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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very

attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I

feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are perverts

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Originally posted by vicman

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very

attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I

feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are perverts

Finally, a joke from vic that doesn't include male exploitation. It's good vic, I LIKEY. :laugh:

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Originally posted by shadygroovedc

Wait. I don't get it. Couldn't the dealers just tell the pit boss, who would then call up to the security room to check the video tape? :confused:

moral of the story...shady sux

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Originally posted by vicman

by the way, do you need a pasta machine or food dehydrator? :D

I've always wanted a food dehydrator. But I'm not sure what kind of food I would dehydrate and why.

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Originally posted by shadygroovedc

I've always wanted a food dehydrator. But I'm not sure what kind of food I would dehydrate and why.

kimchee and then make it into fine powder and sell it on the black mkt

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Originally posted by shifterlx

jimi should get one, as he is into cooking shit and fine powders... bwahahahah! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

dude! i just check like 30 threads and every single one you posted on ended or started with bwahahaha...you need to stop that shit! ugh...damn you magus. :mad:

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