Attn: Stoli-O

***kken*** · #1 (**permalink**) 06-20-03, 04:30 PM

You could use some tonic and lime slices.

Good thing I have an office door I can close.

***cookiegirl*** · #2 (**permalink**) 06-20-03, 04:31 PM

I'm worried about you.

shadygroovedc · #3 (**permalink**) 06-20-03, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by cookiegirl
I'm worried about you.

He can't help it. He's Korean. Every Korean man is born with the alcoholism gene and the dry cleaning gene.

***kken*** · #4 (**permalink**) 06-20-03, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by shadygroovedc
He can't help it. He's Korean. Every Korean man is born with the alcoholism gene and the dry cleaning gene.

Thanks for reminding me, I gotta pick up my dry cleaning today. If I can drive...

shadygroovedc · #5 (**permalink**) 06-20-03, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by kken
Thanks for reminding me, I gotta pick up my dry cleaning today. If I can drive...

Is it at your aunt's place or your cousin's place?

***kken*** · #6 (**permalink**) 06-20-03, 05:09 PM

We are not of relations... they are Korean tho LOL.

shadygroovedc · #7 (**permalink**) 06-20-03, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by kken
We are not of relations... they are Korean tho LOL.

The best cleaners always are.

***cookiegirl*** · #8 (**permalink**) 06-20-03, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by shadygroovedc
He can't help it. He's Korean. Every Korean man is born with the alcoholism gene and the dry cleaning gene.

Were you born with the Larry gene?

shadygroovedc · #9 (**permalink**) 06-20-03, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by kken
We are not of relations... they are Korean tho LOL.

Do they try to talk to you and ask you about your life and stuff? I hate that. I always get the probing with Korean dry cleaners. They think just cause I'm Korean that I'll want to share all the interesting things going on in my life with them. One of these days, I'm just gonna tell them "Well, tonight I plan on staying up for 24 hours, pulling lines of cocaine. I had to steal the money to get the drugs. I have no job. I dropped out of school."

***kken*** · #10 (**permalink**) 06-20-03, 05:13 PM

No, but we've become pretty good friends. The kind that isn't there all the time, which is good, coz you get sick of them after a while... but there enough you stay the bestest of buds!

shadygroovedc · #11 (**permalink**) 06-20-03, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by cookiegirl
Were you born with the Larry gene?

Hit pot. I'm kettle.

***kken*** · #12 (**permalink**) 06-20-03, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by shadygroovedc
Do they try to talk to you and ask you about your life and stuff? I hate that. I always get the probing with Korean dry cleaners. They think just cause I'm Korean that I'll want to share all the interesting things going on in my life with them. One of these days, I'm just gonna tell them "Well, tonight I plan on staying up for 24 hours, pulling lines of cocaine. I had to steal the money to get the drugs. I have no job. I dropped out of school."

Yep, can't fucking stand that. They feel just coz your parents come from the same place, there's some kinda solidarity you should be putting out for them. My last tailor and his wife kept bugging me to come out to their church because "there's a lot of single Korean girls there." No shit. I stopped going there and got some Chinese mofo now. He don't ask me shit cept how I want the hems.

Fucking Korean motherfuckers!

moto · #13 (**permalink**) 06-20-03, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by shadygroovedc
"Well, tonight I plan on staying up for 24 hours, pulling lines of cocaine. I had to steal the money to get the drugs. I have no job. I dropped out of school."

Aaaahh, yeyo...