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  1. 02-14-06, 12:36 PM #1
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    classic Eddie Murphy..



    Axel Foley: Hey man! Take off your glasses. I thought that was you man! I almost got busted, I did get busted. I lost my whole investment because of you man. Vinnie what the hell is wrong with you man? You know I'm a businessman I've got to work!
    Vinnie: What?
    Axel Foley: First you come aside a half hour late and top of that you bring a goddamn cop with you too?
    Vinnie: What you talking cop? He ain't no cop!
    Axel Foley: That's Dirty Harry himself! Now what the fuck are you doing bringing him here?
    Carlotta: You calling me a cop?
    Axel Foley: You definitely a cop!
    Vinnie: He ain't no cop, he's my cousin!
    Carlotta: What the fuck are you doing?
    Axel Foley: Frisking you for a wire man! How do I know if you're a cop if I'm not frisking you for a wire?
    Vinnie: Look, look. I've got 2000 blank American Express cards. Right now, go. You got the money, you want to do business or what?
    Axel Foley: I got the money and I do want to do business but with you. I ain't doing nothing in front of this dude 'cause he's a cop. I can smell a pig from a mile away - I used to be a Muslim man - I know that's pork,
    [makes sniffing noises]
    Axel Foley: that's pork, yes that's definitely pork in front of me. You want to business, you know where to find me. FUCK YOU MAN! I'll walk by.
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  2. 02-14-06, 12:52 PM #2
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    man he used to b so funny ..and then...doolittle
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    BTW, i might not know what's "cool" but Paul Van Dyk surely did when he gave me his watch the 2nd time he came to America (in '93)
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  3. 02-14-06, 02:38 PM #3
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    i used 2 be one of his biggest fans . now i wouldnt pay $1 to see one of his movies
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  5. 02-14-06, 03:01 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by koky
    i used 2 be one of his biggest fans . now i wouldnt pay $1 to see one of his movies
    say whaaaaaa???

    where's tha love ?
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  6. 02-14-06, 05:30 PM #6
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    ...i think jim carey is following a similar path....and possibly adam sandler...homoginizing their talents/work....


    ...lonely roads ahead...just a matter of time....
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatman
    ...i think jim carey is following a similar path....and possibly adam sandler...homoginizing their talents/work....
    spanglish was good.
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  8. 02-14-06, 07:44 PM #8
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    ...so was 50 first dates, BUT he's definitely strayed from his original material....


    ...lonely roads ahead...just a matter of time....
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  9. 02-15-06, 12:57 AM #9
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    all comedians are funny when they are offensive (which is what they used to be).... then the public starts to listen... "he said WHAT?!?!".... then alll we get is shitty films..... thats bullshit!!
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  10. 02-15-06, 05:06 AM #10
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    eternal sunshine of the spotless mind was an ill movie though..
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