Damn cops...

[raver_mania]

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes.

When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a
break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I called him a piece of horse s**t.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first.

Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care.... My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day.

It's important.

[vicman]

so thats where zag's got all his parking tickets from.

[sauvee88]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

[zaguero]

hahahhahhaahaahhahahaha is this true, or are you just playing?

[raver_mania]

Originally posted by jroo
hahahhahhaahaahhahahaha is this true, or are you just playing?

[vicman]

Originally posted by jroo
hahahhahhaahaahhahahaha is this true, or are you just playing?

ask zag..he's the one with the 10 parking tickets.

[cookiegirl]

Originally posted by raver_mania

Faker! I've seen this joke before. .

[raver_mania]

Originally posted by cookiegirl
Faker! I've seen this joke before. .

I never said anything accepting nor denying....

[mysteriousss]

LOL.. That's a good one Now go do it!!! (just not to me)

reminds me of the joke from good will hunting, just is better coming from the first person.