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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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It's when it's raining outside, not windy. Duh. |
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When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
__________________ "Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills, while listening to repetitive electronic music." |
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