djmoonshine Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 him = my hairbrushhard times for moonshine... but, it was pretty damn good... nothing like the real thing, but hard times call for desperate measures... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrfonktrain Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 what I had was better than sex...sex on the floor hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by djmoonshine him = my hairbrushhard times for moonshine... but, it was pretty damn good... nothing like the real thing, but hard times call for desperate measures... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Babe try candles and carrots..my friend says they work wonders:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 ahhh but hairbrush handles are much more thicker!!! babe, if i had a cock....id fuck ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by clubkat ahhh but hairbrush handles are much more thicker!!! babe, if i had a cock....id fuck ya k maybe cuCUMbers....no? I never used that shit but maybe it would feel good.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 i try to stay away from food.....even if ya wash it up really goodtheres something about imagining lil worms or insects comin out of your....nevermind ::trying not to ruin the sexual potential of this thread:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 wow... ...all three of you ladies are beautiful and yet...no penis for you :saidwithsoupnaziaccent:...i'm sure better days are cummin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 ...its by choice, I choose to be alone ::sigh:: but prince charming will come Im sure of it;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by fierydesire ...its by choice, I choose to be alone ::sigh:: but prince charming will come Im sure of it;) no doubt...on both counts...i always was amazed by how it is usually the most beautiful women i meet that are the loneliest...that's what i was trying to say...i'm sure if u wanted penis you girls would just go out and grab one but y'all are not that shallow...not many women really and truly are...i'm a romantic...i wish everyone true love...one of my fav lines from a Queen song, "Just One Moment of Love Is Better Than A Lifetime Alone"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 there's always naughty time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by phatman no doubt...on both counts...i always was amazed by how it is usually the most beautiful women i meet that are the loneliest...that's what i was trying to say...i'm sure if u wanted penis you girls would just go out and grab one but y'all are not that shallow...not many women really and truly are...i'm a romantic...i wish everyone true love...one of my fav lines from a Queen song, "Just One Moment of Love Is Better Than A Lifetime Alone"... aww thanx babe..I don't think I just wanna pork anyone...even though I have a few options....but I'll save it for someone I *hopefully* fall in love with....or perhpas like..BTW, great line;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisdom Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 thats whats wrong with the world today ....so many shallow men, so few shallow women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 even when i get it i still want more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by clubkat ahhh but hairbrush handles are much more thicker!!! babe, if i had a cock....id fuck ya stop that... a cock to fuck moonie with can be purchased!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 I always wanted to go around my house fucking a girl with household items!smack her ass with a spatula and then fuck her silly with the handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by gabo I always wanted to go around my house fucking a girl with household items!smack her ass with a spatula and then fuck her silly with the handle. AHAHAHA! That reminded me of Tom Hanks in Bachelor Party; he keeps pulling out this eggbeater and telling his fiance he'd like to try it.*is tasty a prude because she doesnt put household items in her pussy?* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 A few years back while shampooing my hair w/ Herbal Essence I got that URGE...(ok it wasn't that particular brand but you get the point)so I used one of the travel size shampoo bottle to quench that urge. I was on vacation and the closest thing to a cock was my friend's bottle of salon selective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by tastyt AHAHAHA! That reminded me of Tom Hanks in Bachelor Party; he keeps pulling out this eggbeater and telling his fiance he'd like to try it.i was thinkin more of Stripes with James Belushi and the scene in the kitchen w/ a spatula...*is tasty a prude because she doesnt put household items in her pussy?* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by phatman i thought a vibrator and dildo ARE considered household items in my house they are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by phatman i was thinkin more of Stripes with James Belushi and the scene in the kitchen w/ a spatula...*is tasty a prude because she doesnt put household items in her pussy?* i thought a vibrator and dildo ARE considered household items Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 yea, yea...fuckin decaff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted February 12 Author Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by clubkat in my house they are! thats why im moving in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted February 12 Author Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by gabo I always wanted to go around my house fucking a girl with household items!smack her ass with a spatula and then fuck her silly with the handle. stop that... the only reason a girl has to resort to household items is cause there isnt a man around to get the job done... i dont refer to it as "hard times" for nothing... if you're packing some heat between your legs, dont even come near me with a fuckin spatula handle... SHIT!!! i'll smack you with that shit for being so damn thoughtless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by djmoonshine stop that... the only reason a girl has to resort to household items is cause there isnt a man around to get the job done... i dont refer to it as "hard times" for nothing... if you're packing some heat between your legs, dont even come near me with a fuckin spatula handle... SHIT!!! i'll smack you with that shit for being so damn thoughtless! smack me ehh?? bring it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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