Some quotes

[raver_mania]

>
> 1) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake
> whole relationships."
> (Sharon
> Stone)
>
> 2) Clinton lied. A man may forget where he parks or where
> he lives but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad
> it is." (Barbara Bush Former US First
> Lady)
>
> 3) "Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out
> a man's genitals through his wallet." (Robin Williams)
>
> 4) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
>
> (Billy Crystal)
>
> 5) "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman
> I don't like and just give her a house." (Rod
> Stewart)
>
> 6) "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an
> airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're eager to meet
> people who do."
> (Henry
> Kissinger)
>
> 7) "My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what
> she's reading." (Steve Jobs)-(Founder: Apple Computer)
>
> 8) "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee,
> the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." (Dan Rather)
>
> 9) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said,
> "Thyroid problem?" (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
>
> 10) Hockey is a sport for white men, Basketball is a sport for
> black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black
> pimps."
> (Tiger Woods)
>
> 11) "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
> of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
>
> (Roseanne)
>
> 12) According to a new survey, women say they feel more
> comfortable undressing in front of men than they do
> undressing in front of other women. They say that women
> are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful.
>
> (Robert De Niro)
>
> 13) AND THE NUMBER ONE QUOTE IS:
>
> "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
> enough
> blood to run one at a time." (Robin Williams)