Kuro Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 The extra stars are for extra hatred. Of course the thought of it is making me so miserable right now I can't even think of a snide remark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 yup, fcuk valentine...i would like to get a hold of this Valentine dude and beat the crap outta him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malanee Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 I'm certainly going to fuck my Valentine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by malanee I'm certainly going to fuck my Valentine! If you don't have anything mean or hateful to say don't say anything at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellywelly Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by malanee I'm certainly going to fuck my Valentine! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by malanee I'm certainly going to fuck my Valentine! and then who starts all the raunch on the board? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Jeeeeez, you guys need your parents to buy you chocolate, then you'll feel better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy Jeeeeez, you guys need your parents to buy you chocolate, then you'll feel better Or a donkey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellywelly Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Or a donkey... Ughhhh!! .. .. don't tell me some of you have been exposed to the donkey porn.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Or a donkey... We know what shady's doing this thursday!! :hump: hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by ellywelly Ughhhh!! .. .. don't tell me some of you have been exposed to the donkey porn.. You know, there's nothing like getting a nice piece of ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellywelly Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by shadygroovedc You know, there's nothing like getting a nice piece of ass! I've seriously been traumatized after seeing that. I think I'll never be the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by ellywelly I've seriously been traumatized after seeing that. I think I'll never be the same :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank47 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Just had this emailed to me:Love Is a Many-Fangled Thing By TOM KUNTZNew York TimesIf Cupid ever gets himself a pickup truck, some chest hair, a barstool for an address and his share of woman trouble, he can put down his bow and quiver of love arrows. Supporting evidence is offered below: a selection of country song titles odes to lust, love and love gone bad recorded over the years by artists both well-known and obscure. They've been authenticated by Mike Harden, a columnist for The Columbus Dispatch in Ohio. For more than a dozen years, Mr. Harden has perused record stores and music industry reference sources for his annual list of the Worst Country Song Titles of All Time Until the Next Time.Want more bad titles? Then go to http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm (no connection to Mr. Harden). But be forewarned. It's not easy to trace the provenance of songs like "If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All on You" or "You Done Tore My Heart Out and Stomped That Sucker Flat." But who cares? Point is, they've got what it takes to be country song titles.Which says a lot about country music. Which, in turn, has an awful lot to say about love. An alphabetical listing follows. Happy Valentine's Day. All I Want From You (Is Away)All My Exes Live in TexasBeauty's in the Eye of the BeerholderBubba Shot the JukeboxDid I Shave My Legs for This?Don't Put Me in the Ex-FilesDon't Squeeze My SharmonGet Your Biscuits in the Oven, and Your Buns in the BedGuess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My HeartHe Can't Talk Without His HandsHeaven's Just a Sin AwayHere's a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody but Me?I Bought the Shoes That Just Walked Out on MeI Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go BowlingI Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Bed Crying on My Pillow Over YouI Got You on My Conscience but at Least You're Off My BackI Guess I Had Your Leavin' ComingI Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About YouI Left Something Turned On at HomeI May Be Used, but Baby I Ain't Used UpI Wanted You to Leave Until You Left MeI Would Have Wrote You a Letter, but I Couldn't Spell Yuck!I'd Rather Be Picked Up Here Than Put Down at HomeI'd Rather Pass Another Kidney Stone Than Another Night With YouIf Fingerprints Showed Up on Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find on YouIf I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need ItIf the Jukebox Took TeardropsIf the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's MeIf Whiskey Were a Woman, I'd Be Married for SureIf You Can't Bite, Don't GrowlIf You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?I'll Give You Something to Drink AboutI'll Marry You Tomorrow, but Let's Honeymoon TonightI'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our HomeI'm Here to Get My Baby Out of JailI'm the Only Hell Mama Ever Raised It Only Takes One Bar (to Make a Prison)I've Been Flushed From the Bathroom of Your HeartI've Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost CorralLay Something on My Bed Besides a BlanketLet's Do Something Cheap and SuperficialMake Me Late for Work TodayMy Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love JesusMy Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss HimPardon Me, I've Got Someone to KillQueen of My Double-Wide TrailerRedneck Martians Stole My BabyRemember to Remind Me I'm Leavin'Savin' the Honey for the HoneymoonShe Feels Like a New Man TonightShe Thinks My Tractor's SexyShe's Actin' Single . . . I'm Drinkin' DoublesShut Up and Talk to MeThank God and Greyhound She's GoneThe Chick's Too Young to FryThe Man That Came Between Us (Was Me)The Pint of No ReturnThere's a Tear in My BeerVelcro Arms, Teflon HeartVenom Wearin' DenimWalk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking inWe Never Killed Each Other (but Didn't We Try)?Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?Who's Gonna Take the Garbage Out When I'm Dead and Gone?Why Did You Leave the One You Left Me For?You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith TooYour Alibi Called TodayYour Coffee's on the Table but Your Sugar's Out the DoorYour Negligee Has Turned to Flannel NightgownsYou're a Hard Dog to Keep Under the PorchYou're Going to Ruin My Bad ReputationYou're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by crank47 Just had this emailed to me:Love Is a Many-Fangled Thing By TOM KUNTZNew York TimesIf Cupid ever gets himself a pickup truck, some chest hair, a barstool for an address and his share of woman trouble, he can put down his bow and quiver of love arrows. Supporting evidence is offered below: a selection of country song titles odes to lust, love and love gone bad recorded over the years by artists both well-known and obscure. They've been authenticated by Mike Harden, a columnist for The Columbus Dispatch in Ohio. For more than a dozen years, Mr. Harden has perused record stores and music industry reference sources for his annual list of the Worst Country Song Titles of All Time Until the Next Time.Want more bad titles? Then go to http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm (no connection to Mr. Harden). But be forewarned. It's not easy to trace the provenance of songs like "If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All on You" or "You Done Tore My Heart Out and Stomped That Sucker Flat." But who cares? Point is, they've got what it takes to be country song titles.Which says a lot about country music. Which, in turn, has an awful lot to say about love. An alphabetical listing follows. Happy Valentine's Day. All I Want From You (Is Away)All My Exes Live in TexasBeauty's in the Eye of the BeerholderBubba Shot the JukeboxDid I Shave My Legs for This?Don't Put Me in the Ex-FilesDon't Squeeze My SharmonGet Your Biscuits in the Oven, and Your Buns in the BedGuess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My HeartHe Can't Talk Without His HandsHeaven's Just a Sin AwayHere's a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody but Me?I Bought the Shoes That Just Walked Out on MeI Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go BowlingI Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Bed Crying on My Pillow Over YouI Got You on My Conscience but at Least You're Off My BackI Guess I Had Your Leavin' ComingI Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About YouI Left Something Turned On at HomeI May Be Used, but Baby I Ain't Used UpI Wanted You to Leave Until You Left MeI Would Have Wrote You a Letter, but I Couldn't Spell Yuck!I'd Rather Be Picked Up Here Than Put Down at HomeI'd Rather Pass Another Kidney Stone Than Another Night With YouIf Fingerprints Showed Up on Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find on YouIf I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need ItIf the Jukebox Took TeardropsIf the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's MeIf Whiskey Were a Woman, I'd Be Married for SureIf You Can't Bite, Don't GrowlIf You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?I'll Give You Something to Drink AboutI'll Marry You Tomorrow, but Let's Honeymoon TonightI'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our HomeI'm Here to Get My Baby Out of JailI'm the Only Hell Mama Ever Raised It Only Takes One Bar (to Make a Prison)I've Been Flushed From the Bathroom of Your HeartI've Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost CorralLay Something on My Bed Besides a BlanketLet's Do Something Cheap and SuperficialMake Me Late for Work TodayMy Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love JesusMy Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss HimPardon Me, I've Got Someone to KillQueen of My Double-Wide TrailerRedneck Martians Stole My BabyRemember to Remind Me I'm Leavin'Savin' the Honey for the HoneymoonShe Feels Like a New Man TonightShe Thinks My Tractor's SexyShe's Actin' Single . . . I'm Drinkin' DoublesShut Up and Talk to MeThank God and Greyhound She's GoneThe Chick's Too Young to FryThe Man That Came Between Us (Was Me)The Pint of No ReturnThere's a Tear in My BeerVelcro Arms, Teflon HeartVenom Wearin' DenimWalk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking inWe Never Killed Each Other (but Didn't We Try)?Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?Who's Gonna Take the Garbage Out When I'm Dead and Gone?Why Did You Leave the One You Left Me For?You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith TooYour Alibi Called TodayYour Coffee's on the Table but Your Sugar's Out the DoorYour Negligee Has Turned to Flannel NightgownsYou're a Hard Dog to Keep Under the PorchYou're Going to Ruin My Bad ReputationYou're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly ur a hard dowag to keep under the porch... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crownroyal Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 FUCK VALENTINES DAY! Anybody know where I can buy a pig or cow's heart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by crownroyal FUCK VALENTINES DAY! Anybody know where I can buy a pig or cow's heart? Glad to have you on the team, Royal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellywelly Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Is there anybody else in here other than me that believes in love and in valentine's day???... Do you we have enough to start a "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY" thread?? Girls??? Where are all the girls today?? Is it just me in here?? helloooo?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank47 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by ellywelly Is there anybody else in here other than me that believes in love and in valentine's day???... Do you we have enough to start a "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY" thread?? Girls??? Where are all the girls today?? Is it just me in here?? helloooo?? See Malanee's post. If that's not romantic, then I don't know what is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by ellywelly Is there anybody else in here other than me that believes in love and in valentine's day???... Do you we have enough to start a "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY" thread?? Girls??? Where are all the girls today?? Is it just me in here?? helloooo?? scratch wuz around here earlier and she wuz also upset, vixen also...so its not only the guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellywelly Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by crank47 See Malanee's post. If that's not romantic, then I don't know what is! Okay.. three things..1. All I saw from Melanee is that she was going to fuck her valentines.2. Umm.. Crank I think we might be living on the same block 3. WHy have I been mispelling stuff and not making sense today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by ellywelly Is there anybody else in here other than me that believes in love and in valentine's day???... Do you we have enough to start a "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY" thread?? Girls??? Where are all the girls today?? Is it just me in here?? helloooo?? I'm with ya, babe. I'll be wearing my silk heart boxers on Thursday. And I've got a whole bag of Sweet Tart Hearts that say "Be Mine" on them. BTW, have you seen the new geeky Valentine hearts they've got out these days? They say like "E-mail Me" and shit like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank47 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by ellywelly Okay.. three things..1. All I saw from Melanee is that she was going to fuck her valentines.2. Umm.. Crank I think we might be living on the same block 3. WHy have I been mispelling stuff and not making sense today? 1. Still sounds romantic to me. 2. I hope you're not the person that keeps closing the elevator doors at Courthouse Metro right before I get there. Actually I'm up the street at Barton and Clarendon. 3. It's Monday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malanee Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Well I'm sure my V-day is going to be soooo romantic! I've already been promised re-heated pizza! Awww! How sweet is that???? I think I'm going to go cry tears of joy now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crownroyal Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Speaking of hating Valentines day, everybody say goodbye to my former Valentine before she leaves on Friday morning. Wish her well and all that. She's moving away for good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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