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05-07-03, 01:48 PM
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05-07-03, 01:56 PM
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 The Bomb Is The Ultimate Energy Experience ..wrapped in a capsule. Imagine taking a capsule that is Strong, Smooth, Confident, Euphoric and 100% Organic, Safe and Caffeine-Free .you have just experienced The Bomb. The Bottom Line Is: When you take The Bomb Energy, you will love it – 100% Money Back Guaranteed: Dance All Night Be a Rockstar Excel In Everything You Do Be the Life of the Party Enhance Sexual Pleasure Cure Your Hangover Slam Through Your Work Day Seriously Find Your Groove Motivate for Anything .. The Bomb’s athletic, focused and euphoric energy is not just surprising . It is a 100% Money Back Guaranteed Experience. You simply can not put other energy products on the same level as The Bomb. The Bomb is to other energy products as: Dance music is to Country music Champagne is to Sparkling Wine Rolls Royce is to Yugo Rolex is to Swatch Experiential is to Boring Etc etc etc We didn’t give The Bomb its name – our customers did. Please take a look at what they have to say .  |
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05-07-03, 01:57 PM
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wow, I can't believe it promises it all that. There's a lawsuit waiting to happen  |
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05-07-03, 02:01 PM
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Oh man, the customer testimonials are even more hilarious.  Testimonials: We hear from enthusiastic Bomb lovers all of the time. Here are some of our favorites…Enjoy: The Bomb rocks....... when I go out for a big night out, I always stash a 4-pack! Andy Pickering, Editor, Remix Magazine, Australia/New Zealand I've taken The Bomb before important meetings with clients, as well as pre-production meetings with directors, and I felt fantastic! I was able to run those meetings with energy, confidence and stamina! During long shoot days, The Bomb helped me stay focused and attentive. Most importantly, The Bomb keeps me dancing all night long when I go to clubs, which helps release all of the stress from my job! Rita Ribera, Producer, California Since I switched to Sanka, things just haven't been the same in my life. Days slither by like so many listless tentacles. That is, until I found The Bomb. Now I burn with the white hot passion of a thousand suns. Let the world cower at my might! I hold the phone in my hand like a Samurai warlord, waiting, extolling the sweet taste of death from my trembling marks. I will swallow these pills and you shall become my patsy. Paul Nute, Vice President, Tidal Interactive, Search Engine Optimization Specialists, NY I don't play (dj) without it! The Bomb keeps me awake all night long, helping me to be alert and happy in the night - it's clean thinking and effective, and pretty much invaluable to me in this profession. It's The Bomb! Phillipa, House DJ, Auckland, NZ Having been unable to maintain an erection throughout a full length feature film since high school, The Bomb has allowed my girlfriend and I to bask in warm nostalgia of a time we thought can live only in our memory… Mark LaChance, Director, Internet Marketing, East Village, New York City Throughout my life I have tried many forms of energy products; from caffeine to taurine to siberian ginseng....if it claimed it would enhance my energy, I would try it. To this day, I have never found anything as powerful and effective as The Bomb. I love taking The Bomb whenever I snowboard, wake board, dance or just want to feel alive. Bottom line, The Bomb kicks some serious ass. Justin Champion, Director, Synergy6.com, NY, NY It is a tragic thing to be an advertising executive in any era other than the ‘80s. Gone are the days of hedonism, large shoulder pads, $20,000 lunch bills and kilos of cocaine at every function. Instead, in these recessive times, we are asked to work 60 hour weeks for monthly recompense of 3 lentils and a glass of water. I don't know how I could have coped with the hours and the clients if it wasn't for The Bomb. Often, when I have slipped the pill in the client’s drink, I have a moment of panic, thinking "what if they have a negative side effect?”. Of course they never do. Instead, they are suddenly capable of doing their own jobs competently! This in turn, makes my job far, far easier!!! Thank you!!!!!!!!! Ainsley Maree, Advertising Executive & Funky Goddess, Auckland, NZ The Bomb is perfectly suited to people who are leading exciting lives and who are unwilling to sacrifice their work, exercise, or social schedule to exhaustion. Whether I had a late night or a long day, if I take a Bomb, I feel like myself and have the energy to balance the demands of my high-paying job, hot love life, grueling exercise regimen and nonstop social calendar. Karen Bevill, Lawyer, NYC Working in an industry that is renowned for its dodgy deals and drug taking, I feel so privileged that I had friends nice enough to introduce me to The Bomb. If they hadn't who knows where I would be today.... This way I am more onto it than my workmates 'cos I go to gigs and actually remember what happened the next day! (And I don’t take strangers home...) Dot Power, The Record Company Promotions Chick, New Zealand I am an extremely busy real estate executive and I need all the energy I can get. I've tried just about everything out there; juices, potions, lotions, tonics, pharmaceuticals, etc. And then I came across the Bomb! I turned to The Bomb over a decade ago and haven't looked back. It is a perfect blend of oomph and power. I don't leave home without it! I keep a 4 pack in my car and a couple in my top desk drawer at work. Nothing compares to The Bomb! Jason Sisilli, Real Estate Executive, San Francisco, CA I saw god. Tripp Bassett, Graphic Designer, Brooklyn, NY I find that after I take The Bomb in the mornings, my time at the office flies by much faster. My level of alertness is much higher, and I do not find myself tiring or losing focus as frequently. Also, my energy level is heightened and this makes any physical activities during the day more bearable and often very enjoyable. Dylan Pfeifer, Marketing & PR, NYC The Bomb - it's a spiritual thing, a body thing, a soul thing. Where else do you think the funk sisters got their funk from? Amy Martin, Credit Union Communications & Brand Consultant, Melbourne, Australia I find my zone and practically float down the mountain. There is nothing like snowboarding on The Bomb. Earl Romero, English Teacher, Tokyo, Japan Anyone who thinks The Bomb is lame……………they are lame. Matthew & Melissa, Directors, The Bomb, NY, LA, NZ |
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05-07-03, 02:18 PM
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05-07-03, 02:22 PM
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The guys name is tripp? How fucking reliable is a guy named "tripp" when it comes to asking about the potency of a drug?
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05-07-03, 02:23 PM
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05-07-03, 02:32 PM
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Where can I obtain this "bomb?" Plurring in my pants just isn't enough these days.
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