Bored Out of My Mind

[shlongus]

I am sitting here in a 12000 Square foot gym with absolutly nothing to do. Dad is on vication this week so i have to open the gym at noon everyday except tommorow, i have to be their at 9:3o to teach one class for an hour and sit here answering the dam phones until 4. I guess i could work out and lift some weights but i am too lazy so i'll just sit here drinking Pepsi and eating Doritoes and post useless shit on CP.
This dumbass just calls and is like hey "do you guys have boxing", i am like no this is a gymnastics gym, ok how about "rock climbing wall"? i am like sir, this is a gymnastics gym we dont have that either, he is like well how about.......and as he was about to ask another random and pointless question i stopped hiom and said sir for the love of g-d we only have gymnastics equipment and thats it and then i hung up...........their are some stupid ass people in life.......wow

[nautilus60]

dad is on vacation? can we throw a rave in there?

[shlongus]

WE COULD HAVE A PHAT RAVE HERE, JUST TELL ME THE DAY.....

[lobster1981]

Originally posted by shlongus
I am sitting here in a 12000 Square foot gym with absolutly nothing to do. Dad is on vication this week so i have to open the gym at noon everyday except tommorow, i have to be their at 9:3o to teach one class for an hour and sit here answering the dam phones until 4. I guess i could work out and lift some weights but i am too lazy so i'll just sit here drinking Pepsi and eating Doritoes and post useless shit on CP.
This dumbass just calls and is like hey "do you guys have boxing", i am like no this is a gymnastics gym, ok how about "rock climbing wall"? i am like sir, this is a gymnastics gym we dont have that either, he is like well how about.......and as he was about to ask another random and pointless question i stopped hiom and said sir for the love of g-d we only have gymnastics equipment and thats it and then i hung up...........their are some stupid ass people in life.......wow

Thank you so much for wasting my time with your useless shit.

[shlongus]

YOU ARE A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT....

[vicman]

the 3 of you are useless

[lobster1981]

Originally posted by vicman
the 3 of you are useless

What can we do..........

[shlongus]

WE DO WHAT WE CAN..........

[vicman]

doritos and pepsi sounds like a perfectly balanced meal.....i might need to run downstairs to the corner vendor and get some...cool ranch or nacho cheese, thats the question.....

[shlongus]

definitly cool ranch thats not even a contest!!!

[lobster1981]

Originally posted by vicman
doritos and pepsi sounds like a perfectly balanced meal.....i might need to run downstairs to the corner vendor and get some...cool ranch or nacho cheese, thats the question.....

I'll have cool ranch doritos and pepsi

[vicman]

ooo..'twas a tuf choice, but i got the cool ranchier..with extra cool ranch stuff...since i got nach cheesier last time i got doritos it was cool ranchiers turn

[cookiegirl]

Originally posted by shlongus
definitly cool ranch thats not even a contest!!!

A more truthful statement was never spoken. . .

[spinsaikel]

shlongus, you should invest in a machine that pours out nothing but ranch out of a hose. wouldnt that be grand. nx time, just buy a bag of reg. ranch chips and just fill that pupp up to the top with your ranch hose.

[candeo]

Schlong, you sound a little tense. You should really consider hitting those weights and burn off some of that stress. It's way more rewarding than berating Lobster.

And then hold a rave for us.


PS - Hell yeah, Ninja Turtle Pie commercials! I remember those! man, those were awesome. Great tagline too.

Anybody ever seen Apple Ugly cakes? They sell em in the south. Their tagline is

"Apple Uglys - Ho Made, Just Like Moms"
bitch! how'd they know my moms was ho made?