Pay Your Bills!!!

[raver_mania]

> Michael the Dragon Slayer was an official in King
> Arthur's court. He had a long standing obsession to
> nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but
> he knew the penalty for this would be death.
>
> One day he revealed his secret desire to his
> colleague, Haratio the Physician, who was the King's
> chief doctor. Haratio exclaimed that he could arrange
> for Michael the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire,
> but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.
> Without a pause, Michael the Dragon Slayer readily
> agreed to have Haratio the Physician arrange it and
> that he would gladly pay the 1,000 gold coins for the
> chance to satisfy his desires for the Queen.
>
> The next day, Haratio made a batch of itching powder
> and poured a little bit into the Queen's massive
> brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after she
> dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon
> being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this
> incident, Haratio the Physician informed the King and
> Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four
> hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests
> had shown that only the saliva of Michael the Dragon
> Slayer had present the antidote to cure the itch.
> King Arthur quickly summoned Michael. Haratio
> thehysician then slipped Michael the Dragon Slayer
> the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly
> put into his mouth, and for the next four hours,
> worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
> magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was
> eventually relieved, and Michael the Dragon Slayer
> left satisfied and as a hero.
>
> Upon returning to his chamber, Michael the Dragon
> Slayer found Haratio the Physician demanding his
> payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now
> satisfied, Michael the Dragon Slayer could have cared
> less, and -- knowing that Haratio the Physician could
> never report this matter to the King -- shooed him
> away with no payment made.
> The next day, Haratio the Physician slipped a massive
> dose of the same itching powder into King Arthur's
> underwear. King Arthur quickly summoned Michael the
> Dragon Slayer...
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY:
> Pay your bills.

[cookiegirl]

did you get this joke from insomniac77?

[merkie]

[raver_mania]

Originally posted by cookiegirl
did you get this joke from insomniac77?

Lol...

[lobster1981]

[mysteriousss]

Hahaha.. That's a good one