STILL on top of the bitch!!!Yo momma so stupid, someone said it was chilly outside and the bitch came out with a bowl.Yo Momma so black, when she went to night school, they marked her absent.Yo Momma so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to EVERYBODY!!!That's all I can think of for now.More to come.Peace, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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