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That was a good one. ![]() However, my most crackheaded moment happened early on, after the first time I had . I was in my dorm room on Sunday afternoon, recovering, when I had to leave for something. I went to the door, looked at it and reached for the doorknob. And kept reaching. It wasn't there! What was wrong!?! ![]() I was looking for the doorknob on the wrong side of the door. |
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So many crackhead moments, so little time! I'm going to relay two moments. The first: One time I ended a long night of partying with 2 Ambien (sleeping pills). Last I remembered, I was at home in bed. Next thing I know - I'm locked out on my neighbors back porch with nothing but my cell phone. I then proceeded to make incoherent phone calls to everyone I knew to come rescue me. Crank was the lucky winner. Unfortunately, I forgot to call the other people I had called and inform them I had been rescued. Madame Millie showed up about 1/2 later wondering where in the heck I was! The second time was Danny Howell's at Vinyl Labor Day a few years ago. Lets just say it was a loooong night, with lots of chemical detours. At any rate, after one rather unfortunate detour, I came to hugging the arm of the ugliest guy in the room and possibly all of NYC. Think gold chain wearing, hairy Guido with no shirt on, a beer belly and completely buckled teeth! The best part? I came to with all my friends laughing at me! Sauvee, A1Wave, etc. *sigh* In my defense, the guy did have nice biceps!
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Getting kicked out buzz the night of Danny Howells last summer. Being the complete crackhead I was I got bored just sitting around so I went for a walk and found some herion addict sitting on a park bench who just so happened to be just as a fucked as I was so we started to chat. After a long ass while we walked up to the 7-11 where he bought me a cup of coffee. Walked back to the park bench in front of the best western and lo-and-behold here comes raver. I talk him in to lending me his shirt so I could "fool" the bouncers at Buzz cause they were looking for a guy with a white shirt on and not a blue one. It worked, I came back in for the last 45min-hour of danny's set and millie looked at me and said "where have you been?" I replied, "outside talking to a bum." her response, "ok, we've just been looking for you." But what was even more fucked up was that after the cab ride and post-buzz at pete's, we were walking down 19th st and she saw two people she recognized from buzz. So we stopped and talked to them. They had WALKED from Buzz to Dupont Circle and were on their way to the mall to "check out the statues and shit"
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