I hate people that can't make coffee!

[shadygroovedc]

So we used to have an automatic coffee maker in the office, the kind where you push a button and the coffee automatically brews itself.

We got rid of that and put in regular brew pots so we could get Starbucks coffee grinds. Unfortunately, everyone here but me seems to be a fucking idiot when it comes to brewing coffee. It always comes out waaaaaaay too strong!

Anyhow, I just brewed the perfect pot. But of course, I'll get to enjoy only one cup out of it because all the fuckheads will drink it all and then not brew another. Not that I want them to brew another pot, cause they all suck at it. Fuckers. All of them. I must kill them all, shit down their spouse's throats, and eat their children...

[hotcheme]

i've got a solution for you....

cut back on the caffeine

we have one of those automatic coffe pots and i love it. of course i fall into the category off ppl who can't make coffee...

[lobster1981]

Originally posted by hotcheme
i've got a solution for you....

cut back on the caffeine

we have one of those automatic coffe pots and i love it. of course i fall into the category off ppl who can't make coffee...

Every morning i have a cup of 7/11 coffe

I can't make coffe for shit.

[shadygroovedc]

Both of you non-coffee makers are banned from making coffee in my office.

[hotcheme]

Originally posted by shadygroovedc
Both of you non-coffee makers are banned from making coffee in my office.

i can deal with that. if you want me to make you some tea i could probably handle that.

[tinybutterfli]

I rarely drink coffee... it might stunt my growth

[shadygroovedc]

Originally posted by tinybutterfli
I rarely drink coffee... it might stunt my growth

Good call. You wouldn't want to hurt your WNBA chances.

[lobster1981]

Originally posted by shadygroovedc


Good call. You wouldn't want to hurt your WNBA chances.

[tinybutterfli]

Originally posted by shadygroovedc


Good call. You wouldn't want to hurt your WNBA chances.

Well if that doesn't work out, I can always be a member of the Harlem Globetrotters

[shadygroovedc]

Originally posted by tinybutterfli


Well if that doesn't work out, I can always be a member of the Harlem Globetrotters

As what, the ball?

[tinybutterfli]

Originally posted by shadygroovedc


As what, the ball?

Did you just call me fat?

[vicman]

y'all shoiuld learn from me...i dont drink coffee...cafeeine is bad for you

[shadygroovedc]

Originally posted by tinybutterfli


Did you just call me fat?

No, I called you covered in leather and bouncey.

[tinybutterfli]

Originally posted by shadygroovedc


No, I called you covered in leather and bouncey.

well then that's okay

[spinsaikel]

Originally posted by tinybutterfli


well then that's okay

gina, would you like to be my tether (sp?) ball?