the celibate bachelor

[funkyfreshdc]

yet another girl i was working on dropped the "b word" today. what to do?

[shadygroovedc]

Originally posted by funkyfreshdc
yet another girl i was working on dropped the "b word" today. what to do?

You keep talking puppy dogs and ice cream cones and of course you're gonna end up on the friendship tip.

And the "b word" is only a Yield sign, not a Stop sign. If they were really serious, they'd have a ring. At least, that's what I believe.

[funkyfreshdc]

Originally posted by shadygroovedc
And the "b word" is only a Yield sign, not a Stop sign. If they were really serious, they'd have a ring. At least, that's what I believe.

that's probably the attitude i need to take -- a lot of these girls have bf's carried over from high school and are still convinced that long distance relationships aren't so bad.
i'm just not used to having to put in so much work.

how does vicman cope?

[kken]

Originally posted by funkyfreshdc

how does vicman cope?

he posts a lot on messageboards... just like you are doing today.

[shadygroovedc]

Originally posted by funkyfreshdc
that's probably the attitude i need to take -- a lot of these girls have bf's carried over from high school and are still convinced that long distance relationships aren't so bad.
i'm just not used to having to put in so much work.

Shady's rules: If they say "hi" they obviously want to sleep with you. If they don't want to sleep with you, they're obviously lesbian.

how does vicman cope?

By being gay?

[funkyfreshdc]

Originally posted by kken
he posts a lot on messageboards... just like you are doing today.

keep talkin like that and i'll put your face in my sig too

[moto]

Originally posted by shadygroovedc
Shady's rules: If they say "hi" they obviously want to sleep with you. If they don't want to sleep with you, they're obviously lesbian

Another "no means yes" follower...

[layousugar]

Originally posted by shadygroovedc
Shady's rules: If they say "hi" they obviously want to sleep with you. If they don't want to sleep with you, they're obviously lesbian.

aww that's not true! we could be bored as all hell and have simply resorted to conversation with anyone in a 3 foot radius. it's not "hi" that means they want to sleep with you - it's "*sigh* i'm so boreddd.... wanna go back to my place and .... 'talk'? *wink-wink*" that means they want to sleep with you.

come on, we're not THAT confusing.

[shadygroovedc]

Originally posted by moto
Another "no means yes" follower...

When a lady says 'No', she means 'Maybe'. When a lady says 'Maybe', she means 'Yes'. And when she says 'Yes', it means she's not a lady.

[jonyquest]

[vicman]

Originally posted by funkyfreshdc
yet another girl i was working on dropped the "b word" today. what to do?

you cant let it affect you. if you do you run the risk of getting into "fear of rejection" mode, and that is the worse for a guy. there are lots of women out there and you never know if that girl's BF will dump her ass soon. Long distance relationship or not, any normal guy is only willing to go so long with out nookie on a regular basis with out having to put in any effort or money for it . . . that is what GF's are for. a lot of times it's jut a waiting game.

[moto]

Did this thread just got really ?

[moto]

Su telenovela de la noche! Con Vic, el Moderador del amor...

[vicman]

of course the easiest way would be to get her drunk during happy hour and end up taking her to your place afterwards for a nightcap. . . that never fails

[vicman]

Originally posted by moto
Did this thread just got really ?

the thread broke the gay-o-meter from the first post. what type of fruitcake asks other people what to do when some chick he's pursuing drops the "b" word? either get her drunk and get frisky with her, continue macking it, or stfu and move on.