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you know, this reminds me of a talk that a friend of mine had with his dad. his dad told him to never get married. he said to just get a dog instead. see, a dog will ruin your car, but if you get married then you'll ruin your life.

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Originally posted by jroo

you know, this reminds me of a talk that a friend of mine had with his dad. his dad told him to never get married. he said to just get a dog instead. see, a dog will ruin your car, but if you get married then you'll ruin your life.

my dog didn't ruin any of my cars :confused:

I am gonna get 3 siberian huskies, and they will named Reza, Hollis and Ayla. There's a hole in your theory Jroo... you have to get some hoes too, cause you can't eff your dog. I am gonna hire me some gigolos hehehehehe

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Originally posted by jroo

you know, this reminds me of a talk that a friend of mine had with his dad. his dad told him to never get married. he said to just get a dog instead. see, a dog will ruin your car, but if you get married then you'll ruin your life.

True dat!

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Originally posted by jroo

you know, this reminds me of a talk that a friend of mine had with his dad. his dad told him to never get married. he said to just get a dog instead. see, a dog will ruin your car, but if you get married then you'll ruin your life.

Back in high school I was sitting in the library with some friends when the headmaster (private school) came by. He stopped and said, "Let me give you guys some advice: WOMEN ARE EVIL. They will completely fuck your life up" (or something to that effect). I don't think any of us said anything. A moment later he followed up with, "What we should do is put them all in a stadium and check 'em out like library books..." Then he walked away.

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Originally posted by vixenfoxxy

my dog didn't ruin any of my cars :confused:

I am gonna get 3 siberian huskies, and they will named Reza, Hollis and Ayla. There's a hole in your theory Jroo... you have to get some hoes too, cause you can't eff your dog. I am gonna hire me some gigolos hehehehehe

I thought you were gonna name one of your dogs Shady? :( You know, the unruly one that goes around humping your leg all day. :D

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Originally posted by vixenfoxxy

my dog didn't ruin any of my cars :confused:

I am gonna get 3 siberian huskies, and they will named Reza, Hollis and Ayla. There's a hole in your theory Jroo... you have to get some hoes too, cause you can't eff your dog. I am gonna hire me some gigolos hehehehehe

don't even try to tell me that a long haired husky wont ruin your car. oh wait, i see where this is going, you dont have a car to be ruined, very tricky, just like a female. but seriously did you shave your dog every day or something? did you have a chaulpa before? or chiauauauau or how ever you spell that shit, i consider ass loads of dog hair stuck on the seats as ruined, along with the drool and over stentch. but hey, to each his own.

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