Cute

[luvle02]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a
quart of
2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine
lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier.
He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
looked
at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about
her
selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct.
But
how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

[pleasureguest]

Originally posted by luvle02
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a
quart of
2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine
lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier.
He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
looked
at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about
her
selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct.
But
how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

heheheheh thanks sooo much for that laugh.....

[luvle02]

It made me crack up too.

[howardstone]

[housedog]

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