vicman Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!" Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are perverts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcsglow Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by vicman Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!" Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are perverts Finally, a joke from vic that doesn't include male exploitation. It's good vic, I LIKEY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Wait. I don't get it. Couldn't the dealers just tell the pit boss, who would then call up to the security room to check the video tape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted February 6 Author Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Wait. I don't get it. Couldn't the dealers just tell the pit boss, who would then call up to the security room to check the video tape? moral of the story...shady sux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by vicman moral of the story...shady sux :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted February 6 Author Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by shadygroovedc :D by the way, do you need a pasta machine or food dehydrator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by vicman by the way, do you need a pasta machine or food dehydrator? I've always wanted a food dehydrator. But I'm not sure what kind of food I would dehydrate and why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted February 6 Author Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by shadygroovedc I've always wanted a food dehydrator. But I'm not sure what kind of food I would dehydrate and why. kimchee and then make it into fine powder and sell it on the black mkt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shifterlx Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 jimi should get one, as he is into cooking shit and fine powders... bwahahahah! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcsglow Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by shifterlx jimi should get one, as he is into cooking shit and fine powders... bwahahahah! :laugh: dude! i just check like 30 threads and every single one you posted on ended or started with bwahahaha...you need to stop that shit! ugh...damn you magus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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