How sleazy are you?

[tinybutterfli]

I'm sure Vicman & Kuro already saw this on EZdreamer but I thought I'd post it over here. If you are bored go ahead and take this quiz. I scored a 62. I'm looking for any takers that will help me up my score


HOW SLEAZY ARE YOU?
add up points for yes answers only!

(1) Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?
1 point

(2) Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
2 points

(3) Ever tried alcohol?
1 point

(4) Ever been drunk?
2 points

(5) Ever play drinking games?
2 points

(6) Ever fall down because you drank too much?
3 points

(7) Ever drink enogh to throw up?
4 points
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person
1 point

(8) Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?
5 points

(9) Ever been forceably removed from a bar?
8 points

(10) Ever participated in/finishd a pub brawl?
5 points

(11) Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week?
3 points
bonus: 1 point for each additionnal day (max 7 points)

(12) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?
4 points

(13) Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms?
4 points for each one tried

(14) Do you do drugs regularly?
4 points
bonus: at least 4 times a week
4 points

(15) Ever bought soft drugs?
4 points

(16) Ever sell drugs?
8 points

(17) Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit?
12 points

(18) Ever used barbituates?
8 points


(19) Ever used hallucinogens?
8 points

(20) Ever used narcotics?
10 points

(21) Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?
8 points

(22) Ever been on a date?
2 points

(23) Ever been felt up, groped?
2 points
bonus: to orgasm
2 points

(24) Ever had sexual intercourse?
6 points

(25) Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex?
5 points

(26) Ever paid for sex?
8 points

(27) Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?
4 points

(28) Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed?
8 points

(29) Ever engage in oral sex?
4 points
bonus: to orgasm
2 points

(30) Ever engage in anal sex?
6 points
bonus: to orgasm
2 points

(31) Ever engage in th 69 position?
4 points

(32) Ever contract an STD?
12 points

(33) Ever had sex without a contraceptive?
4 points

(34) Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion?
12 points

(35) Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?
4 points

(36) Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
9 points

(37) Ever had sex in a public place?
6 points

(38) Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act?
4 points

(39) Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same
sex?
10 points

(40) Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification?
8 points

(41) Ever used sex toys?
6 points

(42) Ever pass out during sex?
5 points

(43) Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity?
4 points

(44) Ever masturbated while talking on the phone?
3 points

(45) Ever bought something in a sex shop?
3 points

(46) Ever licked or have someone lick:
an eyeball-1 point
toes---2 points
ears---1 point

(47) Ever have sex with a relative?
5 points

(48) Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot?
6 points

(49) Does necrophelia pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on?
20 points

(50) Ever been arrested?
8 points
bonus: If convicted
7 points

SCORING:
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day
pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell.

[raver_mania]

86! Damn, guess I'm just a normal joe!

[MadamMillie]

you only scored a 67??? uh oh...i scored a 105, and i consider myself a lot more innocent than some others on this board...

[malanee]

I'm going straight to hell. But that's where all the fun people are anyway!

[tinybutterfli]

Originally posted by MadamMillie
you only scored a 67??? uh oh...i scored a 105, and i consider myself a lot more innocent than some others on this board...

well a lot of those drug questions were Nos for me since I've only ever tried one drug in my life... but damn did I score high on those drinking ones *lol* And I was once removed from a bar. But I don't remember it.... I was carried out apparently by a bouncer... oy! hahahaha

[MadamMillie]

Originally posted by malanee
I'm going straight to hell. But that's where all the fun people are anyway!

i'll miss u

[lobster1981]

Originally posted by tinybutterfli
I'm sure Vicman & Kuro already saw this on EZdreamer but I thought I'd post it over here. If you are bored go ahead and take this quiz. I scored a 62. I'm looking for any takers that will help me up my score

62 its not bad compare to my 122 I guess i'm a sleazy one

[malanee]

Originally posted by MadamMillie




i'll miss u

Don't worry Mils, with my score I'm pretty sure I can get you a VIP pass to hell!

[therunner]

161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day
pass?


How can anyone judge this kind of thing. I hate taking tests like these. I feel so dirty now.

172!!

[therunner]

Originally posted by malanee
I'm going straight to hell. But that's where all the fun people are anyway!

Was it the Necrophilia/beastiality question that threw you over the edge?

[vicman]

61...i guess i'm pretty normal...i can just imagine tinybutterfli in a pub brawl

[crank47]

200+, straight to hell!

Knew it would happen, so it doesn't keep me up at night.

[malanee]

Originally posted by crank47
200+, straight to hell!

Knew it would happen, so it doesn't keep me up at night.

At least I'm in good company! Or is that bad company?

[pgiddy]

Originally posted by vicman
61...i guess i'm pretty normal...i can just imagine tinybutterfli in a pub brawl

Wtf a 61, I bet a Priest would score higher then that. I'm right around 200,I lost track well after 170, I need a calculator.....

[therunner]

Originally posted by malanee


At least I'm in good company! Or is that bad company?

Now we know who the sex-crazed, homo/bi-sexual, dead-animal- cousin-loving, drug dealing criminals are.