Ethiopian Jokes

[rudeboyyouth]

What do you call an 8 oz. Ethiopian?

Lucky


When you look at a barcode on any product, what are you actually seeing?

A Bunch of Ethiopians standing in line for dinner.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub?

As many as you want; they keep slipping down the drain.

What's dark and has cobwebs?

An Ethiopian's asshole.

[boywonder77]

Do you know what you call an ethiopian chick with a yeast infection?


A quarter pounder with cheese.

[boywonder77]

Do you know how to kill a hundered flies at once?

Smash an ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

[phandangle]

How many Ethiopians fit in a phone booth?
All of them

How do you get them out?
Throw in a bar of soap

What’s black and runs through the desert at 100mph?
An Ethiopian with a McDonalds voucher

How do you kill a million flies at once?
Hit an Ethiopian with a shovel

What’s the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian woman?
You know she’ll swallow!

What does an Ethiopian do with a bag of rice?
Open a restaurant

When you look at a barcode on any product, what are you actually seeing?
A Bunch of Ethiopians standing in line for dinner.