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    Anal Boot [n] When you take a pitcher of beer,
    everyone spits in it,
    someone stirs it with their cock and then the mixture
    is poured through
    the crack of a man ass into the waiting mouth of the
    loser of a bet or
    Drinking game.

    Arabian sunglasses - When you cover a lady's eyes with
    a ball sack each.
    (a.k.a. Arabian goggles)

    Australian Death Grip [n] The act of grabbing a woman
    by the
    haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until
    you're slapped or
    kissed. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars.
    Another great
    opportunity for wagering among friends.

    The Ball's Eye - Shooting your load directly into the
    centre of a chick's
    eye (or dude's eye, if that's your thing). Going two
    for two (i.e.:
    getting both eyes) is referred to as the Deuce, as in
    "I deuced my wife
    before she went to work this morning". The receiver of
    the Ball's Eye is
    then referred to as being Cock Eyed or having Cum Eyes
    as in, when she
    arrives at work her male co-worker could say, "Hey, I
    like your Cum Eyes
    you ugly biatch"

    Ball Sacking [v] stretching of the scrotum over the
    face of someone
    sleeping or passed out, having a picture taken and
    posting it on the
    internet.

    Beef Curtain [n] The shanked out remains of the labia
    after being
    stretched like Play-doh for an hour or so of jimmy-jam
    (a.k.a. Beef
    Drapes, Meat Tarp, Piss Flappers, Quim Nuts, Vertical
    Bacon Sandwich).
    The Beetle - When you put your index finger in a
    girl's ass, and your
    thumb in her pussy and squeeze the two fingers
    together, like a beetle's
    pincers. Variations include the Japanese Monster
    Beetle, wherein you use
    three fingers in the ass, or Pac-Man, where you put
    all four fingers up
    the ass. An extreme version is the Florida Gator,
    where you get one hand
    up the ass, and one in the pussy.

    The Bent Eddy - The act of propping yourself up
    against a wall in order to
    facilitate cumming in your own face as you pressurize
    your Little Steamer.
    The guy who first tried this was too ashamed to use
    his own name (me).
    This manoeuvre can also be combined with the Ball's
    Eye for a wonderfully
    masochistic experience.

    Black Freddie - Taking a dump on your partners chest.
    Variation: The Hot Plate - First taking a piece of
    plastic wrap, laying it
    on the other persons chest, and pinching a loaf on it.
    Blocking the Box [n] When you and your pal are
    double-teaming a chick -
    he's got her from behind, you've got her mouth.
    Selfishly, he drops his
    load in her, thus preventing you from using that input
    later (a.k.a.
    Access Denied Error, Road Closed Due to Bad
    Conditions).
    The Brodie - As named for Brodie Bruce of Mallrats.
    While a girl is
    mouthifying your wang, cut a fat burning fart, then
    hold her head in
    position so she must inhale the nastiness.... Beware,
    she may bite in
    revenge.

    The Bronco - You start by going doggy style and then
    just when she is
    really enjoying it, you grab her tits and or a large
    lock of hair as tight
    as possible and yell another girl's name or state "Ya
    know your by far the
    ugliest girl I ever farked". This gives you the
    feeling of riding a
    bronco as she tries to buck you off. (See also The
    Rodeo)
    The Burning Amazon - Setting fire to a girl's pubes.
    a.k.a. the Flaming
    Amazon.

    Carpet Sweeping - farking a girl wheelbarrow style and
    walking backwards,
    dragging her along the carpet so as to "sweep the
    carpet".

    The Cherry Danish - Cumming in a girl's face then
    punching her in the
    nose. a.k.a. Jelly Doughnut
    Variation: Chocolate Danish (self-explanatory)
    The Chili Dog - You take a shiat on a girl's tits and
    then proceed to tit
    fark her.

    Chocolate Cha-Cha [n] Anal Sex. Used in a sentence:
    "John and George
    danced the chocolate cha-cha all night." (a.k.a.
    Driving the Hershey
    Highway, Riding the Dirt Trail, Utilizing the Third
    Input, Poking the
    Brown Eye )

    The Cleveland Steamer - Mentioned below in The
    Fountain of You. After
    dumping your load on and around her chest--you
    position your ass just
    above your own pool of soup and sit in it, full
    weight, possibly causing
    her to gasp for breath. You then pretend to be pulling
    the whistle cord
    on a genuine Cleveland steam ship. As you make the
    loud noise you slide
    in your spunk from her chest to her bush smearing a
    spunk trail on her
    body in your wake. This can be done with the male
    facing either
    direction. The more authentic the steam whistle sound,
    the better.

    Consolation Prize [n] When you take a girl home from
    the bar, thinking
    you're going to get laid, and from all of the drinks
    you've been feeding
    her all night long, she passes out on the bed right
    before you get your
    pants off. To get revenge, you jerk off and spray your
    load all over her
    back. Even though you lost and didn't get laid, the
    satisfaction you got
    is almost as good, hence the term consolation prize.

    Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of
    someone nasty and you
    know you've got to give her the slip. However, you
    realize that your arm
    is wrapped around them. Therefore you must gnaw off
    your own arm to get
    out of the situation. Can be very painful.

    Cum Dumpster [n] Refers to a girl who has been around
    the block quite a
    few times, hence she is full of cum.

    Cum Savvy - Saving your cum in jars for no other
    reason than you have the
    jars, the cum and the time.
    DDF [n] Distance Distortion Factor - refers to someone
    who may seem
    attractive from far away but is ugly upon closer
    inspection - "good from
    far, far from good". Used in a sentence: "Whoa, she's
    hot... wait a
    sec...ugggh major DDF!"

    Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you
    attempt to insert
    your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it
    can be just as
    hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a
    bath.

    Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then
    moments before you cum,
    sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her
    in the back of the
    head. This should give you a tremendous sensation, but
    for it to work
    correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her
    asshole tightens up.

    The Dirty Sanchez - A time honoured event in which
    while laying the bone
    doggie style, you insert your finger into said woman's
    asshole, pull it
    out, and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin,
    shiat moustache.
    This makes her look like someone whose name could be
    Dirty Sanchez. A
    very popular European variation of this manoeuvre
    called "The Hitler"
    involves a simple shiat smudge under her nose,
    replicating the look of
    Hitler's moustache.

    Felching - It occurs after you have been sticking your
    babe in the can,
    you bust your nut in there, back up and then pucker
    your lips up to her
    rim and suck out your ranch dressing. (This is also
    the first step of a
    very advanced manoeuvre called the Halmstad Hook).

    The Finger Puppet - When you're fingering a girls
    asshole you push the
    membrane which separates the anus from the vagina out
    of the vagina thus
    creating a vaginal finger puppet. Play at will.

    The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in
    her ass, thereupon
    she turns around in a one- eyed winking motion to see
    what the hell you
    are doing. At that point, you have received a "Fish
    Eye." ALT: When
    you're farking a girl doggy style and out of the blue
    you stick it in her
    ass, the look she gives you when she turns around is
    the fish eye.

    Fishhook - A variation of "The Shocker" (an uninvited
    digit placed in the
    girl's anus ) in which, with the finger still up
    there, you "hook" back in
    the direction the pussy. No real purpose here other
    than to think to
    yourself while doing it, "ahhh yes the
    Fishhook......". Another variation
    called the "New Jersey Meathook" involves sticking
    your uninvited digit in
    the girl's anus while farking her from behind. You
    finger is then turned
    upward toward her back and you pull her entire body
    toward you over and
    over while she is sliding on your cock.

    The Flying Camel - As she is lying on her back and you
    are hammering her
    from your knees, you carefully balance yourself
    without using your arms to
    prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms
    and let out a long,
    shrieking howl, much like you would imagine a flying
    camel to sound like.
    Strictly a class move.

    The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and
    having her eat your
    ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure
    as possible before
    releasing. Then spew like a venerable geyser all over
    her face, neck and
    tits. (Better in her bed). This is also a variation of
    the first stage
    of a Cleveland Steamer to be described later.

    Fumilingus [v, n] When a man (or woman) performs
    cunnilingus on a woman
    and she farts directly in his face.

    Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop
    who has a mane
    between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, you
    don't mind though,
    that is until a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your
    throat and causes you
    to beat the piss out of her.

    Game of Smiles [n] This games involves men sitting
    around a circular table
    and a woman giving random blowjobs underneath the
    table. Anyone who
    "smiles" has to buy a round of beer for the rest.

    Going to the Bullpen [v] The act of fingering the anus
    prior to having
    anal sex. It kind of "paves the way".

    Goobin [n] One of the many wives had by an old-style
    Mormon who is not the
    main wife. The setup usually involves having your one
    "main" wife and the
    rest of your other wives who are strictly used for
    procreation. Hence
    "Goobin" - a bin for his goo. Used in a sentence:
    "Mary's one of John's
    goobins".

    The Halmstad Hook - As mentioned above in Felching.
    This is a unique
    sequence of events named after a town in Sweden, where
    this apparently
    happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk in
    her rear, the sauce
    is sucked out of the anus by the male. Once the sauce
    has transferred
    from her bowls to your mouth--the product that has
    been created is now
    known as "Swedish Cheese." The move is completed when
    the "Swedish Cheese"
    is transferred to the ladies mouth via a deep tongue
    kiss. You can cap
    this off with a swift stinging slap of her ass to show
    her how much you
    care and appreciate all her hard work.

    Head-Rail Hip Thrust - While you're laying on the bed
    getting head from a
    girl you grab the bed posts with your hands and just
    start banging the
    hell out of the girl's mouth.

    The Houdini - You are screwing a girl doggie-style
    when you pull out, spit
    on her back, faking your orgasm. When she turns around
    and looks at you
    lovingly, you blow your load in her face.

    A Hot Carl - A simple manoeuvre where you withdraw
    your shaft from the
    bowels of her anus and place it directly into her
    mouth for a cleaning.
    Apparently some guy named Carl first tried this.

    Hot Lunch - When you physically shiat in the girls
    mouth. A popular variant
    is the vegetarian hot lunch, in which you place saran
    wrap over girls
    mouth and then shiat, so she can have the texture of
    shiat in her mouth
    without coming into contact with any meat products.
    She then becomes the
    "Lunch Lady."

    The Ice Pick - In advanced foreplay, while the man is
    playing with a
    woman's warm vagina, he proceeds to get it as loose as
    possible, and
    unexpectedly shoves an ice cube deep into the woman.
    The woman must then
    squirm and scream until the cube melts. This is great
    when sleeping with
    an ex and wanting revenge.

    Jim Henson [v] When you fist someone and physically
    lift them off the
    ground. (a.k.a. The Muppet, Ass Puppet, Meat Puppet)
    Kennebunkport Surprise [n] The act of covertly filling
    your cheeks with
    chunky-style New England Chowder, and screaming in
    disgust as you hurl it
    between your partners legs while giving oral sex.

    Leave-in Conditioner [n] Dollops of semen
    strategically left in a woman's
    hairdo at a public gathering following fellatio. A
    good lesson for those
    who refuse to swallow the evidence Matching Drapes [n]
    Reference to
    whether or not a woman's pubic hair colour matches the
    hair on her head.
    Used in a sentence: "Wow what a hot looking redhead,
    but I wonder do the
    curtains match the drapes?".

    Mung 1[n, v] Two people dig up the corpse of the
    recently deceased. One
    undresses the mungee and places his mouth over the
    sexual area. The other
    backs up and does a running jump onto the corpses
    chest. The second
    person has to eat everything that enters his mouth.
    Insult, seen here in
    context: "I'm going to mung your grandmother!"

    Mung 2 [n, v] What runs out the twat of a very
    pregnant girl who has been
    beaten on the swollen belly.
    New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk
    that when you go down,
    you boot on her box. All the fixin's. (a.k.a. The wet
    Betsy)

    Paying the Rent [n] A position in which the woman is
    folded in half, knees
    above shoulders, while the man holds the back of her
    calves and bangs her
    ferociously. AKA The Hucklebuck

    Pearl Necklace - Whenever you cum on the neck area of
    a girl - it takes on
    the look of beautiful jewellery.

    Pet Shop - Inserting a small rodent such as a mouse or
    hamster in the anal
    cavity or if a woman is very stretched, in the vagina
    and left to roam
    around. The name comes from an English pop group

    Pencil Sharpener [n] - A chick who gives a rough and
    toothy blowjob that
    scrapes your willy up something awful.

    The Phantom - see The Houdini

    Pink Glove - This frequently happens during a marathon
    session (maybe a
    second round) when a girl is simply not wet enough.
    When you give up and
    attempt to pull out to give her money or whatever, the
    inside of her twat
    sticks to your hog like the inside of a leather glove.
    Thus, the pink
    glove.

    Pole Vault - Originated by ancient Romans. When the
    female has sucked
    your pole to the point of ejaculation she swiftly
    inserts the index finger
    of her right hand into your anus. This surprise causes
    a subtle popping
    out of the eyes, a natural arch to the lower back and
    extra propulsion
    necessary to clear the high bar. Bruce Jenner added
    this to his warm-up
    routine after losing to Sergie Bubka in the 1979
    Olympics

    Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving
    you oral sex and you
    pull your penis back slightly before poking it back
    into the inside of her
    cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to
    that of a purple
    mushroom.

    The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when
    you start ramming her
    head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force
    of the wall should
    allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those
    lulls in penile
    sensitivity.

    Reacharound [n] The process by which one person is
    tossing a guy's salad,
    and then reaches around and gives them a hand job.
    (a.k.a. Trombone)

    Reading the Defence [n] The concept of a guy making a
    split second
    decision when in a situation to score with some chick
    when out without his
    girlfriend/wife. "Reading the Defence" refers to
    making all of the proper
    "game time adjustments" not to get caught cheating
    later on at some point.
    Having Beer Goggles makes it very hard to Read the
    Defence.

    Redwings: (n.) One who has eaten a ragging chick out,
    has received his
    redwings.

    The Rusty Trombone, that's when a girl is tossing your
    salad and at the
    same time giving you a hand job, see Tossing Salad
    The Rodeo - Its close to the Bronco. You're in college
    and you go out on a
    date with your girlfriend, you come back to have sex
    in your room. Four of
    your buddies are in the closet. As soon as you get on
    top of her, your
    buddies come out of the closet yelling RODEO! at the
    top of their lungs.
    You try to stay on her for a full 8 seconds.

    San Diego Surprise [n] The act of bringing a girl home
    and while farking
    her, having a friend in waiting enter the room naked
    in hopes of a
    consensual threesome. Named by Navy guys stationed in
    San Diego.
    Rumoured to work about one third of the time.

    Soggy Biscuit - A group of guys, chicks, or both jerk
    off while standing
    in a circle. When they blow their load, they have to
    spew on the biscuit.
    The last person to cum has to eat the biscuit.
    (a.k.a. The Ookie Cookie but a cookie is used.)

    The Southern Trespass [n, v] The Southern Trespass
    most frequently occurs
    when an over zealous (drunk) man is involved in
    intercourse with his lady
    friend. Through lack of concentration, lack of
    coordination, or simply
    because he wants to do it, the man quickly switches
    from the woman's
    vagina to the corn hole, without missing a beat. If
    executed properly,
    this act catches the female by complete surprise,
    stunning her like a
    cattle prod to the ass in a rain storm. No matter how
    long the man reaps
    the benefits of his efforts, he can now be content
    with the fact that he
    has committed the coveted Southern Trespass.

    The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls
    asleep and then jerking
    off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone
    else.

    The Thread - This can only be done by ridiculously
    muscular individuals.
    Basically, this manoeuvre is "rotational sex", as
    opposed to the standard
    "thrust sex": instead of banging' your
    lady-friend-for-the-evening in an
    in and out style, hold her above the washing machine
    (or bed or floor or
    the surface of your choosing) and rotate her mid-air.
    Rumoured to drive
    ladies mad (a.k.a. Threading the Shaft, Louisiana
    Spinner, Korean Whirl):

    Throwing A Pickle Down A Hallway [v] - When you've
    just laid the pipe to
    some chick (usually fat) who has a big loose box. Used
    in a sentence: I
    may as well have just thrown a pickle down the hallway
    instead of farking
    Fat Fanny's loose gash.

    Tossing Salad [n] Licking another's anus. Done in
    prison as payment for
    drugs. Variation:

    Tumbleweed - man receives oral sex from woman whilst
    driving late '70s
    model pickup truck (with gun rack for maximum
    enjoyment) at anything over
    20mph. upon achieving orgasm, man reaches over, opens
    door, and ejects
    woman with a brisk shoving motion.

    Tuna Melt - Lights out, you're down on a chick lapping
    away at an
    unusually juicy slab when you discover that it just
    happens to be the time
    of the month. A man of honor, by no means do you stop.
    When the whale
    spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers
    your face. (this
    only work with chicks who REALLY cum hard).

    Tupperware Party [n] When three guys are
    triple-teaming a chick ... one
    with his penis in her mouth, another in her vagina,
    and the third in her
    anus. So named because she is sealed air-tight.

    Twinkler [n, v] When you are 69-ing and she gags on
    your member and you
    can see her bung-hole pucker up.

    Times Square Shuttle [n] You have two girls with you
    and they are in the
    69 position with each other. You then alternately fark
    each of them while
    they chow each other. You go from the missionary
    position on one and run
    to the other side and work in doggie style on the
    other one. Repeat as
    many times as necessary / possible. (a.k.a. Burning
    the Candle at Both
    Ends, Playing Ping Pong, The Gunga Din)

    Two Pups In The Tub - While in the middle of ass
    farking a girl, you take
    your left nut and stuff it in her ass along with your
    cock and then stuff
    your right nut in along with your cock.

    The Spalding - After a chick has passed out, proceed
    to jerk off onto her
    eyelids. When she wakes up it has crusted and she
    can't open her eyes.

    Valsalva [n] The act of pinching shut (with thumb and
    forefinger) a
    woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective
    when employed just
    prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and
    ensuing swallow that
    the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A
    great first date ploy,
    as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement
    will be ahead.

    The Wounded Dragon - You start by having your woman
    suck on your cock till
    you release into her mouth, before she can spit it out
    you punch her in
    her stomach which will force your load to come out of
    her nose.


    Live Fast & Die Young, It's Better To Burn Out Than Fade Away.

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    Those aren't drinks....
    Over it ... moveing right along

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    the 1st one is
    Lead me not into temptation... for i can find it myself

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    Thumbs up

    see beaniebebe knows the deal...


    Live Fast & Die Young, It's Better To Burn Out Than Fade Away.

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    Originally posted by linabina
    the 1st one is
    wow... bina is getting polluted with dirty thoughts.
    bring it back a notch...

    Quote Originally Posted by ghhhhhost View Post

    glow..the whole room was lookin for u all night..eheh...it was hella funny..especially with qouth pretendin to b joeg.. i was pissin on myself
    the ill niggah


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    Originally posted by atomicapples
    wow... bina is getting polluted with dirty thoughts.
    Lead me not into temptation... for i can find it myself

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